ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th March 2024

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

How good is a hug?! Although, some people really do it better than others. And we chat about how many eggs we're eating. There's a bit of a disagreement about how many you should be rockin' for a proper breakfast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Bola! Welcome to the Brianne Clint after party. I needed that. I needed that one. That energetic one. Had a bit of a flat day to be honest. Me, personally. Not the show. Bit of a rough one, but that's okay. Hugs for Clint. Hugging. Hugging. Hug be so i would be so weird about if you tried i was gonna say if you know clint that's the last thing he wants no i don't kind of do just to make you feel more awkward but i also think i would get why would you want

to make someone feel awkward out proportions ella you and i are proportions are so out of whack for a hug by the way you're all the way down there. Yeah, what would I... I'm all the way up here. As the smaller person, do you put your arms up and over? No way. Would you go around my waist? Or do you go one over or one under? Would you put your arms around my puku?

Side hug. How weird is a diagonal arm hug? You know, where someone goes one way and the other person goes... You do that, Clint. I think I do that. I always see you do it, Clint. I do not.

Yeah, when there's a guest in, you go, hey, mate. I feel like it's the most common. I feel like it's quite common to hug that way. Is it? Yeah, I think so. I know a friend, and this is not just him. I've seen other people do it. He's a butt-out hugger so that the genitals never touch.

Yeah, that's weird. He's doing it to be polite, but it's so awkward. So he'll plant his feet about half a metre from the person, then he'll lean into them. Yeah, that's weird. He's doing it to be polite, but it's so awkward. So he'll plant his feet about half a metre from the person and then he'll lean into them. Oh, no.

That's weird. Why make it weird? Because he doesn't want the jennies to touch. We don't have to worry about that. I also feel like the back padding is like... No, he doesn't want

his jennies to press up against yours. Why has he got to be a metre away? Yeah, no, I'm saying when a girl hugs a girl. Oh, girl on girl. Yeah. Oh, boobs touching when you a girl hugs a girl. Oh, girl on girl. Yeah.

Oh, boobs touching when you're hugging? Boobs just automatically touch. Sometimes it hurts, though. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. Some people have pointy little boobies. It depends where I am in my cycle, but sometimes I feel like my boobs are quite hard. And then I'm like, did they feel what I just felt then?

Because I feel like. How do you hug someone on a cycle? Very quickly. It's another story. You turn do you hug someone on a cycle? Very quickly. It's another story. You turn around and you're on a... On a tandem. Tandem.

And then you're turning around. That's impossible, Ella. That's crazy talk. The other person's driving. It sounds unsafe. It sounds very unsafe. Question for you guys. How many eggs do you eat

if you're having eggs for breakfast? Two. Because have you seen that TikTok recently? Three for scrambled. Yeah, me too. Three for scrambled because the rest is not enough.

Yeah. Why do eggs seem smaller when they're scrambled? There's that TikTok that's going around at the moment where it's talking to girls, but they're like, girl, you are not eating enough protein. That one hard-boiled egg that you're making yourself in the morning is not enough protein to get you through the day. You need heaps more.

This is so weird that you're bringing this up. And I'm only going to admit this because I feel safe. But my mum made eggs last night. And for the first time in four years, I looked at them and went, I want them. And all I've been thinking about for the last 24 hours is eggs. Eggs is what's done it for you?

I don't know why. Do you believe that that's your body telling you that you need a certain nutrient? Yeah. Because your body is very wise. I know. Your body knows what it needs. If you're craving it. A little bit.

And I feel like maybe some, because I am sleepy a lot. Should I make the best chili scrambled eggs? Oh, yes, please. Oh, I absolutely have nailed it, I think. The reason that it's weird, by the way, if you're new to the podcast, is Ella's a vegan. Oh, yeah, sorry. She's not anti-eggs.

Are you a vegan? Did you succumb? No, not yet. Did you not? Not yet, because I was full last night. I had Sri Lanka for dinner. Did you make yourself a disgusting tofu scramble instead? Yeah, well, that's what I was going to do tonight, go get tofu.

