ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th September 2023

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

Bree's back in town after her romantic Italian escape with her parents and she has a VERY important question for Clint. And if you've ever wondered the different between Rugby League and Rugby Union, this is the podcast for you! Bree and Clint (unsuccessfully) try to explain the different to Producer Claud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. The ZM Podcast Network. Do you grab your muscle? Alright, here we go. That's your Jaxi hole. This podcast does not exist to explain to Ella what a sphincter is, okay? No, you said something else. No, we did not.

We did not. Right up the Jaxi. Yeah. You know that's a thing in England? Remember before I left i was trying to make the word jacksy i was putting it into my vag vocab you were putting it into your i was putting it into my own jacksy putting my jacksy into my jacket and then when i go over to england when i spent when i was in london people just use it and i was like that was an aust. People just use it. I thought that was an Australianism. I didn't even know it was a real word.

Everything that's an Australianism or a Kiwism has come from the English language. Yeah, nah. They originated it. Nah, bro. They've got that band over there, Jaxie Jones, don't they? Yeah, Jaxie Jones. Ooh. Right up, up, I'm at your Jaxie.

Ooh, mama, yeah. I am not your home. Hey, welcome back, by the way. Yeah, thank you. Good to be here. Hot Girl Summer is finished. Welcome back to depressing spring. Yeah, just in time for the rain.

Nah, spring is a good season. It's all right. I'm going to say it's nearly my favourite apart from the hay fever. No, it is my favourite. The smells. Oh, love it. What's the worst season? Winter.

Winter. Depends where you are. But we don't get snow. If we got snow, it'd be fun. If you're living in Brisbane, best season. Winter? Yeah. What?

Is it still warm? It's warm. Do you mean so you can go and watch the Brisbane Broncos? Oh, that's, I mean, also a great point. That's a bonus. If you're living in Brisbane, winter is one of the best, best seasons because it's not too cold and you don't sweat your balls off. Well, we're not, okay?

We're living here in the wettest city on earth. You said you want to ask me a question. Oh, yes. For those of you who don't live in New Zealand or Australia, at the moment the Warriors, which is the

NRL team from here in Auckland, are doing very well. They had a bad game on the weekend, but they've been doing very well. We're going to bin that one. We don't focus on that. People are saying it's our year for the Warriors. Everyone's on the bandwagon. You know what I prefer to say? It's already been our year.

Nah, fuck that. Anything that happens from here is cream. Nah, fuck that. Nah, it's been our year. Nah, if we'd won a premiership, I love how we're talking this week. If we'd won a premiership, then yes. If you've never won a premiership, then you need to win it. You can't expect to win it to be there

you can't expect to win it your first year of being good we've gone way above expectations but that's not true they've made the grand final a couple of times before first year consecutively of being good you know the building anyway I'm just happy

my question is at the moment also the Rugby World Cup is on and the All Blacks didn't have a very good first game. No. But, I mean, they were playing the home team, France, who are very strong. Yeah. But they lost. But it got me thinking, here's the question,

and producers, you can answer this question as well. I'd be interested to know your answer What would you rather You could only have one The All Blacks win Their fifth rugby world cup Fourth Rugby world cup

Or the Warriors win their first NRL premiership You can only pick one Make your decision What about the Black Caps Nah Nah, fuck the Black Caps. Don't care about cricket. The Cricket World Cup starts in a couple of weeks as well. And they've never won a World Cup either.

They played in the final of this World Cup last time and they lost. They lost because of a technicality. They scored the exact same number of runs as England and they decided that the winner was decided on who hit the most boundaries, a rule that no one had ever heard of.

Can you keep talking because I'm going to listen to this later and I need to go to sleep. Sorry, you know what I'm like with cricket. Okay, you can throw in the black caps if you want. I'd take the Warriors. Really? What? I'm so shocked. You would take the Warriors. Really? What? I'm so shocked.

You would take the Warriors over the All Blacks winning their fourth rugby World Cup. Yes, because I lived through the greatest era of All Blacks rugby. Like I was in my 20s for the 2011 and the 2015 Rugby World Cup wins. And that's as good as it got. And I love the All Blacks. They're my favourite team in the world. But the Warriors have never done it. And I'll say this.

The Warriors are for the people, and I feel like more people would be excited about a Warriors win than an All Blacks win at the moment. But I want both. What do you want, though? You're not talking about the people. We're talking about you, Clinton Roberts. Probably the Warriors. I've got to go with my gut reaction, and I don't know why I'm saying that, but Probably the Warriors.

I've got to go with my gut reaction, and I don't know why I'm saying that, but probably the Warriors. Only just, though. Only just. Producers? All Blacks. Warriors.

