ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th February 2024

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

Clint is having a bit of a mare today and Bree received a very suspicious email. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, what? Oh, that's not how you start the podcast. I thought we were still on the radio. I've been quite frazzled today. Why? Just, I don't know, I've been all over the place. I told you before about how I put in the wrong Uber address and I Ubered to the completely wrong part of the city.

You having a two-day hangover maybe but i didn't even get that i didn't even get that lilly mctitty i didn't but you were like working with worky i was working with working maybe that's it um i know you've got something to talk about but just last thing i went to drop my daughters off this morning to kindy and i pulled into their daycare which they don't go to anymore. Oh, no. And I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah, that's annoying. And they're like, Daddy, what are we doing here? Oh.

I was like, Dad needs another coffee. Was it nearby? Or were they late to school? Yeah, no, no, it's nearby. Oh, lucky. It's like, it's on the way. So it's like an easy mistake to make. Because I was an autopilot.

Yeah. But you know when you go into autopilot when you're driving? It's so dangerous. You'd like wake up and you're like, wait a second. How the fuck did I get here? Have I been watching the road? I know when I'm really like scatterbrained because when I'm making scrambled eggs, I'll crack and put the yolk and egg into the bin instead of the shell.

I've cracked it into the sink before. I've done it a few times now and I'm just like, what are you doing? Yeah. You shit together. Do you scoop it out? No. I never realised this until you told me

that when you, sometimes when you, when you can't get a certain song out of your head, it means that you're tired. It means that you're exhausted. It does.

And now I have the worst song stuck in my head. Don't say it because it'll get stuck in my head. No, no, no. I have the worst songs

and then I put the two and two together and I go, oh. Yeah. It's because I'm kind of. It means you're tired. At my wits end. Yeah. It's when you get earworms.

Fuck, it's annoying. Or if you're stressed or anxious, it can happen as well. Yeah. Before you talk about the thing that you want to talk about, because we're on the topic of songs, I said that I've got a shocking confession to make. Oh, I was going to say, don't tell me the song that's been stuck in your head because it will get stuck in mine. No, I've got a shocking confession to make.

And I feel like I need to say this to you. You shit in the ocean. No, I didn't shit in the ocean. No, no. But this is something you and I have been in together for ages. What? And I'm about to leave you. You're about to leave her?

Yeah. The show? And I'm about to join Ella. Who's the artist that we can't stand? That we're not allowed to say on the radio that we can't stand, but who's the artist that we can't stand, you and I? I'm not saying it. Are you not going to say it?

No. Can I guess? You and I are, together, we are anti-Benson Boone. We don't like Benson Boone. I quite like his new song, though. No, don't you get in ahead of me No I actually genuinely do I've got it on a playlist

My shocking confession is I think I'm Boonie I think I'm a boonie You're a booner I think his new music I think his new music Might have turned me

I like his new song Still does This This No This No Put nails in my eardrums No He's cool No. This. No.

Just put nails in my eardrums. No. His new song's quite good. This. No. I think it was like coming out of COVID. I was like, no more depressing shit. That was too sad.

Please, no more. Yeah. This. Yeah, it's quite good good I think it's quite good Not when you guys sing it Don't make us hate it again He's teasing another song too On TikTok at the moment

Where he's just doing That annoying thing Where they only do the hook Like Jack Harlow does But it's really good As long as he doesn't do Any more sad sad ones Yeah I know

Yeah Turns out He's quite a good singer. And he's quite good looking too. He's coming to Auckland, right? Should we, as a show, interview him? Are we going to the Benson Boone concert? Should we go?

No, we can't interview him because of what we've said. My friend wants to go out with him. Oh, sweet. Let's hook that up then. Yeah, that sounds dope. It's easy. We've got a million Instagram followers. I'm sure that's fine.

Nah, there'd be offers for us to maybe one day interview him. We say yes, we get my friend in, love him. We trick him into dating someone. No, we're not using our job to send your friend up on a date. We don't know who your friend is, what kind of crazies we're going to set him up with. We're not hitching our cart to that wagon. Don't even know anything about this friend. She's cool. She's cool.

She has long hair. Nice bum. Oh, she's got long hair. Lock it in then. Lock it in. Good bum. What a great match. And laughs. Lovely lady. Anyway, I need to get that off my chest. So thank you for allowing me the emotional space to... Hey, what about Lizzie McAlpine?

Don't push it. No, don't push it. You had something you wanted to bring up? I had something I wanted to bring up with you guys because I got this email sent to me yesterday, yesterday morning at 10.04, and I just wanted to get your guys' take on it. It says, Dear Bree Thomasel, I hope this finds you well.

My name is Jeff Sussman from the Joe Rogan management team. What? My name is Jeff Sussman from the Joe Rogan management team. My name is Jeff Sussman. That's Sussman. Joe Rogan is a very famous comedian, actor and podcaster from the US. Yeah, Jeff, we know who Joe Rogan is. We would love to invite you to take part in our upcoming podcast

session on Facebook. Our podcast, known for its dynamic conversations, delves into an array of subjects to ensure a rich and diverse dialogue. And then it goes on and on and on. And then it says, also, women-centric matters, sharing empowering narratives, the way of success, and educating our audience.

Your insights and experiences would be invaluable, an invaluable addition to any of these podcast segments to express our appreciation for your time and contribution. And then it gives like some schedule and then it says, feel free to select a time slot that aligns with your availability. We would love to. And then it goes blah, blah, blah, blah. Warm regards, Jeff Sussman, Joe Rogan, the management team.

Are you going on the Joe Rogan podcast? I think it's a fucking scam is what I think it is. I am so on edge about anything like this. I don't think it's real. So have you done some digging? Well, I tried to. Have you Googled Jeff? My name is Jeff.

