ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th November 2024

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

Producer Ella has a fact that is both informative AND fun, and there's no hiding our grumpiness today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ass off. Hey buddy, welcome to the after party. I like that one. Yeah, party your ass off. Fuck the police. Who partied your ass off. Fuck the police. Who partied their ass off the most over the weekend? I had a little bit of a party. Did you?

Yeah. I saw you played some beer pong. I did. I got to watch some Snapchats of you awkwardly chasing the beer pong ball. Do you have Snapchat? I'm not going to lie. Why don't you have me on Snapchat? I don't have Snapchat.

Are you on Snapchat? Well, passively I have Snapchat But I read Like it's very weird It's my favourite way to communicate Are you alright? My favourite way to communicate

With close friends Because it's so fucking easy Yeah I don't have to write some bullshit I'm going to add you, Claudia Oh I actually just want to breathe I'll add you, Claudia

Thank you I would really appreciate that Okay, cool She Oh, I actually just wanted to breathe. I'll add you, Claudia. Thank you. I would really appreciate that. Okay, cool. She doesn't use it. You don't use that. I'll use it now just to Snapchat Claudia. Yeah, shame. Yeah.

Ella, are you on Snapchat? Nah, G. Even if she was, she wouldn't tell you. She is, eh? Ella. She's not. I'm going to invite you to Snapchat. I forgot my password, so yeah.

I have it, but I haven't used it. It's not on my phone. I don't have it downloaded. Yeah, right. Okay. Clint, do you have a streak on Snapchat? Yeah, I'll be with my wife, I think. How do you see where your streak is?

Oh, honey. It's just meant to be there. Should we laugh at his bitmoji? I look kind of like him. Why can't I find you, Claudia? Why is he grey? It'll be under your phone number. Is Claudia in your phone? Yeah. Oh, 2-1. I look kind of like him Why can't I find you Claudia? Why is he grey? It'll be under her phone number Is Claudia in your phone?

Yeah 021 Nah I won't dox myself Guys I've got a fun fact Yeah Ella's got a fun fact We've been building up to this We want to play that game as well Yeah so we've got a lot

Are you sure you want to play that game? Yes I do I don't What game? You just think you're going to come out well Absolutely Okay Ella Ella said she has a fact that is...

Oh, so cool! Ella said this fact is informative, but fun. Yes. So, everyone, I am into gardening at the moment. It's my obsession. I bought a... No, I got a book from the library, A Short History of Flowers,

and my goodness, it's opening up my mind. So I'm going to give you some facts about the flower Cosmos. Do you know what that flower is? No. Never heard of it. Play along, guys. Come on. Yeah, I do.

I love it. It's my favorite flower. You look so bored. Could you look more bored? Sorry, I'm still trying to find Claudia on Snapchat. It's really stressing me out. You promised us. Okay, yep, yep.

I'm just going to Google what a Cosmos is. Yeah, you look at a freaking Cosmos and pretend to be interested. Go, yep. I'm just going to Google what a cosmos is. Yeah, you look up a freaking cosmos and pretend to be interested. Go, Ella, I'm interested. That was a good burn for me. Well, in South Africa, Delta Park. I didn't hear the burn. Don't worry about it. In South Africa.

I'll get the podcast. Oh, shut the fuck up. You can get it later. In South Africa, in Delta Park, there's 260 acres of cosmos, right? How the heck did it get there? Well, back in the war, all these horsies needed food, and they had to bring in food from somewhere. So they got all this, from Argentina. And in the hay was cosmos seeds.

And so obviously when the war was over, there was all those cosmos seeds just chilling out, not being eaten. And that's why Delta Park has all these cosmos flowers. Because of the horsies in the war. I love it. Isn't that cool? It's a great fact. Ella told us before we did this that you weren't allowed to be mean she goes i'm gonna tell do this thing you're not allowed

to be mean i think she was just talking to you when she said that oh okay yeah well then great that's great that's it i was oh my god i actually hate you right now i feel you just you know just you've just shared a very simple story about how plants transfer from one place to another. That's interesting. That's how everything spreads. Because of a war, there is now flowers everywhere in the park. That's how Spanish flu spread. If you like that story, Ella, you should look up the story about the red poppies.

Do you know that story? Let me Google. Because that's a very interesting story as well. About the red poppies. Not now. Not now, but look it up in your own time because you'll Google it. Because that's a very interesting story as well. About the red poppies. Not now. Not now, but look it up in your own time because you'll enjoy it. As you're speaking, I won't listen to you. I liked that fact just for the record.

