ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th December 2023

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

Do you have a signature scent? One of us has had the same for 15 years, one can't name theirs, one definitely needs a new one, and one has class and style. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Alright, here we go. Hi everybody, welcome to Bree and Clint's After Party. Welcome to the fourth last official After Party for the year. But there'll be some podcasts next week with me and some randos and figure out who you're gonna do with yet brie's doing a week of breakfast show to get to in the year it's bloody hard it's like herding cats i'm doing it all myself and everybody wants to go on holiday at that time of year and you're like hey do you want to come and work with me

at six o'clock in the morning well five o'clock'clock. Five o'clock? Yeah, well, we start at six. Yeah, that's what I said. But you come in earlier. But you have to be here at five. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, they're not showing. No, the guest is not showing up at five.

Yeah. The week before Christmas. No, the guest just gets to flit in. Oh, okay. I don't know. At what time? Six. You reckon?

Nah, I disagree. You have to look at the show. That's why you can't find anybody, because you're working them like a pack horse. I've found people. Don't you worry about it. Who have you got? Oh, well, I haven't locked them in yet. Claudia said she wants to talk about something on the after party.

What have you got, Claude? I have a scenario that I need your help with. Okay. Real life scenario? Yeah. Hypothetical scenario. Real life scenario. Oh, real life.

So we've drawn my second family. Like, we've done my family. Now we're doing my partner's family, Secret Santa. Got it. So the budget for it is slightly higher, like $80, which I think is really high for a Secret Santa. That is quite high. So we're looking at it as a cat, not a target. But it means you can buy a quality

gift for one person, which is actually the idea of Secret Santa. Rather than a bunch of shit gifts. True. 20 bucks you end up buying a bunch of shit gifts. True. 20 bucks you end up buying a lot of junk. You do. Great. But that's made me think, the scenario is, I've had the same signature scent perfume since I was like 15. Have you?

Yeah. And how old are you now? 30. That's such a long time to have a signature scent. Britney Spears Fantasy? No, it's Paco Rabanne Black Excess. Oh! And's Paco Rabanne, Black Excess. Oh, I really like it. And a Paco Rabanne number. But it reminds me of being a teenager,

so I kind of think I need to upgrade my signature scent. Are you about to have the moment where you're about to change your signature scent? This is a big life moment. So I need to start dropping some hints, but I just need to figure out. Oh, to the person that has you. Do you know who has you no but i'm imagining anyone that does have me will be like to my partner hey help yeah i feel like that's a big decision to leave in the hands of like a random that's why i'm like maybe i should

like guide them to the exact yeah so i don't really know what to do are you in your partner's family group chat i am yes because the really blatant way to do it would just be to put the link to the perfume that you want in there and go, hey, whoever's got me, here's a good idea. True. Or just start saying things in the group chat like, walk past the beach today. God, it smelled lovely.

I love the smell of the ocean. You know my favourite smell is sandalwood. Do you have a signature scent, Ella? I have always wanted to. So when Brian and I, my boyfriend, we went to Europe, I got one from Paris. So I have one that I've been using. And I think when it runs out, I'll just keep it rolling

because I really like that. And that's my like- What brand is it? Oh, I don't even know. You don't know? you don't know what your signature scent is am i meant to yeah you're meant to know what just if it's your signature scent well i'm trialing it out it's my first bottle if i like it i'll get another one and then i'll remember i go through stages i've been through many signature scents in my lifetime like i've definitely been through eras. Have you had an Ariana Grande one? Nah.

One of my exes wore this Rihanna perfume and every time I smell it to this day, I'm like, because it was her signature scent. So I'm always like, oh, memories. But for me, yeah, it takes me back. I don't know what the, oh, I think it's Britney Spears Fantasy. My first proper girlfriend, whenever I smell it, I think it's Britney Spears Fantasy. My first proper girlfriend.

Whenever I smell it, I'm like... Britney Spears makes some great perfume. I'm not going to lie. It's affordable. Some are quite nice. For me, at the moment, my signature scent would have to be a Baccarat Rouge 540. I can't believe you know this. Fancy.

