ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th June 2026

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

Turns out we had very similar childhoods to each other. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-D-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Last after party of the week, guys, we made it. We went one man down at the moment. Oh, we'd hell ago. She went to the bathroom ten minutes ago, so I'm not asking any more questions. She sometimes does need to do poos at this time. Stop, it's so late in the evening.

Nothing better than a night-time poo though if you've been like, Next topic. Vito. Oh, how good. And then you're like, I'm ready for dinner now. That's disgusting. It's true. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. God, I know this is not a sports podcast, but man, I'm jizzed up for a big weekend of sport. There's so much on. And I know lots of people overseas listen to this, so it doesn't matter to them. But there's two games of Super Rugby.

there's the NRL happening that Brie and I both watch. The football World Cup? Did you guys realise the UFC on the White House lawn is this weekend? UFC Freedom 250? Is Roland Garros over yet? No. It's still on, it starts. No, it's on.

It's over. The first game of the US Open is this weekend. Oh. I should back? I think. Ella. Pooze? Hang on, I can't hear a thing.

Was it Pooze? No. Got caught up. consoling. No, no. Who are you consoling? I can't say that. You can't say.

No. Was it the person from the radio awards that you saw hooking up? No, but that was hot shit. I literally stood there and watched it, and I was like, nice. So it made me sense of this. Anyway, sports games, and then the NBA. Oh, yeah, big weekend of school. NBA.

NBA is Sunday, 1230, New Zealand time. Wait, what did Ella call it? The N-what? NBA. Does she not... It's not the NBA. It's the N-D-A. No, it's not.

Don't be a dingus. The D stands for basketball. Yeah. D-Sands for basketball league. The D stands for... Don't, don't! D-Stan's nuts. Uh-huh, ah-ha-ha-ah-ah-ah.

You bring it back, guys. Bring it back. I'm just enduring my dinner. A curry? No. Japanese curry. Japanese curry. to what you just did.

Yep. You dump the kids, eat the dinner. Mm-hmm. That's what they say. Why are you having your dinner at work? She always does. Dinner time. Do you?

No. You have two dinners? No. Why are you having dinner at work? I just felt like it. I've got some videos to do. So I'm just like... Is your husband busy?

Nope. She hates him. Oh, you guys in a fight. Oh, no. No, not this week. You got that 11-month itch. Not this week. This week, we're loved it.

What was the last thing you had a fight about? Oh, this was a fight about. recent. What was it? I think we know. What was it? What was it? Was it because you refused to get vaccinated? Oh yeah, it was. And not because she's anti-vax.

I'm not anti-vaxed because she's scared of needles. Ryan surprised me. As I told him to, Hey Ella, in 10 minutes, we're going to go get a vaccine. She said, I don't want to book it, so spring it on me, so I have to do it. When was this? Last week. I didn't hear about this. I was just telling Clint the other day. And then I... I went fight or flight mode

You know when that happens? Did you go fight mode? And I chose fight mode I became a massive I'm gonna say it bitch I was a bitch I was nope I'm not going Fuck you get out

How dare you do this thing I told you the organ of I said how dare you think you can sit next to me Get out My body, my choice I totally became a different lady Full fight mode I feel terrible And then obviously

So you didn't go get it No he left and got it And now Ella has polio. I will do it maybe this weekend. I just don't want to jab. It's coming to us live from an iron lung. I'm trying to remember the last thing I had a fight with my partner about.

The only time we fight is when we're like... Hungry? Hungry or both really tired and then like the tiniest thing sets us off. And when we're both really tired, neither of us know how to communicate to get ourselves out of it. Yeah. It's an awful situation. It's not good, eh?

Our fights are never about anything important, never about anything serious. We've had one decent fight that I can think of and it was over parenting. Ooh. Interesting. And just not communicating. Yeah.

Us not communicating. I feel like that's pretty common to have disagreements about parenting. Yeah, it's just so heightened when you've got little kids too. Was that when, was that the fight you told me about where you wanted, where she didn't want to smack you? your children and you want to be a smacking family. Shell of hands in the room who got smacked as a kid. Me? Not me.

What is the only one? And it fucking shows. What the fuck? How dare you? See, listen to her. It all makes sense now. So bloody defied. I'm well-rounded.