I thought that was really interesting. She did it. No, I genuinely did it. I loved it. I think I enjoyed it the most. No, I think I enjoyed it the most. I'm reading it now. Okay, what was the game you were to play, Claude?

You were coming up with four categories. That's right. No, we're not going to do this. Yes. We're not going to do this. We'll just do one and it's me. I don't want to play, Claude? You were coming up with four categories. That's right. No, we're not going to do this. Yes. We're not going to do this. Fine, we'll just do one and it's me. I don't want to do it. Okay, the four categories are the funniest, the smartest, the hottest, and the dumbest.

Okay, I've got it. I'll do the dumb one. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Okay. Can we do the geekiest? Obviously, smartest will go to Ella for that flower fact. Bullshit.

So Clint's not taking the game seriously. No, I am. Or do you think she's not the smartest? No, because you can't just base who's the smartest off one tiny fact. Change my whole perspective. I hate you so much Claudia you go Because I know you'll play the game Okay

What was the funniest? Brie Yeah Brie Yes Smartest Claudia Obviously me Claudia

Claudia The hottest obviously Ella Yeah Oh no Oh shit Clint's the dumbest Dumbest shit

Let's shit on Clint. I called you the smartest. I called you the smartest. I know that's just being smart-ass. Guys, I think we're all just feeling a little bit wimpy today. I know yours is just being dumb-ass. You know what? I feel like the girls have united for once in these games

because we haven't been united in a few different ones. Yeah, guys, we've got a common enemy. It's me. Feels fucking good to be back together, girls. Can I just say? Can you give me a shirt? I hate Clint. You've really been annoying those girls today. I know I've been annoying them as well. Yeah. But I feel like you're enemy number one today.

I'm a human shield for you i know i appreciate it it's so fucking annoying and i'm taking these bullets for you like it takes quite the art to be more annoying than me but clint's really taking it upon himself to give it a go today you guys are just ripping apart my sabrina carpenter like i'm a fan of her and you guys are ripping that apart and you guys are ripping me apart personally. Yeah. All day. They see Claudia out of the room every now and then.

It's character building. He's going to diva. I am already a character. Thank you. At least I came out and apologized to Claudia. You did. I came out, extended an olive branch. Where was Clint?

In here. He didn't give a shit. In the studio. He was in here. Keeping the ship on the straight and narrow. We could do it without you. Sorry. But he couldn't do it without us.

Oh, the girls. The girls are rising up. It's very true. I think. It's very true. Oh, Clinty, Wendy. Oh, I think it's time to go home. Yeah, I need a cooler.

I know you guys think I'm the hottest and the smartest. So I can take these bullets because I know deep down. I think we should add a new category. The most delusional. That goes to who? It'll be Ella with those gardening facts that she said were fun and interesting. I hope that one person who listens, one person who listens to that. I genuinely found that interesting.

I'll just turn them down on my end. Thank you. Now we have the room. They suck. Before everyone gets into a real fight. I cannot believe you didn't like that fact. Okay, everybody. We all say before we go, we say love you.

It was just a little joke. You know what the best burn is Ella You know what you should say to Clint I hope you fall off your bike And knock your two front teeth out Don't do that Ella The best revenge is a life well loved That was good mate

Go on Ella go on I hope you fall off your bike You loser And knock your teeth out Oh that actually really got me Guys I promise We'll all be friends again tomorrow I hope I don't Because I'm carrying some hay Knock your teeth out. Oh, that actually really got me. It's hard. Guys, I promise we'll all be friends again tomorrow. I hope I don't because I'm carrying some hay in my back pocket.

He deserved that comment. You don't have to feel bad about it now. I don't feel bad at all. All right, let's wrap it up. I'm going to save this show. And we'll say love you guys. See you tomorrow. Love you guys. Love you.

No hard feelings. I actually feel quite sick. I might take tomorrow off. I actually love it. Claudia. I actually love it. Don't take a day off, Ella. We need you.

No, you don't. We do. But do wear one of those pimple patches. But mainly, mainly Claudia. It's an itchy bite, you arsehole. It's a fucking itchy bite. I'm literally going to shit on your beard. I'm going to actually, when I'm house sitting, I'm going to leave the shit and not flush it.

See you guys tomorrow. Maybe.