ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th June 2024

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

Bree's come up with all of the terms and conditions for a bet that hasn't even been placed yet. Also, Clint once drank horse semen...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I never know which intro is going to go off. The only buttons I have control of are the Jake Juan one and the Shania Twain one, and then I never know which other button is to go off. The only buttons I have control of are the Jaquan one and the Shania Twain one. And then I never know which other button is going to be when I click off the start of the after party. Well, how do you not know? Does it not label? They're all the same colour. I named them all the same.

They're just called like after party one, two, three. It's a game of chance. And that one always puts the shits up me. We've had a request for Claudia and I bad guy one to come back oh one of the callers oh yeah that was a good idea I love that one

and I was like you're welcome no biggie oh darling amazing um so Clint what did you have

at the the fair the other the you go to a fair you don't need to fill time I'm not filling time it's a podcast

and Claudia's searching up the Billie Eilish thing one thing at a time. What Billie Eilish? And if you must know, I drank horse semen. Cool. Good on you for owning it. So proud of you. Why did you do that?

I don't want to be celebrated for that. Why not? Because I was at a wild foods festival and I thought it was a wild food. Yes, but that doesn't, no excuse. Well, it is a pretty wild food. Did you spit or swallow? Bunch of little tadpoles. Oh, I feel sick!

You're going to have a little horn, baby. Was it disgusting? It was disgusting. Was it real thick? No. Was it watering? It was a tiny, tiny amount. How tiny?

Like a, like a, like a... Yeah, the rest landed on his face. I feel he spat. That's what we spat. That's so funny. So did he. I'm never going to fucking love this, Dad. It's my favourite story ever. Yeah, people are really interested in it.

I can't... Did you tell me? Yeah, I told you. Or did producer Ben tell you? No, I told you. Rah, grits. Because I didn't even think about it when I was doing it. I put it on my Snapchat.

I was like, oh, this is crack up. Do you still have it? The video? No. Can you find it? No. I want to see it. I must.

I must see it. We will hire a hacker to go and do the Snapchat. Oh, my word. Duh. That was good. That's what the people wanted. That was really good. That's what the people wanted. That was really good. Did you?

What happened? Oh, you don't have your headphones on. I can't. My hair's all big. It was the Billie Eilish. The girl's doing Billie Eilish. Oh. A little swift subject change.

Speaking of swift subject change, on the show today, Brie has a full makeover. So... What's a full... Well... Hair makeover. Well, you did your brows. Someone did your hair. And the piercer's coming later. And a tattooist. Okay, here's a question for you guys.

Hang on. If you want to see the before and afters, they're on our Instagram at the moment. Brie and Clint. You can vote now. Brie and Clint. Here's a question for you. We're trying to get more followers than this other account that we know. Brie and Clint.

At Brie and At Brant Clint Please help us out Please follow us It's actually It's been going pretty well actually Instagram Everybody on this podcast Will definitely already be following us

So we appreciate you guys Whenever you plug it on here We get so many Well if they're not Let's say they're following us On Instagram And not anywhere else Can you please go follow us

On Facebook and TikTok And we will love you forever Go make a TikTok And then follow us on it Do people like desperation Is that what I don't know Yeah I think people love desperation.

I can't relate to it. Here's a question for you guys. If someone came in and said to all of us, right, the world is going to end unless all of you get a piercing,

what are you going to get? A septum. Do you want a septum? I'd do any of my ear and I would get a septum. You know you get a piercing. Hell yes. What are you going to get? Septum. You want a septum? I'd do any of my ear and I would get a septum. You know you can do that. Yeah, but I already have a side nose ring. So I'm like, it's probably too much. No, I love that look.

I love a side nose ring and a septum. But like the anatomy is not correct. You just have to make your septum quite thin. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you're done. Septum. Ella?

Some cool earring in my ear. Yeah, that's boring. And that's what I was going to say too. What would I get? It's the easy out. Well, I really like them as well. I'd love to get really cool earrings. Maybe I'd get my tongue pierced too.

Oh, hell yeah. Because that's not going to leave a lasting hole and it just closes over. When I was growing up. I've had my ear pierced. Oh, my God. I thought you were about to say your tongue. I was like, you what? I thought you were about to say your tongue too.

And I was like, I don't know you at all. I think Clint was wild back in the day. He had his eyebrow tattoo. He rolled the blade. Do you have a tattoo on your bum or something? No, no tattoos. He always likes to say you don't put bumper stickers on a Ferrari, so why would I get a tattoo?

The world's about to end unless you get a tattoo. Unless I put a bumper sticker on my Ferrari. It has to be at least a centimetre. What are you getting? Maybe like All Blacks logo. on my Ferrari. It has to be at least a centimetre. What are you getting? Maybe like All Blacks logo. Oh, my gross. Seriously? Warriors. Warriors logo.

No, you wouldn't. Daughters initials. That's better. Birthdays. Or like the win record for Ford at Bathurst over the last 50 years. That's good. What about a rose or like a clock or a lion? I've got it.

I've got it. I've got it. Yeah. You know when we have our next big bet? You know how we make those stupid bets sometimes? Yeah. I've got it. Yeah. The next big bet, when you lose, I'm going to organise Dan Carter to come in here, sign

you, and then you have to get it tattooed. Dan Carter's signature will be tattooed on Clint. That will be the next bit. It's meaningful. Can you guys remind me the next time we have a big bet? On your headphone. That would be such a good bet. Where Clint wants to put his money where his mouth is.

Put it on your wrist. Yeah, but that's the opportunity for me to win something quite big. Yeah, so you need to come up with something. What do you want in return? Yeah, hard. What to come up with something. What do you want in return? What do you want in Bree? I want... Me to drink horse semen. Yeah, I was thinking that.

That's the only answer. That's pretty even. I don't know if I could... You couldn't even drink an egg. You drink horse semen and I'll get the tattoo. But the problem is Dan will come in and I'll try and play it cool and you'll go, yeah, he's doing this because that time he drank horse semen. No, that's the bet.

That will be the bet the next time we can think of something. You will get Dan Carter's signature tattooed on you. And you never get to bring the semen thing up again. Exactly. And if I lose, I have to drink the horse semen and you can talk about it as much as you like, but I'm never allowed to talk about you drinking it again. That's a good bet.

That's a good bet. Oh, mate. We just need something to bet on. Oh, mate. We just need something good to bet on. What did you say? Oh, I don't know. I'm just trying to think.

Should we do another race? Should we do another race? Let's just sleep on it. It has to be a bet that goes for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If anyone has any ideas, tell us in the podcast group. I'd love to know. My legacy.

Clint Roberts. Paul Seaman. Where are you going to put it, Clint? Andrew? Little name? The tattoo or the? Paul. Where was seen in it? Where are you going to put it, Clint? Andrew? The tattoo or the? Paul. Where would you get it? Get a tattoo.

On the ass. Got to go on the ass. That's nice. Nah, might go like. The nape of your neck. On the side of my ribs. Your head bone. Oh, what?

Gay. All right, that'll do. Let's go home. That'll do, pig. That'll do, pig. Put it right on your heart. Yeah. Let's go home. They'll do pig. They'll do pig. Put it right on your heart. Yeah. Right where he belongs.

That was good. That's a really good bit we've come up with. I don't know if I agree. I don't know if I agree. We just need to know what we're bidding on. After party. Duh. Duh.

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