ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th June 2025
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ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
H-O-T-T-O-G-O.
You can take me hard to go.
We had a meeting with Ross Boss today who said,
if this podcast is to survive,
you must encourage your listeners to not just like
and download, they must subscribe to your podcast.
Yes, please, it helps us out a lot.
And he said, you need to tell them
at the start of every podcast, you need to remind them.
So this is me doing that and vowing to do it every day
until I forget, which will probably be.
A couple of weeks.
I reckon it'll be done by Friday.
Oh, you reckon?
But for now.
That's a good effort.
Please subscribe.
Please like and subscribe.
Don't you love it when people are desperate
and they're like, please.
Yeah, please.
Please.
Please do it.
Please.
There's nothing cooler than someone who doesn't give a fuck about the outcome.
Correct. There's nothing more powerful than not being tied to the outcome.
Oh, so true.
Whether you are in a negotiation.
Yep. Doesn't matter what it is.
Any kind of, any kind of, any kind of deal.
It's the best position to be in. Yeah. any kind of, any kind of, any kind of deal.
It's the best position to be in.
Yeah.
Like where you genuinely,
I don't care.
There's a fine line though,
because if you say you're pursuing someone,
you do want to feel like they want the outcome to be.
Yeah, that maybe is a bit different.
But there's a fine line
because you don't want them to want it too much.
No.
Because then it's like, ugh.
Ugh, yuck, needy.
Yeah.
I've had you hot before, now, mmm.
Yeah.
I feel.
I say that as a former needy person.
Former?
Hey!
So needy.
Hey!
Hey, I've squished that right down.
Anyway, this One Hit Wonders is fun if you're not doing it. You should. It's on our Instagram story.
Even Ross Boss is doing it and he doesn't get involved in anything.
He doesn't fucking do anything.
No, he doesn't get involved in any of our stuff. He hates our show.
Don't worry. He's not listening to this because he doesn't get involved in any of our stuff. He hates our show. Don't worry.
He's not listening to this because he doesn't get involved with any of this.
Exactly.
He's never listened to this podcast.
Oh, this would be the one that would listen to it.
This would be the one that he listens to to find out if we did our subscription big.
And if you are, obviously Ross everything in this podcast.
You girls out there?
Oh, she, yeah, okay.
Yeah, we can talk now.
Why?
Don't talk until they ask us to.
He he. It's been three minutes.
Fuckin' that's so...
Now who's needy?
Yeah, Chloe.
That is mind game.
That was needy.
I've never claimed not to be needy.
That's what you and I could never be.
That's a main part of your personality.
I love attention, but only on my terms.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
So what do you wanna say?
And then when she's out and up, she's like, get away.
They're like, no, you're like, come be in this video.
And I'm like, absolutely not.
Yeah, Claudia hates dance talks.
Claudia refused to be in a video for TikTok the other day,
which is her prerogative.
But then I had to leave to go and do something.
And then I walked back in, Claudia was filming a video.
She was in a video.
I have a personal promise where I've promised
never to dance on camera for a TikTok.
So it's dancing.
Have you not heard that about her before?
That's like her one thing where she's like,
never will she get involved in a dancing thing.
I would rather, like when you guys made me do pushups
and you made me do squats, I'd rather do stuff like that.
And you know what?
I think that's fine because you have one thing where you're like, that's my no. If there was multiple, god, I hate people like that that's a little bit embarrassing but not. I think that's fine because you have one thing
where you're like, that's my no.
If there was multiple, god I hate people like that.
You only get to pick one.
Yeah.
Okay, that's my one.
And you didn't choose nudity.
That's fine.
You didn't choose.
Oh, I feel like I'd.
You can give me a piercing, give me a tattoo,
I'm not dancing.
Or the radio classic.
What everyone's one thing.
Clint should know mine.
Drinking milk. No. Oh, pressure, now that you've said I should know mine. Drinking milk.
Oh, pressure, now that you've said I should know it.
You should know it.
I was gonna say nudity,
but then we got our fucking bits out last year.
No, I know it.
Well, she didn't ask you.
Oh, do you think you know it, Ella?
I know it too.
