ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th March 2025

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

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The ZM Podcast Network. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. Hi and welcome to the after party. I've got a question for the group. Sorry, I'm just texting my mum. She loves to text me when she's listening to the show.

Did she hear herself just then? No, well, this is the podcast. Yeah, I know, but... Yeah. She was asking because we tested our rhythm today on the show. You will hear it. It's in the podcast. Oh, I don't want your mum to see this.

And she goes, where can I watch that video? She's dying to see it. I'm not saying she did. I'm not saying she does. Yeah. But if your mum ever found me attractive in any way, it's gone now. Gross. After that video, it's gone.

I'm glad. If my wife ever found me attractive and she sees that video. It's gone. It's gone. I feel like I stand by what I did. I'm happy with what I put down, if you know what I mean. Yeah, but it's in your, it's in your, it's in your. I don't know if I want to see it.

I don't know if I want to see it. I just want to live. If I have to see it, you guys have to see it. I never have confidence, like just unwarranted confidence about anything. I always second guess myself. But let me say what I'm trying to say. Let me just live in this like, you know, ignorant bubble. Let me say what I'm trying to say with trying to offend you as little as possible.

You being a shit dancer or like a cringy dancer yeah works for you because they're like oh that brie what are you trying to say she's so that's so classic you me for as a bad dancer it's just yuck it's just like just like oh i knew he was a bad dancer i knew he couldn't dance whereas brie it's like i bet she's doing a bit I bet she's doing a bit. I bet she's doing a bit. That's what it is. No, but that's because you're genuinely a bad dancer. I'm not. Oh, there it is. We got there. Sorry, I said it.

We got there, didn't we? We got there eventually. Actually, to be honest, I don't know. I need to watch the footage back because I didn't really see what you threw down. So you might have been good. I'd probably rather delete my social media. What would you rather, watch a video of yourself having sex or a video of yourself dancing?

Fuck, that's a good question. Dancing, hands down. I never want to see the other ever in my whole life. If you could have sex with yourself. No. Fuck no. So you could experience it from the other side. Yuck.

Yeah, I know. So yuck. But it's like an existential question it's like you would no i don't know if i could but then if i'm willing to do that but you love yourself i have to experience it do you reckon you know if i'm putting someone else through it surely i have to what would you write yourself is good for the gander what would you write yourself do you reckon now yeah why what looks wise or um performance performance strictly performance oh not highly i wouldn't write myself highly well yeah i don't know why i said now yeah what do you mean now? Did it used to be different? Well, use it or lose it, you know what I mean? The more you do something, the better you probably are at it. Yeah, right.

Yeah, that's true. Same with dancing, and I didn't get to this point in the dancing break. We talked about whether you lose rhythm as you get older. Again, use it or lose it. When you're in your late teens and early 20s, you're probably out there dancing at least once or twice a week, whereas you and I, the odd wedding, the odd festival, but not every weekend.

Which sucks because I love dancing. I need to be less critical of your dancing, Brie, because we're about to go to Ella's wedding. So Clint, you would have gone, but you're not going. No, no, no. And you're going to see me dance. No, no. Yeah. So Clint, you would have gone but you're not going. No, no, no. And you're going to see me dance. Yeah. Which I've never seen.

I don't think you've seen So it's easy, it's easy to throw stones, isn't it? No, you're going to have this alcoholic safety blanket. You're going to have the Harry Potter

alcoholic cloak of invisibility. But like... What you witnessed today was stone cold sober dancing. How often are we doing that as adults? Stone cold sober people dancing in front of stone cold sober dancing. How often are we doing that as adults? Stone-cold sober people dancing in front of stone-cold sober people.

You know how brave Clint and I were this afternoon? Fucking A. Thank you for saying that. You know how brave we were? You know how brave we were? It was your idea. Also, you can get some bullshit likes on the internet. What are we, dancing monkeys? Turns out, yes.

You brought the content forward. It wasn't us. Literally your job. What, do you want to do some shit radio again? This is our job, to make interesting radio. Literally your job. What, do you want to do some shit radio again? This is our job to make interesting radio. Go back to what we normally do. You know,

some boring old chat about some boring old story. You spent half the show talking about tractors today. Fuck, we had a good show today. Oh, it was a freaking fine show. What would you rate the show out of 10?

10 out of 10. I'd say it was a 9. 9 and a half. It was a good show today. Send that one to the radio consultant. Yeah, send that one to the power set. Yeah, just be like, can you give us some feedback on this show? Knowing all well that it was a shit fire show.

We're not afraid to admit it. No, we're not. We know when we did well. You guys should listen to it. Yeah, you guys can listen to it. One last question before we go. Oh my gosh. Who was better?

If you could have sex with yourself, what position? Oh. Ew. Wait, me? Which one am I in or which one is the other me in? Oh. No, you are not you. When you're the other one, you are not you.

Oh, okay. Sorry, no, I didn't mean to ask that question. I was doing it funny. Brie? No, I want to answer it. Well, me and you will talk about it later. Okay. Who was better in their prime?

Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, or Whitney Houston? Celine. Oh, good question. Who was better? Who was the second one? Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, and Whitney Houston. Mariah Carey. Three of the greats.

What did you just say about Mariah Carey? Meh. Mate, you don't know what you're talking about. You show some goddamn respect. Celine Dion has been the best in terms of longevity and consistency, had the longest. And we never got to see what Whitney was truly capable of. I don't think so.

And Mariah Carey, one of the greatest voices ever. And same with Whitney Houston, one of the greatest voices ever. One of the greatest voices ever. Thank you. Thank you, Claudia. Thank you, Claudia. I threatened her with it just before and she did it anyway. So you ruin things.

Well. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. She can't be trusted. So you ruin things. Well, yeah, that's it. She can't be trusted. My gut is saying Whitney. So is my gut, and I don't know if that's just because I'm biased. Yeah, or because.

He went straight and he thought the same thing. Bias. That's good. I was trying to figure out how to make a joke. That was good, Claude. Very funny. I think it's got to be Whitney. I think we only saw,

I reckon, 25% of what she actually could have done. She was out of her peak before she died because of the drugs. Yes. So, yeah.

No doubt about it. Yeah. Good question, though. Just one of the greatest voices ever. Well, thanks, everybody. Fun show. Go listen to the other podcast. It's actually worth a listen this time.

Are you right out there? The vaping. All right, it's time to go. I honestly thought Mariah Carey came in earlier on this one. Yeah, I was going to say, where does she actually come in? Oh, God. Honestly, in her prime. Untouchable.

Ridiculous. All right. Okay, let's go. I'm up to go dance to this. Leave it on. Go and dance it out. I'd rather dance to it than sing to it in public.