Of course I know it. It's her signature scent. That's my signature scent. What about you? I'll go home and look. Link's Africa. Nah. Nah.

I rotate between two. I have Tom Ford Black Orchid. I used to have that and then gave it away. And do you know what my everyday roller is at the moment? My everyday wear? Yeah, what is it? Dan Carter's. No, is it?

Oh, you need a new one. it's just it just smells like sporty and fresh i just bang it on after the jones you need a new every day you need a new every day you can't be rocking the dan carter what's wrong with the dan carter you just need oh what do we think does he i reckon he needs a new i'm just shocked by that. You haven't even sniffed it. I imagine it would smell not bad. I don't think it would smell bad. It smells like a sports spray. Exactly. Like Africa. Nah, not like that.

But a step up. Kind of like fresh. Like Link's Africa's in the other room. No. Might be time to upgrade that signature scent. Yeah, I'm not on board with that. Although I haven't. Like something not too expensive, but maybe just a step up for me.

I was wearing the Dua Lipa YSL for a bit. I don't think I've smelled it. I really enjoy a woman's perfume. Some, not all, but some. I really know. Most of my perfumes have always been unisex. Like I really loved the Victor and Rolf Spice Bombs. Still wear that to this day.

And Diesel as well. Did you ever wear Diesel? Nah, I did wear Davidoff's Cool Water when I was real young because it is a unisex perfume. Fuck, maybe I'll go back to Diesel. That was my Scux era perfume. I reckon you're a dupe man. I don't know dupe, so I don't get that.

You never wore jupe? No I never wore jupe and I never wore The other one that all the guys are wearing At that stage John Paul Gaultier In the bottle with the muscly man That comes in the can

You know what Clint's got written all over him That one that comes in a gold bar. Oh, yeah. One million or something? One million? Is it Paco Rabanne? I do fucking know. Paco Rabanne, one million.

Do not have that one. That's got to be all over him. It's on his shelf. He's like, babe, look, means I smell expensive because it comes out of a thing that looks like a gold bar. David Beckham's doing a deodorant at the moment. I could get into that. Is he?

Yeah. Did you get the One Direction review? All these guys just do deals with these big pharmaceutical brands and they just go, yeah, that'd be good. I feel like you haven't landed. Because teenage boys would wear a David Beckham or a bloody Dan Carter. I reckon they're going to sell Kimmy Smith. I reckon they're going to sell shit loads of Dan Carter because you know why?

It's made by Dan Carter, so it's like. I feel like you're not the demo, though. It's only 50 bucks. You're not the demo. It's only 50 bucks. Like, you're. Clint. $49.95 at Kimmas Warehouse.

Look at Clint, such a fanboy. Not sponsored. I can just imagine Clint going in there and going, oh, if this is. If Dan Carter says this is good, I'm going to smell. I'd smell like Dan Carter if I wear this. Maybe if I wear this, I'll be like Dan Carter. I went to the launch event for her and he was there. Oh, my God.

And he gave me the bottle of Dan Carter aftershave. You'll go to buy a new one from Kimmer's Warehouse and get to the counter and be like, I've met him. My last bottle ran out. He actually gave it to me personally. I'm friends with him. And they're like Cool story bro

Why are you asking for another bottle Do you reckon Oh god Okay Well We've established Clint might need An everyday new scent

Yeah Signature scent Yeah But that can be an extra Maybe I'll wear the one Ella's wearing What's that called again Yeah

At least you know The one you're wearing That's a good gift for you your wife i should message your wife and say well it needs a new everyday signature scent and she'll go i've given him nine oh yeah she needs to fill the dance must be nice nine yeah what else do you have then she's buying? She's a beauty editor She gets sent them To review

So And they've got to go somewhere And I stink So I'm the perfect place For them to go There you go I haven't smelt you In a bad way

Have you smelt I've smelt Clint a few times Not often Yeah But there's been once or twice Alright fuck off Have a great night everybody We'll see you next time

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