ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th July 2023

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

On today's after party we elevate our intelligence by talking about Shakespeare and pickled vegetables.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're ready. Let's ready. Party after the party after the party. Welcome to the after party, everybody. It's Brant Clence. Guys, I just want to read out a podcast after party review. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. This is good. Hold on. Let me just see. I'm just scrolling back on our podcast family page on Facebook, which you can join, by the way. Oh, so it's a Facebook review. They haven't reviewed us in app.

No. Okay. Hold on. Here we go. The After Party podcast was amazing today. Anyone else getting that clerk flashback? What's clerk? I saw this.

Remember yesterday? You were like, is this what people want on the podcast after partying? I was like, this is what the people want. It was very perineum and pubic hair focused. We don't need to go down that track again. We don't. What's clerk? I don't get that part.

Anyone else getting that clerk flashback? Is it an inside joke that we don't remember? Clerk flashback. I don't get that part Anyone else getting that clerk flashback Is it an inside joke that we don't remember Clerk flashback I don't get it Wait has someone commented that might give that away Is it a typo Jack Did you know that the Brian Clint podcast On Spotify

Has 243 reviews Yeah And we've got 5 stars We're a 5 star podcast I love our podcast family 243 reviews Yeah And we've got five stars Do we? We're a five star podcast I love our podcast family I can see Clint's phone from here And he's rating it

Yeah we're just How do I rate it? How do you see the ratings? So go and look it up on Spotify Yeah And where it says episodes per Just below it it says 244 ratings now

Damn There because I just rated it Oh there's no actual like No one's written anything Below it, it says... 244 ratings now. Damn. Because I just rated it. Oh, there's no actual, like, no one's written anything. It's just like you rated it. They will have. I'm trying to find it. Yeah. I think I'd already rated it.

Rated it a five. Well, if you want to rate our podcast a five, nothing else. Five on a good day. Then you can do that in your Spotify app. I think that helps us. How do I write a review? I don't know. This podcast needs more perineum chat.

No, it doesn't. Yeah, I think it does. Someone also messaged me. I think it was on Instagram. I can't remember where I saw it now, but they asked if we say perineum differently. Perineum. How do they say it?

Perineum, I think. Oh, perineum. Perineum. Yeah, I've heard that. And she was a nurse. In birthing terms, it's called perineum, because you can have a perineum tear. Perineum.

Yeah. Perineum. Perineum. One other thing that I just realised. You say perineum, I say perineum. Yeah. Perineum. Perineum. One other thing that I just realised. You say perineum, I say perineum. Yeah. Let's call the whole thing off. Let's call the whole thing off.

I also realised it's State of Origin Game 3 tonight and we haven't bothered your mum at all. Oh. It's alright, I've got a video coming out of the prank we did. No, we need to do every game. No one cares about the third game because it's a dead rubber. It's not a decider, yeah. Should we call her?

Yeah, let's call her now. It'll be five to seven in the morning. Shit. But she's a grandma. She'll be up. Won't she? I don't know. She could be.

She's a farmer's wife. She does rise early, so I'm hoping. Oh, God. I don't know if I've called the right number, by the way. Looks right. Sounds right. Feels right. It's right.

She might be asleep. She doesn't sleep with her phone in the room. Doesn't she? So she'll be running to the kitchen. You haven't reached the message bank of 04. Hang up on that. Yeah. bank of 040 Hang up on that Hang up on that I've already done that before

Yeah I gave out her number on social media One time I remember that She secretly loved it She gets a day off She gets a day off from us If it was a decider We'd definitely I can't watch it tonight

I'm gutted I'm also Happy that it's not a decider Because I can't watch it What's a decider? Because it's a three game series And the winner is A best of three

Best of three Queensland have already won two games So the third game Doesn't really matter So they're the winners? Yes They're the winners Oh well that's

So is this the final? No So we have time This is the last No this is the last game game doesn't really matter. So they're the winners? Yes. They're the winners, yeah. So is this the final? No. So we have time. This is the last, no this is the last game of the three game series but it's already been decided. But then the last is the final, right? No. Oh, well yeah, it's the final game but it's not the decider. No. Yeah. Holy shit.

That's so stupid. Why have the third game at all? There's no point. Arguably you're right. Money, money, money, money, money. Money. So the boys and the girls for the women's state of origin, they want to have a little run around. Give New South Wales a chance to win one.

Who won the women's state of origin? The Queenslanders. Two game series, two-nil game. I actually don't know exactly. I don't know how exactly it works. I need to get them to women's state of origin. It's awesome. Because they play first.

So I can go to bed at a reasonable hour. They'll be done by 9.30. They don't broadcast it in many places. That's so rude. Sexism. One of my friends is in the Queensland team. Is she? Yeah.