My name is Jeff. So apparently Joe Rogan's management team, there is a guy named Jeff Sussman. Wait, wait. The guy's last name is literally? Sussman. No, but Joe Rogan. Sussman.

But I have done research and that is right. Joe Rogan does have a guy in his management team called Jeff Sussman. But I think this is an actual. I don't know exactly what the angle of the scam is. So then, of course, I went straight up to what the email address is, which is joerogancontacts at gmail.com. Suss.

Suss as a. Should we FaceTime him right now? How are we going to FaceTime him? I don't know. How does FaceTime work? It doesn't have his phone number. We could Skype him. I thought you had an iPhone. You can to FaceTime him? I don't know. How does FaceTime work? It doesn't have his phone number. We could Skype him. I think you have an iPhone.

You can just FaceTime him. How? It's on an email. I don't know how FaceTime works. Jesus. What was his email at Gmail? JoeRoganContacts at Gmail.com. Sounds sus, but what is the play here?

Because they haven't asked for any of my details. There's no link on here. Yeah. what is the play here? Like, because they haven't asked for any of my details. There's no link on here. Yeah. Like, what is the play? Because a part of me wants to play along and then we put it on the radio and expose their scam. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, it hasn't given me a link for anything. It's just, like, concerning the event is scheduled to take place on this day. I've listened to a couple of Joe Rogan podcasts. Not a lot, but I've never heard a Joe Rogan podcast on empowering women's segments. His topic choice. Maybe they're moving into different topics.

He's more like meat and mushrooms in my experience of listening to the Joe Rogan podcast. Medicinal marijuana, meat, mushrooms and muscles. What do you guys think that angle is of that scan, though? Is there a link where it says to select your time slot? No. Is that what they want you to click? No. There's no links at all?

I don't think so. They probably just want to get you on the hook and then it'll be like a slow should i play along with it yes should i play along yes be like oh my god i'm so excited i love talking about women's issues i'm so when you do that when you do that you're confirming your email address for them and yeah but what are they gonna do with that let's make a fake email address forward that to your new address and then... You'll be like, hey guys, this is my new email. And then Jeff Sussman's like, hey, I feel like this is a scam.

You're like, hey Jeff. Should we send him a link? Yes. We should send him a link for a Zoom meeting and then just put a picture of all of us giving him the finger. Imagine if it's the real guy and I've actually been invited

onto the Joe Rogan podcast and then I do that. Not that I think I would go on the Joe Rogan podcast anyway. Oh, you would, wouldn't you? It's the biggest podcast in the world. I don't know if I would. Really? No, I don't think so. Why am I going on there?

Biggest podcast in the world? Yeah, but my views don't really align with his views, I don't believe. Okay. You would? You would go on? Well, I don't have anything to talk about. I don't have anything to talk about. See, see, this is the thing.

Would you go on it? Well, what am I talking to him about? Doesn't matter. Women's issues. You've been invited. Yeah, I've gone on to talk about women's issues. You've been invited on. Would you go knowing everything you know about him?

Is it legit? Yeah. It's legit. Yeah, go and join Rogan Podcast. Interesting. Good to know. Anyway. Clint's like, what? What did I say? What? Could you charge to go on it? Would he pay?

What? For this? Yeah. A part of me really wants to write back and fuck with these people but then a part of me is like i'm too scared it's your energy as well like i know but that's i love that and then i could make tiktoks out of this funny story i love stuff like that you should be like yes can about it? And then imagine if it's the real one. And you've been rude. And I've been rude. I mean, I wouldn't really care, to be honest.

I'm sure he's a love... I'm sure Jeff Sussman's a nice dude. Suss. I feel like you should reply. Should I? What's the harm in... What's the worst thing that could happen, right? Say it is they're confirming your email address, then what? What happens?

Does it go out to other people and they also contact you? I don't know. Assuming it's a scam? I wonder if they found you through the aqua poo video. Yeah, maybe. That'd be bloody right, wouldn't it? That's what he wants to talk to you about, yeah. All right, well, I'll keep you guys updated.

That's the new health trend that Jo wants to get on is ocean poos. I mean. And he's going to the. Source. People were tanning their perenniums. To the foremost expert in ocean pooing. It's not as weird as it sounds. I bet people in Byron Bay are doing it.

Yeah, absolutely. They will be now after that video. Do you guys want me to tell you when I do one? Do you want me to bring it to the show? Oh, I'm okay, actually. I'm actually fine. Maybe like months down the line. Jeff might like to know that.

Like mine was fine because it was like 10 years ago, you know, where it's had some time between the incident. And I feel like Breeze was semi-accidental. What do you mean semi? It was accidental. There was no other option. It was either shit in my pants or in the sea. Can I ask one question?

Not that deep diving, but when the aquapoo happened, did you tell the people around you immediately? They had to know. The boat had to slow down. Oh, that's so bad. Everyone on the boat knew. And did you let them stand on the other side of the boat? Everyone crowded at the front of the boat.

And I jumped off the back of the boat. They slowed the boat down. I just wanted to know what the situation was. I was like, are you swimming at the beach? I'm not going to lie. I'm pretty sure like nearly all of those people on that boat nearly hyperventilated and passed out from how hard they were laughing. They thought it was the funniest thing that has ever happened.

And you know what? It was pretty freaking funny. But not for me. It wasn't funny for me. Like everyone else, if I was the other people, I would have been like, this is the funniest shit that will ever happen in my life. Did it follow you?

No, that's it. Stop asking. Let's get out of here, boonies. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. I'll give you Joe Rogan updates of when I'm going to appear on the Joe Rogan podcast.

I'm going to chase you. I'm going to chase you. Stop asking those questions. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM fed by KFC get the full menu delivered to your door

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