Well, do you both know it?
Oh, yeah, I know what it is.
It's your hair.
What, no.
Oh, I mean, yes, that is
Yeah, she won't shave her head never go to her with a shave your head. Can I put that on my list?
Okay, there's two that's definitely one running. No, she wants to run
No, no, no, you're used to be free. You know, I tried to tee up while you're away
I tried to tee up a fresh run will come take a pen in this will come back to it. Your thing is oh
back to it your thing is oh yeah I'm skydiving never don't ask me don't write it into a prop don't is that what you were saying so you're gonna say yeah
you could see the same I never actually know I was trying to put pressure on you
yeah skydiving well no? No things with old fruit.
Yeah, you weirdo. And not, he hates to be scared.
Oh, I don't like a scared man.
No, it's the spontaneous stuff.
I hate that.
Nothing unplanned.
They're trying to wind you up again.
It's not gonna work.
Don't fall for it.
Because I'm a chill guy.
Ella, while you're away, while you're away.
Oh yeah, tattoos.
Fuck a tattoo, no.
It's because I'm better than people with tattoos.
No, um.
Whatever.
Okay, cool guy.
That was a joke.
Right before us.
Virgin.
Sorry.
Sorry.
What were you saying?
Yeah, fucking virgin.
While you're away,
we were talking about running,
cause do you know who Rod Stewart is?
Yeah, some singer.
Okay.
That's about right.
He's 80 and he is trying to become
the world's fastest 80 year old over a hundred meters.
Okay.
So niche.
So niche, but I love it.
He's had a running track made at his house.
Of course.
He's training for it.
I think he was down at,
I think it was at 17 seconds
and his goal was to get to 14
He was in his 20s because I was at 18 and I was running faster than Rod Stewart
Right, I think he was at 19. He was trying to get to 17
Anyway, we talked about it and we brought up our times and then I suggested
rematch
And then it just nothing ever happened
Should we make it an annual thing?
No, we don't need to do that.
Too much anxiety.
If we made it annual,
it would be good to have data and be like,
you're a second slower than you were last year.
Or you're a second faster.
Can we have kind of like,
when you go to a concert and there's an opening act,
can we have an opening race and it
Could be Clint versus a few people. No, we're gonna do it annually. I want to be included
Oh, you'll win you'll win. Yeah, but essentially you're racing against yourself and you'll be at the end of the race
You're racing your own time. It's just all at the same time. I'm racing Brie. I'm not doing it
If I'm not trying to be Brie
That's good motivation. That's my goal
But cute that you think I'll win. How do you know? I wouldn't just rip a hammy off the start line if I'm not trying to beat Bri. Well that's good motivation. That's my goal.
But cute that you think I'll win, how do you know I wouldn't just rip a hammy
off the start line?
I hope so.
That's what we would all hope for.
I'll push you.
I'll give up my place to trip you up.
Sometimes your dreams don't come true, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what they say.
Do you reckon you'd beat all of us?
Do you reckon you'd beat any of us?
I'd definitely beat you.
Oh yeah.
I'd definitely beat Ella.
I think Bri and I would be competitive of us? I'd definitely beat you. Oh yeah. I'd definitely beat Ella. Yes.
I think Bri and I would be competitive.
Oh, I'd need to train.
I reckon I could definitely get better
if I trained and dropped a bit of weight.
You don't need to do that.
I used to, I used to be fast.
Like I used to run a 13 flat was my best time.
What the hell?
That was my time when I was like 14, 15.
I've never been fast.
It's, guys, it sounds like you want to-
I don't want to do the L.
But you guys can, I'll film it.
My ankle hurts.
No, stop bailing on shit.
It's not- I'm not in the show name.
It's Bree and Clint.
It's inconvenient when you want to.
Yeah, they just use it when they want to.
She's the person who was waiting to be invited
to speak on the podcast today.
As soon as we get a Gracie Abrams interview,
I'm on the part of the show.
I need to be there to facilitate the interview.
Absolutely gutted.
Couple of days out.
You should have seen Claudia,
Claudia's like, I need to get on that,
I need to be there.
I've got nothing to do there, but I'll be there.