I'm well-adjusted. Maybe you need to smack it in your life. Really? You never got smacked as a kid. No, the worst that happened to me was mum was really good with like a teetail flick and she was playing around and she got me real she'd done a dozy on me I don't know there's a language barrier here thing for people overseas but by smack we mean like a whack on the bum cheek from your parents what would they what do they call it I don't know but if you say smack they're like oh yeah they used to get no like a smack on the bum yeah

tap on the bum to be honest a spank a spank a spank I hid the wooden spoon nasty I hit it don't make it don't make it wrong clearly is like oh no I've been spanked oh yeah I didn't know we're talking about that. I hated when I transitioned from getting smacked on the bum to getting smacked on the hand. Did you guys ever make that transition? No, I was straight bum. How naughty were you guys? Bum and hand.

I was pretty naughty. It was like sticks to the bum. I was not. I was a goody two shoes. The hand hurts so much more because there's no meat on the hand. Quite a lot of meat on the bum. But one time, mum did it. On my bum, anyway.

Saddle bag ass. We used to put books down our pants when we knew we were about to get smacked. So smart. That's hilarious. One time mom smacked my hand and I go, that didn't hurt. Yeah, that's a classic. And then she did it harder. My mum said to me, she's like, I knew the exact, I can remember the exact moment where I knew I couldn't smack you anymore.

And she hit me and I went, is that all you got? Ooh. Oh. No, no, she tells it different. She hit you and you went, thank you. Oh, cool. Do it harder. Harder.

Thanks, Mom. Come on, Mommy. Yeah. And she's like, I can't do this anymore. I thought he said, and Bree said, you can't stop there. Oh, my. Oh my God, guys. That's weird.

Why are you making it weird? That's fucking weird. I don't know why I'm making it weird, actually. One time I got... Is this what you would Lucy had a fight over? Yeah. You're making it weird. Yeah.

Stop making the parenting weird. Sorry, Ella, you were safe. Go Ella. That's all right. One time I thought a head, had the wooden spoon, and then mom went to go find it. And she was like, where's the spoon? Oh, no. In my experience, the only households I've ever known to actually have...

and use a wooden spoon, Christian households. What? I think it was, Mom would change a lot now. They've meant for baking and I was like, well, no, no, no, no, for smacking reasons. I don't know anything about this wall. Tell me if I'm wrong, it would be hung on the wall so it was always visible. So no matter what you were doing, where you were playing, what you were up to,

you were under the evil watchful, ever watchful eye of the wooden spoon. Are you guys all good? No. Not my house. That's not my house. I grew up in a very Christian household and we didn't have that. but my dad I can't

He's semi-Christian Huh Your dad Not your mom Not my mom But my dad is full Christian Yeah I know But your mum's like

Yeah But your mum But your mum was Same thing isn't it Yeah Christianity He was But your mum was like

Don't worry about it So my mum Yeah My mum's like You're all good She's like Amen Wink

My mum had to change To Catholicism So she could marry My dad Yeah That's how intense it was Yeah Um, my dad, I definitely remember

I had to change to pescatarianism to marry my wife. You should have seen girls before you got here. We're talking about lunch today. Clinton used to peddle this bullshit that he was a pescatarian. And I did not buy one bit of it. It was half, it was half appeasing my wife. Not appeasing, but just trying to make her happy. Not that she's not happy.

But you know what I mean? Trying to do the right thing for her. And half just virtue signalling bullshit. And I was like, yeah, it's for the planet. It was so annoying. Okay, sorry that I'm not contributing to greenhouse gases. Were you sneaking burgers on the side? Whenever we'd go to my wife's house in Fungamata,

who day would be like, you need a steak, and I'm not taking no for an answer. I was like, oh, fuck you, I need a stick so bad. No, please don't. Did you hide it or would you eat it in front of her? Oh, you hit it, didn't you? No, no, no, no, no, no. It wasn't. What about that day?

She wasn't like Ella's husband. She didn't force me. What about that day? What about that day? Because Clint, when we go to the pub on Fridays, he'd get the fish all the time. And then this one day he was like, I'm going to get chicken wings. And he got this huge bowl of chicken wings. The body wants what the body wants.

I've never seen someone inhale something faster. Like a dog. Hey, we've all had our vegan period. We've all had our foibles. I went vegan for a couple years. You said you lost your period when you were. vegan. Pretty much. It was at one point I was like, shit.

Your body was like, I need the nutrients. I got no blood to release. Your vegan period. All right, guys, I got to go because I'm going to look at some wedding venues, so let's get this. More than that, I want to go.

You're getting married? Do you have a partner? I like to keep things pretty private. You're going to tell me you've got a baby on the way next. You're going to spank that baby? You're not going to believe. the news I have for you on Monday. Holy shit.

See guys next week. That's weird. You're still making it weird. H-O-D-T-O-G-O-U, you can take me hard to go. Harder, mummy, harder. Play Z-M's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from three on Z-M.