Ellie Brigginshaw. Brigg Yeah. Ellie Brigginshaw. Briggadoon. Brigganshaw. Briggabruddydoon. She, uh... Guess what house she's in for Harry Potter. Gryffindor. Gryffindor.

Oh, I'm listening to the Harry Potter book at the moment. It's so good. Does anyone want to come to Shakespeare production with me, by the way? Absolutely not. What is it about? Hang on. Macbeth. I could not think of anything I'd want to do less.

I wanted to go to the production of King Lear that they were putting on, but I don't have anybody to go with. And also the tickets were like 80 bucks. There's a reason why you don't have anyone to go. Yeah. But I want to go because- I'm sure like, not to be- I'm sure there's a community out there.

Obviously there is. But damn, it is not for me. I tried to get it in the wording and the language. God. But it is objectively good. Like it's been around for hundreds of years. That's a shame. It's good. No, it does mean it's good for hundreds of years Doesn't mean it's good

No it does mean it's good Nah it doesn't mean it's good No this is like the argument that we had about Taylor Swift Remember we said people who say Taylor Swift's not good No you're wrong she is good You just don't like it Shakespeare is good Like you can't argue that Shakespeare is not good

Is it still relevant And is it still good in this century It has to still be relevant because there are still shows being written based on it. Like Succession, for example, the way those shows are written is based on Shakespeare. Nah, hate it. Okay, alright. When we had to study Othello in school it was the most boring shit. Like Claudia said, why don't they teach stuff that's relevant in school?

I didn't say that. Honestly. No, I'm saying it. I'm saying it and I'll stand by it. Why do they teach this olden day shit? Wait, why did you say like Claudia said? Because I asked about the relevance. Claudia said, is it still relevant?

I think it's kind of relevant at school, though, because it's English, right? It's not. It's English language. It's the arts. Yeah, I get it's kind of relevant at school though because it's English, right? It's not. It's history. It's the arts. Yeah, I get it. But there's other things that you could also teach. Disagree. Teach me how to do my taxes.

Teach me how to dougie. That's boring. That's relevant. But it's boring. It's relevant. Yeah, but no one wants to do that. No one cares about taxes until you're older. Teach me how to write a...

Oh, good one. Oh my God. You stole my to ride a... Good one. Oh my god. You stole my joke. Okay, no smooth. Teach me how to cut onions or something. Can you take the fucking onions home by the way? They do that in Home Ec. Those onions that you cut yesterday,

they're still out there. They've lost their smell though. No, they have not lost their smell. I think you've lost your smell. They're pungent. Okay, smell. Yeah, like the whole room doesn't smell like onions. I think you've lost your smell. Yeah, they're pungent. Okay, apologies. Put them in the fridge. Yeah, yeah. Room temperature onions chopped yesterday.

Yeah, I don't know if I'd be hooking into those. Are you fermenting them? Are you making like an onion kimchi? How did you know? God, I hate kimchi. God, I hate fermented vegetables. I love like, like technically, isn't that a pickle? A pickle? Sauerkraut. I don't like, oh, no, not really. fermented vegetables i love like uh like technically isn't that a pickle a pickle

sauerkraut i don't like oh no not really big fun old cabbage not for kimchi i love a pickle though anything oh you know what you know what is really good pickled red onion oh delicious pickled pickles pickled ginger yum a tickle pickle Oh, yum. Oh, delish. Pickled pickles. Pickled ginger, yum. A tickle pickle. Tickle my pickle. Yeah, yeah. No. It's not like nightmare food.

Hey, Ella, what's a pickle before it was pickled? A gherkin. No. No, that's a gherkin. What is a gherkin? That's pickled. Yeah, this blew my mind when I learned this. This is actually good.

What is a pickle before it's pickled? So those gherkins, what are they? Okay, my dumb brain is saying cucumber. Oh, gherkin. Oh, yes. We figured out it's the same thing, eh? Yeah. You're right.

You got it. Cucumber. Baby cucumber. No way. Any cucumber. But the... What? Yeah, small cucumber.

I think it's any cucumber. We're not pickling a whole cucumber. What about the ones that are cut into... Yeah, small cucumber. I think it's any cucumber. Well, you're not pickling a whole cucumber. What about the ones that are cut into... Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the long ones, the full-size ones. I think that's... Is it the variety of the cucumber you're talking about? Oh, I don't know. Bree's got to go drink beers in a spa pool.

Ella's going crocheting. Claudia's going to a record store What record are you getting? I don't know Whatever's cheap Maybe get some Kelly Slag District Maybe not Maybe some Taylor Swift I reckon, yeah, some Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, speak now Speak now Actually, don't because that money goes somewhere else Who's putting their card on the table? Not me Clint has a lawnmower, guys because that money goes somewhere else. Who's putting their cat on the table? Not me. Not me. Clint has a lawnmower, guys. That is a great point, Ella.

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