ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th June 2024

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

All attempts to head down the country to try New Zealand's most expensive pie have been thwarted, but only through email, so we're heading straight to the source to get the truth out of Ross Boss. The people have spoken and we HAVE to try this pie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After Party. Duh. Hi everybody, it's Brian Clint. If you listened to our other podcast yesterday, we had a dream. We dared to dream on this show. And we do. We dare to dream quite regularly. You may say that we are dreamers but we know we're not the only ones are you just gonna do a heap of like music lyrics or yeah the dream that we dared to dream was to travel to christchurch and have the company pay for us to eat 50 crayfish pies oh don't dream it's over

don't dream it's over hey now hey now don't dream it's over. Don't dream it's over. Hey now, hey now. Don't dream it's over. But it may be. Impossible dream. Our boss, Ross Boss, today squashed our dreams like a used crayfish shell. No, no, no, guys, guys. He didn't squash them. He said we can't go.

He shat all over them. He ate it, digested it it and then all over the place. He came to our dream and he said maybe You've got a multitask? No, I'm trying to use the phone and I'm wondering why

Ross won't give us budget to fly to Christchurch and maybe it's because even the fucking phone doesn't work anymore. So we're calling him because he hasn't

said no to our face. He won't answer. He hasn't said no to our face. And if't answer. He hasn't said no to our face. And if he thinks the issue is that... He's going to hate us. If he thinks the price of the pie is the issue, the $50 Cratefish pie... We'll get it for free.

We'll get it for free. Well, we didn't talk about this. No, we didn't talk about it. There he is. We didn't talk about it. The dream crusher. Well, I've emailed your producers. Yeah.

Coward. Coward. Say, email've emailed your producers. This is a cost of living crisis. And you want it. Say emailed me first. Grow up. We know there's a cost of living crisis. So you want to buy a $50 pie? Correct. Because people can't. People can't. So we will enjoy it

on behalf of people. How are you going to get it for free? The guy. We know the owner. The guy. The owner listens to our bloody radio show. That's the price of the pie, the issue. So you are going to take Hannah from small business. Small business is struggling right now. Yeah.

And you, like these big, fancy celebrities in Auckland. Thanks. Going to fly down there and just take a free pie. Yeah, but I'll give him a kiss on the mouth. And then shout out. That's the deal. What's in this pie? Crayfish.

What is it? Lobster or crayfish? Is that the same thing? It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Lobster and crayfish are the same. Just have a steak and cheese, come on. Stop trying to be different. No, a steak and cheese pie is not the most expensive pie in the country. We don't want to go where every man has been

before. We want to go where no man has been before, and that is the crayfish pie. Can I say something to you, Ross? And I know you've been in this game for a while, but this saying is true. Every entrepreneur I've ever spoken to, every producer, every entrepreneur I've ever spoken to has given me the same piece of advice.

You've got to spend money to make money. It's a great quote. Cool. Yeah, nah. You gotta spend money to make money It's a great quote Cool Yeah nah Hold on if you can get Air New Zealand or Jetstar To pay for the flights Okay Okay

Don't have to pay $50 For the pie So wait what are you doing Absolutely nothing I'm saving our company You know what if we just For the pie. So wait, what are you doing? Absolutely nothing. I'm saving our company. You know what, if we just... You're saving our company. But don't we have a budget for this?

And then a hero comes along with the strength to carry on. Thank you, thank you, thank you. The people want it. The people want it. Yeah, give the people what they want. Give the people what they want, Ross. We're the people and we want the pie.

Okay, well, if you're not going to fly us to Christchurch To taste the $50 crayfish pies Can you buy us our walking pads then? We want walking pads for the studio I'll cut you a deal You can get these flights down there But I have to fire one of you

So you pay We're going to really miss Claudia. No! Don't cast out, baby. Oh, I'm so upset. Oh, that really took a grim turn, didn't it? I don't want to leave. Claudia, don't leave.

We'll just banter about a few $50 pies. See you guys. We'll throw a pie, guys. We're fighting Christchurch. You've torn this team apart, Ross. See what you've just done? I was quite sad. See what you just did?

I say we take I say we take An anonymous vote as to who gets fired I agree I say no I don't want to do that I don't want to do that I don't consent to that Ross just before you go If we find a way to pull this off

Without you You will not be getting one of the pies. No. I don't want one of those pies. I'll have a steak and cheese from somewhere else. You will get no pie. We will tell all the pie dealers around New Zealand not to sell to you. We'll tell Patrick.

No, because they would go broke if they did that. Come on, Drew. So true. All right. Thanks for nothing, Ross. Have a good night. Bye, Ross. Bye-bye. So true. All right. Thanks for nothing, Ross. Have a good night. Bye, Ross. Bye-bye.

See you. See you. It's a party. I need a crown. Let's just do it without him. Let's just do it. I thought he was still going to cut. We need a wealthy investor to bankroll us.

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