ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th April 2024

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network I'm having a party A party for two Three times in one week, personal best You like that one It's got the juice We're just coming off air, I just did an F word live on air Oopsie

What do you reckon Silly banana What do you reckon my strike rate is? Is it once every two years? Yeah. Once a year. Once a year. I've done one in my whole career.

Really? Yeah. I've done one and it was on purpose. Mine was on purpose as well. Was that your honorary Kiwi one? Yes. That's the only one I've ever done. Was that on purpose?

Yeah. Okay. I was on purpose. Anyway, Claudia's put the magic eraser over it, so we should be fine. We should be fine. If I'm not here on Monday, that might be why, but we should be. There's other reasons you might not be. Yeah, true. True, I could die

in a car crash. You could. You could get gastro. I could. Yeah. You could just not feel like it. I could get cancelled. Well, I didn't feel like it on Monday, but I still had to do the bloody show, didn't I? I had to dance for the man, didn't I?

I had to entertain. We're not doing any more on this podcast unless someone has some juice. I'm not here... Well, I was going to say, if one of us did pass away, how long would... Holy shit.

You brought it up. You said you were going to die. No, this is a good question. Finish it What would happen No you said how long How long would the show Not be on

How long do we get to grieve The question is If one of us passed away How long Is it Before we replace them Till the show goes on Yeah

Yeah How awful Week Week Yeah Depends who it is That's what Claudia It's a great point It depends who it is Yeah That's what Claudia said. It's a great point.

It depends who it is. Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, if it's one of you guys, longer. Yeah. If it's one of us, maybe a day or two. That's the brutal truth of it. No, fuck off. Until someone from the office is very-

If one of you guys died, Brie and I would take the week. Oh, that's nice. Thank you. I would be taking way longer than the week. I'd be fucking devastated. You get a week. When I say the week, you get a week. Is that what fucking devastated. You get a week. When I say the week, you get a week. Is that what you reckon?

You get a week of bereavement leave. Like if one of our producers passed away, do you reckon the company here would say, you guys can take the rest of the week? It depends. Was the company in any way culpable in their death? And do I die on a Thursday or a Monday? But they should take into account.

So if you die on a Thursday, can we have the rest of that week and the whole following week? Or do we have to come back on a Thursday? Because they should take into account our mental health. So have some time off. We'll see you on Monday. I reckon a solid three to four weeks. Surely not.

If you died on a Thursday, they surely not would say, we'll see you on Monday. I'm a professional. I'll take the five and I'll come back. Really? Well, it depends who it is. Wouldn't be. All right, rank us.

No, that's juice. That's pulpy juice. Both of you? Both of you? We can't be tied. Yeah. You are. We are. You are. We started the same time. Both of you? For me, personally We can't be tied. Yeah, well, yeah. You are. We are.

You are. We started the same time. Both of you, for me personally, just me. Okay. A week. But I promise not to talk to your replacements on air to have them on the show for a full month. Thank you. Okay.

Oh, that's not bad. Yeah. That's good. That's good. Free? Like everyone's happy. That's satisfactory. That's like a company we're all good.

That'll do. Fucking hell And you? Month I'm out for a month And then when I come back Oh what do they do? Oh my gosh that's so awful

When you come back what? Do I go solo for a bit? It's rough to chuck on someone Your seat is literally still warm You can't replace it And what do you just not mention it? It's rough to chuck on someone That's so awful Your seat is literally still warm Yeah You can't replace it And what do you just not mention it? Yeah

You're like Well yeah How do you introduce the new person? So Brie died but Yeah We've got someone else coming on in Yeah yeah And also

What if people didn't get the news that you died And say we got them on for birthday bang or whatever And just as they do Because all of our calls are live And there is no delay on zm they just go hey where's brie in that moment and i and i'm like oh and then someone goes she's dead isn't she is she what um i'd probably be the same what's your my answer is i'm not coming back because if it's not this team, I don't want to be here.

It's no team. It's career limiting. No team without the team. That's a great answer. I'm moving to Melbourne. See you later. I'd take two weeks for Ella and Claudia and probably a month for you. Yeah.

Yeah, boy. Yep. Wow. It's crazy. And then when I came back after the month, I'd probably make heaps of really inappropriate dead jokes. Yeah. That's what I would have wanted.

Yeah. That is what you would have wanted. I reckon Clint would find that funny. Yeah, I would. Yeah, you would. I would. And I'd be in the system. Whenever there was a glitch in the system, it'd be me.

Yeah. Like, I'd be like, what do you think, Clint? I mean, shit. Get a Clint soundboard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just have conversations. Really upset my family and just play, like, clips of me.

And then I'd bring back Psychic Radio, but instead I would talk to Clint, who was on the other side. No other show has that. No other show has that. No other show has that. That is like... That's a real point of difference. If I have to die for us to win our first radio award, so be it.

So be it. Holy shit. So be it. It has been an eventful day, hasn't it? It has. It has been an eventful fucking day. It has. The reason why Clint mentions that is that they did,

they're doing radio awards weird this year. Yeah. Like today they like announced some award nominations and then they announced some awards and then I didn't really even know what was going on. Some guy with a big head was standing in front of me. I couldn't even see. It wasn't me.

No, it wasn't you. I was getting a haircut. Oh, it looks great, by the way. Did you guys see that? It looks really good. Shit. I actually fit it in my head. I actually couldn't Even know this

That's a sign of a good haircut That is a good sign Of a good haircut If someone's got good hair Which I do You do actually You've got good hair Thanks I said that

Oh I'm just I should have said I agree with you Yeah that's That's my humble way I've got a thing like Hairline as well I don't know if that's

I don't know if that Okay wait So what is the best way To like If someone says Your hair looks good For your age Thanks

I thought so too No it's just thanks isn't it It's just thanks Oh thanks I'm really happy with it Yeah that's fine Thanks I'm really happy with it At the moment

I said that Thank you Yeah I brushed it We didn't talk about it on the show But I wanted to talk about I'm going to write I'm going to write I'm going to write it down for Monday How you've never looked uglier talk about it on the show but i wanted to talk about oh i'm gonna write i'm gonna write i'm

gonna write it down for monday um how you've never looked uglier than when you are sitting in the hairdresser's chair just after they've washed your hair literally we have to we have to talk about it oh mate you have no idea women for women it's way worse because they they wrap you up in this towel they wrap you up real tight in this towel and then you have this apron on that's like choking your neck. And normally that water has all run down your face so your makeup is all fucked. If you need a few like pegs knocked out of your confidence, go to the hairdresser. You just have to stare at yourself. Save the juice, guys. I've written it down for

Monday's show, save the juice. Oh we probably Speaking of the juice. RIP OJ The juice died. Oh no You see this meme that I saw? The juice. Because my brother sent me this

and you'll have to describe it for people this is off OJ Simpson dying today and my brother just sent me this And you'll have to describe it for people This is off OJ Simpson dying today And my brother just sent me this picture Shit It's a bunch of police cars Chasing the white bronco To heaven Through heaven's gates

Holy shit Anyway that'll do Let's get out of here Have a great weekend everybody We love you. We've got a really good Friday Okie and our other pod for you today, so that's worth getting.

Oh, I wouldn't say it was really good. I thought it was really good. I think it was bad. We'll see you on Monday. Woo!