ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th September 2024

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

It's an age old question - what is the best nut? Almond? Cashew? Peanut? We're rating nuts and other body parts (innuendo intended).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, hi Ella, you're in here. Excuse me, turn me up. There we are. Thank you, please. Are you over your drubbing that you got in Let's Get Classical today? It was funny. God, it was a pantsing. I'm not upset by that, because no cheated, and I fell off my chair.

It was very funny. I've got to say it was my most satisfying, our most satisfying victory ever. It was good. It was good. I believe. It was fun. Anyway, welcome to Overrated, Underrated, Perfectly Rated, where the first one that's been lobbed up,

wasn't my idea, but I think it's a good one, was... Boobies. Boobies. Overrated, Underrated, Perfectly Rated. Overrated. Perfectly Rated. I think they're perfect, but then creeps make it weird. By men.

They're overrated by men. Like, men are just obsessed. And I'm like, I think you're putting them on a pedestal a little bit. And chill out. It's because I don't have them. So, you know, like, we see it every day in the shower. I don't have a penis and I'm not like, oh, penis. I don't have a ball sack and I'm not like, oh, ball sack.

That's such a good point. You know? So why is that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why you guys are so obsessed. I don't know either. Yeah.

Is it because there's two of them? I don't know either. Oh, Claudia's here. Yay. Hi, Claudia. Hi. Overrated, underrated, perfectly rated boobies. Overrated.

Overrated. Yeah. Overrated, guys. Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till they're gone. Let's go. Big paradise. In paradise. Big paradise. Although, although I will say I dated a girl once

who had the biggest set of cans on earth. But not, but like perfect. Like actually the most perfect set of boobs I've ever seen in my life. Oh, your eyebrow's moving so fast. Because I'm enjoying Bree's story. You're being weird. What comes after D? A, B, C, D, E.

I reckon they were like an E, but like the most perky, perfect set of E cuts. How do people keep it as perky? She would have been like 24. I'm 24. Yeah, she was like. Who's my perks? Yeah, I think she was like 24.

Like just perfect. That's amazing. Like perfect nipple to areola ratio. Like there's everything about them. Some people are born with it. It was the best set of boobs I've ever seen in my life. I have a friend, I've never seen them, but I know that she was an 8E. Cool.

No. 8, wait, A, B, C, D, E. And an 8. Yeah. Teeny tiny little ways. So you know what. 8 is around, isn't it? 8 is like how, yeah, around the circumference of your.

Of your rib cage. Of your rib cage. And then obviously the E indicates how big the cup is. So she was like a stick. Yeah. And she had that size. They would have stuck out the sides. They would have.

Damn. I think I had a friend back in the day. She was a double H. Whoa. And she had a breast reduction because she had all kinds of back problems and stuff. She had a kilo taken out of each boob. That's how big her boobs were.

One more H and she would have been in the WWF. Triple H. The triple H. Yeah, she would have been. Yeah, I got that. Nice. Alright, boobies are done. What next? Overrated, underrated, perfectly Nice. All right. Boobies are done. Yep. What next?

Overrated, underrated, perfectly rated. Dongers. We're equal opportunist creeps here. So. Most of the time overrated. We're talking about dicks, right? But I feel like you're not rated that highly So maybe perfectly rated Yeah probably perfectly rated

Yeah Probably perfectly rated Perfectly rated I feel like everyone's like I'm gonna take a leave They're fine I mean it's alright Why is it looking at me

Stop the hit You can move it Some I think are underrated That's what's weird Some are underrated Yeah yeah But what freaks me out Is it looking at me

It moves You can move your donger. We can't move our boobs. Yeah, I can move my boobs. I can't. People can. I can't move mine. But people who do press-ups and stuff control them with their pectoral muscles.

Like Terry Crews. Yeah. Fascinating stuff. Okay, who's got another one? I think we need another body part. No, no more body parts. No more creepy ones. Yeah.

We haven't done butts yet. Okay, butts. Butts. Underrated. Underrated. They're highly rated, but they need to be rated higher. Yeah, I'm a butt girl. Nothing better than a good butt.

Yeah, good butt. That was creepy. Yeah, I'm a butt girl. I'm creepy. Yeah, I'm an ass man. I'm an ass man for sure. I'm going to get Cisco on this podcast. I'm an ass man. She head dumps like a truck. Truck, truck.