Isn't there fake? You can get powdered eggs. Is that still eggs? It's like a fake shit. Still eggs. Still eggs. Still eggs. There'd be a fake kind of egg, wouldn't there? Yeah, scrambled tofu is like the best, closest thing. Scrambled tofu can actually be quite nice. I've had scrambled tofu. I like it. Don't try and

sugarcoat it. It's shit. Wait, I didn't You make me your scrambled eggs. I'll make you my scrambled tofu because it is really good if you have You make me scrambled tofu. What a deal. Shut up. Yeah, what a deal. Leave me alone.

I feel like I'm getting the bloody war into this. I'm opening myself up to you. Can we go back to how many eggs you guys eat? Oh, yeah, sorry. How many? How many in a scramble? Three. Three.

Buzzy. Which is half of the cost of living crisis. Boy, eggs are expensive. If you're frying them? Two. Boiling them? Two. Poaching them? Two. How else them? Two. Poaching them?

Two. How else can you cook an egg? Eating them raw? Two. None. What are you guys eating? I would say one or two scrambled, but I'll just do one. Really?

I feel like if I'm really hungry, I'll do two, but that's very odd occasion. That's not filling me up. It's probably, yeah, my partner only has one. I think we're going to get chickens. No way! Can you get the Chinese chickens? Search them up. Google them right now.

Chickity China, the Chinese chickens. I think we're going to get ones that lay eggs. You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking. You've got to get the laying hens. The issue that I've found with them is they only lay for a bit. There's only a period of their life where they are laying and then... Oh, it sounds so familiar. Yeah.

Same as every female. And then you just have this redundant chicken. No, they're cute. And they become friends by then. What do you do with the chicken after that? Part of the family. Kill it, eat it. Well, that's where you'd have to get a bit farming and ruthless.

Would you say you're like an animal lover? I don't think so. You make too many jokes about the cows and the piggies. It wouldn't be a word, like a thing that I would use to describe Clint. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying you hate animals, but I wouldn't be like, Clint, oh, he's such an animal lover. You do have your cat.

I love my animals. You're a your cat. I love my animals. You're a cat guy. You love your cat. Animals? Yeah. You don't have a dog? I've never had a dog. You're cute with my dog when he comes in.

You have a cat. What's the other animal you have? No, I mean the animals that I've had in my life, which is cats and guinea pigs. How do you feel about bird watching? I enjoy bird watching. He's an animal lover, guys. I wouldn't have a bird. I talked to a friend who has a bird, a pet bird.

Her name is Kate, and I was hanging out with her at the Pink concert, and she is a content creator, and she has a budgie that appears in a lot of her content. Very cute. It hops up onto her shoulder, all of this stuff. And she said she's done content about it actually about why you should never get a pet bird. I hate pet birds.

I had a cockatiel when I was younger. Oh, me too. And I was just so terrified of this thing getting out of its cage and flying away. And then this is why I can tell I've been such an animal lover from such a young age because I remember at one point I said to my mum and I was quite young, I said, I feel so guilty that this thing has to live in this cage its whole life.

And I couldn't deal with it and we had to get rid of it and it went off to a place that had a way bigger enclosure. Avery. That was her reason for not getting a bird. I couldn't. She said they're too intelligent It's horrible And once you domesticate them they're so high need

Like they need so much from you And if you put them in a cage Because they're so intelligent they just go insane Yeah and I just oh god horrible Do you want to know a funny story Not chickens though they're dumb as fuck Can I just say out of any bird The best and I've had these as pets before,

the best bird to have as a pet is a duck. Ducks are awesome. I love them. And they, like, love, you know, you can have a little pond for them. They're just such a good pet. We kind of have a pet duck. Yeah, pet ducks are the cutest. What kind of duck?

Little babies. A wood duck. Mallard. Well, you know the generic run-of-the-mill ducks that we have here? The brown ones? The brown ducks. Mallard? We have one white duck that shows up to our house every spring with the yellow beak.

