ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th December 2024

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

Clint's away so the wheels are off again - what better use of time than an eye-test live on the pod. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Party. Hello everyone and welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party. Roll call. Brie? Brie. Present. Chicken out of muscle I feel like I'm just

I feel like I'm seeing Or feeling results From Pilates And when you put the work in I'm not saying like crazy results But I feel stronger A little bit Claudia

Ella Clint Claudia Ella Clint We would have already heard Clint if he was here It's just the gal pals In again Anyone got anything they want to yarn about? Let's start discussing before we start recording That's a great idea

Should we brainstorm right now? That's a fantastic idea. Should we brainstorm right now? It's a fantastic idea. We could talk about would you rather no Christmas ever again or no Easter ever again. No Easter. Oh, even though you get two days off. You get a long weekend for it. Christmas you get a few.

Okay, would you rather? And Christmas is in the summer. Would you rather no Christmas ever again or no sexual things with the mouth. So no kissing? Kissing's okay. Oh, okay. Wait, but no sucking. See, I implied it.

You just blatantly go out and say it. We're on a podcast. Did you get new frames? Yeah. Mine broke. You got the same ones though? Yeah, but different colour. Yeah, different colour.

Yeah, they look nice. Thanks. Yeah, it broke. You got the same ones though? Yeah, but different colour. Yeah, different colour. Yeah, they look nice. Thanks. Yeah, it's funny. I'm a glasses person and I just sat with that thought today in the bathroom. Huh. I feel like I'm a glasses person. Yeah, well, what? I feel like I need glasses.

You should go get them tested. It's important. Otherwise you get headaches. I've got little floaters in my eyes. Is that bad? What? What? Floaters. What's that? That's probably not good. I've had them for years. my eyes. Is that bad? What? What? Floaters. That's probably not good.

I've had them for years. What the fuck is that? That's not better. Like when I'll like look, there'll be like little black spots, like floaters. Is that a sign of cataracts? Maybe. What do floaters?

This is not a good idea. What do floaters in your eyes mean? Floaters usually happen because of normal changes in your eyes. Okay. As you age, tiny strands of your vitreous, the gel-like fluid that fills your eye, stick together and cast shadows on your retina, the light-sensitive layer of tissue at the back of the eye.

Those shadows appear as floaters. Would you rather? You're not even addressing me having floaters. Go get your eyes checked. It sounds like you're okay, but you should get them checked. When was the last time you had an eye test? Can you see? They kind of look like this.

They look like worms. It doesn't look like that for me. Mine are quite black, but... And they're not always in my... Like, when I, like, dart my eye over, that's when I can see it and then they go away. Is it not distracting? Yes.

Oh. It's very distracting. How good's your vision? Like I said, I feel like... Can you see those leaves over there? Which leaves? On any of those trees? Can you test it?

Give me an eye test. Turn around your laptop exactly what's on there. Oh, okay. Give me an eye test. Turn around your laptop exactly what's on there and do an eye test. Where's a good distance? If I hold my screen over here, can you read any of that? Point at something. This one. You should be able to read the whole thing. Would you rather be constantly sticky or continually itchy?

I can just read that though. Sticky. Can you read it? Yeah. No. You hold it far away and I'll pick a line and I'll read it. Okay. That one. Would you rather eat

cold pizza or hot cereal for breakfast? Can you see that real good? Yeah. Okay, do it again? I can tell you now that is all blurry. Bring up an actual eye test. And then Google what's the distance.

Yeah, Ella and I can go head to head. We can do a live eye test. Okay, Brie and I standing at the same distance. Standard distance for an eye test is six meters oh that's pretty far okay but that's only if you have the proper size poster which i don't i just have a laptop screen uh hold on so what what's one oh my god you need to go back further you need to stand you need to go back at the glass. That is awful. My glasses are off. Bree's blind.

And then we go back. Okay. Can I please have line one? Go back further. I can't. Okay. Line one. Okay.