Thighs like what, what, what. Baby move your butt, butt, butt. I think I'm going to get you. Let me see that phone. Another one. Okay. Off the back of Beyonce's country album Cowboy Carter not being nominated

For any country music awards Beyonce's Country music Overrated Underrated I didn't listen to it apart from the singles I listened to her previous album I like the house music album.

The lemonade one? Nah, the Renaissance album. What the fuck? I don't listen to her. What's the Freedom song off? Is it the country era? That's off the new one, Avery. That's off the country one.

The country one? Miss Carter. Freedom! Freedom! I like that song. Cowboy Carter. Cowboy Carter. Miss Carter, that's...

Does she have an album called Miss Carter or that's just her nickname? I think it's just her nickname. Yeah. I don that song. Cowboy Carter. Cowboy Carter. Miss Carter, that's... Does she have an album called Miss Carter or that's just her nickname? I think it's just her nickname. Yeah. I don't know. Peanut slabs. Oh, perfectly rated. Overrated. Underrated.

Nah, gee. Freaking love a peanut slab. Perfect serving of chocolate to grab from the gas station. It's delicious. Such good chocolate. I just don't think a peanut is the superior nut in chocolate. Okay, almond gold. Almond gold. That's the life hack. No, I hate that one. That's the life hack, yeah. I don't think a peanut is the superior nut in chocolate. Okay, almond gold. Almond gold.

That's the life hack. No, I hate that one. That's the life hack, yeah. I'd have to say, nah, I'd have to go with hazelnut. Also a great choice. Hazelnut. But that doesn't come in those little bars. No, no, we're talking about the peanut slabs.

I know. The upgrade of the peanut slab is the almond gold. I know, but I just think. What about the Hokey Pokey guy? They should bring out a hazelnut version of it and I'd be all over that like a rash. What about a Brazil nut slab? Fuck, I hate a Brazil nut. Brazil nuts. They sound

overrated. Perfectly rated. Brazil nuts are the shittest nut. But no one rates them, right? Exactly, but name a worse nut than a Brazil nut. In chocolate or in general? Pine nuts! Pine nuts are perfect. They're little and annoying.

Do you know if you don't like pine nuts, then no pesto for you. Okay. I also don't like pumpkin nuts. The vegan doesn't want pesto. Pumpkin nuts? What are they? Pumpkin seeds? Pumpkin seeds.

That's not included. What is the worst nut? I'm putting the Brazil nut forward. I think Brazil nut's a great choice. I'm not a huge fan. In terms of it's been shit. Yeah. I won't snack on a walnut. Me either. I think Brazil nut's a great choice. I'm not a huge fan. In terms of it being shit. Yeah.

I won't snack on a walnut. Me either. I like walnuts. Really? I like them in stuff. But at least it looks different. Yeah, they're fun. I've come around to walnuts.

I don't mind walnuts. They're boring and too crunchy. What is? They have to be crunchy. What about a tamari almond? I love almonds. Almonds are up there. They're great.

They've got their place. Top tier. Yeah. Ah, gee. Pistachio. That's a bit of fun. Pistachio's a great nut. A lot of admin there. They're great. They've got their place. Top tier. Yeah. Pistachio. That's a bit of fun. Pistachio's a great nut. A lot of admin though.

A lot of admin, but if you're in the mood, quite fun. If you want to have a lot of rubbish. Cashews, delicious. Yeah, delicious. Macadamia nuts, amazing in ice cream too. Love them. Oh, yeah. Macadamia ice cream.

Hell yeah. Pine nuts, not in this economy. I love pine nuts though. Pine nuts just make everything better. It's a pine nuts though. Oh, great point. Magic. Pine nuts just make everything better. It's a dish. Why are they $10 for like a gram? Yeah, it's bullshit.

We're living in a peanut economy, but with pine nut taste. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. I say we give up the Brazil nut. Yeah. Sacrifice the Brazil nut. Yeah, sacrifice the Brazil nut. Throw it in the volcano. The most boring nut of all. He's wrapping us up again.

Brazil, get the hell out of here. All you want to do is more nut chat. No, let's go. No, let's talk about seeds now. I really like a sunflower seed. Okay, wrap them up quick. Actually, they're quite good. They're quick.

Don't turn us off. Turn their microphone down. No, no. I could be here all night. I love it. I don't want to go home. Guys. Get your own podcast.

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