Oh my God, I love those ones. And she's come the last two springs. Have you named her? Jemima. Oh, Puddle Duck. Hey there, Jemima. We had seven pet Puddle Ducks as kids. And we, because our cousin had them for a science project at school

and then she was like, what do I do with these ducklings now? And she hatched them. And then my dad's like, we'll take them. We'll take them. And then they used to swim in the bath with us. And then, yeah, they were the cutest. And then a fox ate a few of them. Oh, stop.

Wait, in Australia? Yeah. Are there foxes in Australia? Sure are. Where are they? Absolutely. Like the orange kind? Yep.

Really? Yep. We used to go fox shooting. Are they native? No. Introduce. Introduce. Pest.

We're lucky we didn't get foxes here. Yeah. One time we went, and this is why I also know I'm an animal lover. My dad's like, let's go shoot some foxes. And I was like, I don't know about this. And then my dad had this new gun that he was testing. Foxes are cute in my opinion. They're very cute.

Anyway, this fox was like 200 metres away. My dad pulls out this huge rifle, shoots it from 200 metres away. So you put yourself between the fox and the rifle. No, he shoots it from like 200 metres away and then my dad's like, go get it.

I was like, I don't want to go get it. Poor thing. And then I never went shooting with my dad again. Oh, good. You still wear the shit out of that fox fur though.

Well, I mean, that's a fashion item. Do you know what I find really gross and I don't understand? Just put your finger through the bullet hole. Yeah. What? That's fucked. Don't finger the bullet hole.

What were you going to say? Don't finger. Isolate that audio. Buy me dinner first. No, I don't understand how it's deemed fancy or expensive. Out of my foxhole, yeah. The skin, cow skin rugs. Oh, I hate standing on them.

I hate the way they feel. I hate that. I don't mind a cow skin rug. That's because your country is fucked. That's because we're, yeah. I'll do that embarrassing thing where I don't want to step on them, so I'll just kind of find a way around them. There was a season of the block New Zealand

and this is the key difference between the block New Zealand and the block Australia One of the styling challenges for the lounge, these blokes they always put a couple of blokes on the block and I think they put them on there to ridicule them for their styling choices The point of difference

though, it's nice to see one of them's always going to be outside their comfort zone trying to style these fucking rooms they throw them in the deep end on purpose but their idea of styling was they got a cow skin rug and they stretched it over a canvas and then they framed it and they hung it on the wall so the artwork in the lounge was a framed cow, dead cow. That's horrendous. I can't move past it that it's literally a dead cow on the floor. Yeah, but let's be real.

You can actually find out what your shoes are made of. That cow didn't die to be that rug. No. Did it? No. They're obviously just using that. Reuse. True.

You know what I mean? Still don't want to touch it. Yeah, fair enough, though. I get it. What about a sheepskin? Yeah. What about a- Sheepskin? Well, is a sheepskin- Does the get it. What about a sheepskin? What about a... Sheepskin?

Well, is a sheepskin... Does the sheep have to die for a sheepskin? Yeah. Oh. But plenty of sheep are killed for meat, for lamb. So that's just the same thing. You're just repurposing. I guess at least you're using everything.

Using. My mum gave me... Oh, I got it. I got it. Using. Nice, nice. My mum gave me for Oh, I got it. I got it. Using. Nice, nice. My mum gave me for Christmas one year a beanie that was made out of possum skin. Oh.

Yeah, gotcha. Possum fur. Yeah. Toasty warm. And I just... I'm sorry, but I refuse to wear possums on my head. Yeah, you're probably the worst person they could have given it to. Question.

Ew. Do you own slippers? No. Do you not have Ugg boots? Before I was vegan, I got them. So yeah, like I might bring them out in winter. Oh, here we go. Look, she's trying to justify it. I'm not justifying. Because Ugg boots

Yeah, I know. I don't have Uggs. Are made from baby seals. Are they? Baby seals? Yeah. I thought they were sheep. Let's go home. Oh, my word. Let's go home. I'm not having eggs now.

I've got a big meaty dinner to eat and about seven eggs to devour. I'm going to go lay on my cow skin rug. It's in my leather couch. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Come on. Come on. Let's party today.

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