T-0-Z. O-Z, yeah. Yeah, line two. L. P. Don't know. I have no idea what that one is. No idea.

None. E. Already struggling. Yeah, Bree. I'm going back and forth with Ella. And what's the last letter? D. Yeah, nice.

P. That looks like an F. P. Like, I don't know. It's done. E, C, F, D. I shouldn't be surprised because Ella literally wears glasses and she's taking them off for this.

And then what are we at now? We're at 20-30 vision. And so E-D-F-C-Z-P. And then 20-25 vision, F-E-L-O-P-Z-D. Oh, wait. 2020 vision, D-E-F-P-0-T-E-C-L-E-F-0-D-P-C-T-F-D-P-L-T-C-E-G. And the last one, I've got no hope. F-H. Not a fucking clue. O-L. G and the last one I've got no hope F H not a fucking clue

O L G Ella can't even do it with glasses on what's the second line the second last line F D F L T C H C E O oh god you're a bit shaky on that one even with your glasses on Jesus

that was fun. So I don't need glasses. Apart from the fact that you said zero. Oh, come on. You and I bloody met. I think, no, you probably don't need glasses. But to be fair, that was the least scientific experiment we could have done where I just stood on the other side of a room with a laptop.

Yeah, how many metres do you reckon that? That's not six. That was like three. Yeah, maybe I might go get my eyes checked bailey nelson offered to give me a free eye check yeah i remember i got an eye check at high school because you know when you get headaches because you sit in the same spot and you're staring at the board yes and the distance is the same and it hurts your eyes so i went and got an eye test and they were like oh yeah you need glasses and we got as far as like picking out the frames and everything i'm so glad i didn't get them they were like thick black frames with like no bright pink arms no that's what we got as far as doing that

and then for some reason mum was like let's just go get a second opinion just in case and they were like nah 2020 vision you don't need them and i was like that no, 20-20 vision. You don't need them. And I was like, that's the answer I want. So we're going with that. Can you guys, do you think, like I've had this thought over the years where sometimes I want to get a second opinion when it comes to going to the dentist? Because maybe it's just me getting paranoid at my old age where I'm like, do I?

Do I have a cavity? Are you? Because I feel fine. Is that what that pain is? They feel completely fine. Because it's so expensive. That's what I mean. I'm like, do I need it?

Or like I had to get a filling redone the last time I went and just a little part of my brain, like it's all just me being paranoid. Is there a way out of this I'm just kind of like do I I'm like that with doctors oh yeah beginning of this year I don't know or last year I was sick for like months on end that's right yeah and then so I did a course of antibiotics that didn't work did another one that didn't work and then the doctor was like well I can't give you any more antibiotics so he like prescribed me like a steam thing for my nose and I was like surely there's better than that thanks I was like I should just go see another doctor

and just be like get a second do you know what's going on yeah and then just went away on its own let's be real like sometimes doctors don't know what's going on it must be so hard you know diagnosing would is very difficult yeah it's hard when you have 15 minutes as well. Like, in, out, in, out. 15 minutes is nothing. That's not enough time. Yeah. Yeah, nah. Ryan and I, when we're in Thailand for our honeymoon,

we're going to go get our teeth checked because the dentist is so much cheaper. And, like, really good. I don't want to go to, like, any random one. But, you know, like, Thailand, Vietnam, you get your boob lift or whatever. So we're going to get our teeth done. My auntie went and got her teeth done in Thailand.

Yeah. They look great. Cool. They look really good. And veneers. And boobs. Veneers, yeah. Boobs and teeth.

Oh, wow. Does she go to sleep for her teeth and wake up with boobs? Yeah. Excellent. Yeah, she had both. She got the full set. Yeah, got to catch them all. All right.

I think we better go because we've got a little bit of a dinner tonight, don't we, gals? Yes, we do. So Clint will be back tomorrow and we will see you then. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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