I literally stood around and did nothing.
Anyway, if you want to see a rematch
of the 100 metre race, we need to build pressure, okay?
You need to start getting the comments through.
Here's a fun idea.
Either, like if we do the rematch,
you can run or you have to find someone
that will run in your place.
Shotgun pixie.
That if you think they will do better,
but obviously they can't be.
Do we have to accept them as a like?
You go, I propose this person runs for me.
And we have to accept them as a like for like replacement.
Oh, like for like.
Like for like.
No, no, no, it doesn't have to be like for, it just,
but they can't be like a professional runner.
They can't be like, they have to be like, What what about an extra like a normie what about could be professional suggest
someone I mean I think Pixie would do a great job no she's a runner yeah so of
course she would know me she's not no you're just recruiting a really good
runner I reckon I could be Pixie so yeah I'd accept her. Oh is that how we're looking at it? Oh yeah I'd beat Pixie too. Ryan. No. Fuck no. Absolutely not.
That was husband. Your mum can run though. Yeah your sister can run. Your sister? Yep.
Lucy can take Fletch from the morning show. Oh shit! I feel like he'd be fast.
I think he would be fast.
He would be absolutely fast.
Have you seen the legs on that guy?
He's all muscle.
I know.
Can we just do something with some animals, like a little farm trip?
I have wanted to do the mini Melbourne Cup for years.
I have said we will get,
how many horses in the Melbourne Cup?
Eight?
15, I think.
Oh, well we'll do a small version.
We'll get 10 miniature ponies
and we'll do a race where we just let the miniature ponies
out of the gates and then there's no like riders
or anything.
It's just whatever horse wanders down
to the end of the track.
23.
You know what we should do?
It's a 23.
We should get all our dogs to race.
Yeah, true, we've all got dogs.
The time, producer Ben raced your dog.
Yeah.
That was close.
We just line up all our dogs.
Okay, I'm keen for that
because my dog would smoke all your dogs.
My dog would give it a valiant effort.
My dog would not pay attention.
Neither. No, but see how we'd have effort? My dog would not pay attention. Neither.
No, but see how we'd have to do it is
it'd have to be timed.
Ah, not together.
True, and you stand at the far end and call them over.
Yeah, you couldn't, or you can run with them.
No, I'm too slow.
Unleashed, but you could run with them.
I tried that when I did my sprint.
You could do that.
When we did the sprint training, well, the sprint last year,
I did like a couple of tests just to see where I was kind of at
And I brought my dog with me. He tripped me up like he would not run with me. He ran in front of me
Should we do that? I don't hate that idea
It would be so fun
We've all got a dog that we can enter into the race
So get excuse to meet a Clint's dog
Oh I really want to meet a dog
Yeah we could do that, it's a fun idea
And if we just go somewhere where it's a little bit fenced and you know
There's a dog park. Yeah. And if we just go somewhere where it's a little bit fenced and you know, there's a dog park
By my house. Oh how convenient?
It's ages away. With a soccer pitch on it. Oh, okay.
Your house is ages away. I reckon yeah. Can we go back to your house for a cup of tea afterwards?
It's not that far. No, I'll go. No yours is like 40 minutes away. No, it's not. Yes it is, 45 minutes.
You live on the North Shore.
That's like a 10 minute drive.
I think we should all meet in the middle.
Yeah.
Which is great.
But we're in the middle right now.
Oh, my house.
Meet in the middle.
Exactly.
Anyway, put it on the back burner.
You do need a flat surface or soccer pitch would be great.
Do the people want to see that?
Dog race?
I just want to show off my dogs.
People love dogs.
People love dogs.
Well, why can't you just let us go over to your house, Clint?
I think people would like to see that.
That's as far away as the dog park he's talking about.
It's further.
Yeah, but it's fun.
You've been to my house.
Yeah, but with Bree and Claudia.
That'd be really weird.
I think it would be very awkward.
No, I think it'd be fun.
Nah, it would be weird.
We could wear casual clothes.
No shoes on in the house.
I would, we-
You're supposed to have a formal outfit
you're wearing right now.
We wear casual clothes every day.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, let's go.
Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go.
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