ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 11th March 2026

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

Join us as we test out a new intro, Clint decides if he wants to see a movie alone, and Bree is on the 212s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now from the top, make a job, that's some wet ass pussy. Now get a bucky and a mop, that's some wet ass party. I'm talking rob, rob, rob, that's some wet ass pussy. Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass. Party. Jesus Christ. That was a lot. That was a lot going on.

Hi guys, welcome to the wit ass party. The wit ass party. The wet ass party. The wet ass party. Oh yeah. Have you guys seen that the 2-1-2 is having a moment again? I don't know what that means. Hey, I was in the 21-2.

I'm the uptown. Bo-p-p-p-p-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow. No, not that. Oh, no. Oh, not that. Come on, you got it. You can do it. You don't know 2-1-2, Claude?

I know the song, but I don't know what you mean by. I was in the 2-1-2. Why is it having a moment, Brie? Who's it by again? Azalea Banks. Yeah, she's a... crazy bitch. She's a blowout, eh?

How you had to do the dance? Oh, it's Lucy Goosey, huh? Brie just looks like she's drunk and stumbling around. She's drunk in a wind tunnel. How is that it? Where is it having a moment? It's all over TikTok.

Clint doesn't have that. He's better than us. Yeah, true. No, to be honest, I need to get rid of it. Me too. For real, though. Like, I'm so bad Anytime I hear someone say, why is my feed just full of?

And I hear negativity in their voice. I'm like, you have the ability to not see that stuff. That's your fault. It's a you problem. You're in a vortex that doesn't exist. But you are experiencing problems that are completely... My problem is that I never complain. And so doesn't give me any reason to get off.

You need to go with it. Yeah. You're like, okay, this is what we're doing today. This is what I get. Right. Every now and then I dip my toe back in just to have a little look. If I'm really short on content ideas, I'll have a little flick. And every time I go on there, I'm actually, I don't mean to sound like a sanctimonious prick.

But I am. No, but I, but when you offer it, it's quite shocking the difference between the type of content and the style of content between the apps. So you're real's content. and I'm horrifically addicted to Instagram. I'm not claiming to be better than anybody. Yeah. But the type of content on TikTok, for me, in my experience, is like turning it up to 11.

It's like distilled whatever the most addictive part of social media is down to the hook of the video and the get you through the linked videos and the comments and all of a sudden you're down a wormhole of controversy that you knew nothing about 15 minutes ago. But you're like, how dare this big? steal such and such from such and such people that you didn't know about

ever existed when you woke up that day. It's really annoying because I go to send you videos all the time on TikTok and then I'm like oh he's not on TikTok. I have to download them and send them to the group chat. Yeah. Do you know what's worse? You know what's worse than that?

I have been sharing because you know you've got your list of people that you share videos with? You go, oh, mainly on Instagram. I've been sending videos to specifically our friend Ben McDowell former producer Ben I've been sending him videos for three months

and I had no idea that he's not even on Instagram anymore so he hasn't seen a single one of the videos that I've seen him that's a lot of work and I only found out because I contacted him about your engagement and he didn't know about it yeah he had no idea he had no idea that you were engaged and at that point I was like oh my god you're out of the loop

But then I was like, what a blissful existence. So nice. Yeah. Do not know anything? To find things out when you talk to people. Oh. That's lovely. Annoying when you want to invite someone to an event and they don't have Facebook, though.

Are we really still running Facebook event pages? Yeah, for like mass groups. I don't want to make a big group chat with everyone, eh? What's the last mass group Facebook event that you were a part of? I don't get invited to things, okay? I don't know I haven't been on a Facebook invite for a long time Maybe I'm just not getting invited to things later

Yeah maybe I'll invite you but you won't come Clint likes to be invited but he never goes Fair, but he likes to be invited I'll keep inviting you Yeah thanks You're welcome Thanks I just like to be invited

I tried to organise a movie date This is real fucking pathetic There's a movie I want to see Which one? I want to go to the picky Blinders movie. Oh, is there a new one? Yeah, and it's in cinemas for two weeks and then it goes to Netflix.

And I was like, oh, who would I go with? And I found one person that I thought would be interested in going to this movie with me. And we just can't find a moment to go. There's not a single moment. You can't find... No. Do you think it's lame to go by yourself? No, so I was going to go by myself.

I like going by myself. I don't think it's lame. I don't think it's lame either. You don't talk in the movies anyway. Yeah. You know? And I'm passionate about it. And anybody that I found was like, oh, yeah, that show's okay.

So then you would rather just go by yourself. Yeah, I don't think it's lame. Do you have a local theatre? Yep. Cool, do that. It's not showing it that one. Oh, bummer. It's showing it like the silky otters and the...

Oh, fancy ones. Well, the small cinemas. Yeah. What are they called boutique? I want to see the Charlie X-E-X movie. Oh, yeah. Kylie Jen is in it. What about the Elvis concert movie that's out of the moment?

My mum went to see that. Is it concert footage of Elvis or is it footage of Austin Butler being Elvis? Because it's a Bears Luhrman. No, I think it's concert footage. That's cool. And it's been edited by Bears Luhrman. I think so. Yeah.

And I think they've used AI in parts. Oh, okay. To like, I don't know, create bits that are missing or. But my mum said it was incredible. She said she loved it. But I mean, you could literally put Elvis's face on a turd and she would say that's the coolest turd I've ever seen. There's a George Michael concert film about to come out from lost footage of this George Michael

concert. That's going to be in cinemas. That'll be good. And there's a Wings one for anyone who likes the Beatles, Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Was Linda McCartney in Wings? Yes. Oh. I had no idea.

He started the band with his wife after the Beatles. Guys, can I wash my laptop bag? Not with your laptop in it? No. Obviously not Yeah I think so Just don't dry it Just hand wash it

Give a little scrub it up Yeah true Warm water give it a scrubbed Is it stinky Yeah I feel like it A bit whiffy Someone asked What is this podcast about

About whiffy laptop bags And Paul McCartney What pattern is this Clint Houndstooth Ooh Oh la Haia Ha yeah

I was in a two On the Uptown You know what There she goes. Whoa. Whoa. I feel like I'm on TikTok. Oh my God.

I feel like I'm in the street. It just looks like you're stumbling in a wind tunnel. That's the 2-1-2, baby. You look like you've just put on high heels for the first time. I look like a newborn fall. Like a newborn drag queen. Right. Ella's away today, by the way.

She's not just mad at us. She's away. She's not in the twilight. She's not doing a poo like that one time. Remember? She was like, sorry, yeah, it's got to go out of the toilet. She's like, oh, surprise, poe. Cool, man.

And then I repeated it just now. Cool, man. You're welcome. That's cool, man. Hey, no prob. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. I've got to play this again, but right.

Yes. Make it drop. That's a wet-ass party. I get a fucking in a mob. That's a wet-ass. Podcast. I'm talking rob, Wop, that's a wet-ass.

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