What? Up the wires. Yeah. I get it. I get it. It's just exciting. All Blacks have been there, done that. I love the All Blacks,

and I want to wear my jersey while they're celebrating, and I don't have a Warriors jersey, and I've only seen one Warriors game in my life and it was the one on the weekend yeah it was a bit oh well that's fair the All Blacks has not been there done that it's the biggest sport in the country it's definitely important but yeah yeah I mean it was actually really fun talking to them on Friday yeah we had um Israel Dagg on the show on Friday and Yes. And Andy Ellis and Graham Henry. Sir Graham Henry. Sir Graham Henry.

I wish I knew more about rugby in the union. It's a rich tapestry. Yeah. There's history galore. I just didn't grow up watching it. Well, I tried. I just always found it quite hard to understand. Whereas rugby league, I'm like, sweet.

So they get five tackles and they run it as far up as they can. They get tackled. Then the other team has to go back 10 metres and then they run again and then they run again and then they kick on the fifth. It's a very exciting time for sport, though. Yeah. Like it's at this time of year, if you're into sport as a Kiwi and an Aussie, well, globally, they're World Cups. It's a very exciting time.

Yeah. I just don't know if anything's going to top for me this year, the FIFA Women's World Cup. Yeah, hard. That was epic. It's going to be impossible to top it. No, it's not. Why? If the Brisbane Broncos win the NRL. No way. Yes. Nah, I've seen it. I've seen it

before. Your team didn't even win the World Cup. They didn't need to. See, this is the bullshit that you just put on me when I said that the Warriors don't need to. No, but it's different. This is the bullshit you said to Mary. Because if you were there it's different. Because if you were there in that game against France

that was like being there in that crowd was the most unreal game. You couldn't top it. The most unreal game I've ever seen. You could have topped it. You could have won the World Cup. That would have topped it. The most unreal game I've ever seen. You could have topped it. You could have won the World Cup. That would have topped it.

But it wouldn't have topped that game. Right. Even if, you know, let's say they won 1-0 in the final, that game still would have been better. Yeah. Can I ask a really dumb question? Of course. So the Broncos are league.

Yes, they're in the same condition as the Warriors. And the Maroons are? NRL. But that's a different competition. They're the Panthers. They're in the NRL. It's from the same condition as the Warriors. And the Maroons are? NRL. But that's a different competition. Who are the Panthers? They're in the NRL. It's from the same competition, though. So all the players that play in the Maroons.

NRL is league? Yes. NRL. So all the players that play in the Maroons and the Blues that play in the State of Origin are the best players from the NRL, which is the Broncos, the Warriors. So the Maroons are like the Auckland Blues. It's like a local.

No, no, no, no, no. So let's say. So you've got. Oh, I don't know what the equivalent is. I don't think there is one. It's all the best players from the NRL, from the whole National Rugby League. All the best players get picked to play in Queensland or

the Blues. Oh. Do you remember a little while ago? And it's only once a year and they play three games. Do you remember a little while ago during COVID when we couldn't play other teams overseas, they did a North Island versus South Island rugby game? You know what it is? It's the Bledisloe.

Oh, I don't know. Still don't. Isn't that the same? They play once a year. No, that's a test. That's international. I know, but they play once a year and they play three games. Well, it's the know. Still don't. Isn't that the same? They play once a year. No, that's a test. That's international. I know, but they play once a year and they play three games. Well, it's the bleddest lowest league.

The bleddest lowest. No, that's rugby. It's not the same because it's international. Oh, God. I don't know the difference. Rugby for me is All Blacks. Yeah, that's fine. But then there's league and there's union.

But that's your entry point. And then there's more to learn if you're interested and then you can say that's enough for me if you're not. So the All Blacks are your national team. Yes. But then underneath that, you've got your Hurricanes and your Blues and all the teams that feed into that national team. So the Blues are union.

Yes. Yeah. And the Warriors are league. Yes. Correct. Okay. This is what it is. But then there's also a Blues team for the NRL.

Yeah, that's where I got confused. Last time you were talking about the Maroons and the Blues. The NRL is a it is. But then there's also a Blues team for the NRL. That's where I got confused last time. You were talking about the Maroons and the Blues. The NRL is a club competition. Clubs play each other. The State of Origin is a state representative competition where you represent your state. I stopped listening. Sorry, I got so confused.

I think everyone stopped listening. It's very confusing. It is confusing. It is confusing. And if you are into it, you're like, guys, shut the fuck up. It's like the super rugby I'm kind of like

Wait there's another Competition Well they used to have South Africa and Japan In that as well Yeah fuck What? I don't get it

I like the fucking wires Man a lot of F-bombs At the end here You guys Who's going to the game? We're just going to clean This up a bit Who's going to the game?

Sorry I was going to Pressure wash this out Well you guys aren't Going to the game are you quarters watch one game did you buy me a ticket i don't understand it me yeah now no you're being your bbip dude you may buy your own fucking tickets i was busy um clint doesn't go unless he gets a free ticket it's not true when was the last time you bought a ticket? To something. Anything. It's been a while.

I was about to say Matchbox 20, but I'm hoping to get free tickets for that. See you later. Bye. Instant Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM fed by KFC get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app

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