ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 12th March 2026

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

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How do I get this makeup off? Breeze put eyebrow dust. What's it called? Eyebrow powder. It's just an eyebrow, yeah, powder. In a mascara. It's the mascara. No, it's manscarra.

Man scara. Yeah. Oh my God, I should make that product. You know, I blocked, I'm not mad. I just, I blocked out this evening to go late night shopping. Yeah. That's my free time. Is it just you?

Yes. Well, then you're fine. I'm not going to the mall looking like this. What do you mean? Just wear your glasses and people won't notice. Are you going with anyone you know? No. Oh, you're fine then.

Like a middle-aged man having a mid-life crisis. I feel like I'm so used to it now that I can't even tell the difference. The mascara comes off so easy as well. Can you please leave your... She's got a cry, eh? Yeah. Don't pick it. You'll pull your eyelashes out.

You're going to need to go to the bathroom and get like a wet paper towel. and just rub it lightly. Do you guys do that as soon as you get home? No. Sometimes. I always just wash my face in the shower. Oh, yeah. With cleanser.

But, I mean, I'm not going to lie. It takes a little bit to get off. Leave your eyebrows. I want to see what Lucy says about your eyebrows. Or if she notices. She'll notice. Yeah. Yeah, she'll notice.

Yeah. I think it makes you look more masculine. You don't, you literally do. Makes you look more defined. Makes your jaw sharper. Yes. Oh, do you want me to do your beard? My face is defined.

Do you want me to like do the little bits of your beard in? Oh, my beardy patches. No, I don't. No, I'm good. You know where you just got a little patch there? No, I don't. Okay. But thank you.

Do you on a little beauty spot? I would have shaved today, but fucking no water at our house again. Oh, this pipe burst on our street about a month ago. We live in, we live kind of in the bush. And... Whose bush? Not breeze. Mine's sweeping planes.

It's very boring, but there's pipe burst on our street, and it was like gushing out all over the road. So every house down from there had no water. It's fine. They fixed it. It took a day and they fixed it. And they had to dig a huge hole in the road, redo the pipe, fill the hole in, redo the road. They did a shit job of doing the road, and there was a dip. So they came back last week, fixed that hole in the road, made it flat.

and in the process they must have damaged the pipe and the pipe is burst in the exact same spot again so they're now repairing the pipe again and you wonder why your rates are so expensive yeah it's bloody your neighbourhood fucking the pipe no it's fucking doing three jobs to repair one pipe I've got a question why are you going late night shopping because it's too much

I get frustrated with how long going shopping takes Do you get overstimulated? Oh, stop trying to diagnose me with ADHD. No, I get annoyed with how much of my weekend it takes. Yeah, that is annoying. And on Thursday night, the malls are open until 9pm so I can go after this show. Are they busy? I've got no idea.

I'm not worried about the busyness. What are you buying? Money business. Why? It's always my business. I'm going to try on a jacket that I've been looking at for a while. Is that actually what are you going to look at? It is. Where's the jacket from?

At the mall. Is it free? No. Is it expensive? No. I think both are true. Oh, but at least one's true. At least one's true.

None of your, it's none of your fucking business. Well, it is our business now because we ask, right, Clark? Yeah, you're the one that wanted to talk about it. I'm going grocery shopping, okay? I'm going late. I am. I'm going late. I'm going late.

So now you're lying to us. Now you're lying. Now everyone listening to this. Are you going to deprive them of knowing what you're going shopping for? They're going to want to know. They don't care. Yes, they do. Yeah, they'll tell you.

If I was listening to this and if you don't tell us, I would be pissed. I don't like online shopping. You know that. Yeah, that's fine. So I have to go to the shop and I have to try the thing on. Yeah. And then I go home and I think about it for about three weeks. Yeah.

And I go, oh, do I want it? No, I don't want it. Do I want it? It's that expensive. No, it's me with every purchase. Yeah, that's fine. We're not judging on that. How many more details do you want?

We want to try on a jacket. What jacket and what's it called and where? And maybe some shoes. Ooh. What shoes are they? Are they Italian leather? Wait, did we talk about him getting shoes recently? It was at the secondhand shop.

He was going to get them and they were real expensive so he didn't. Are you getting the new ones? Oh, we figured it out. They weren't that. weren't that expensive and I did get them. The secondhand ones? Yes. Oh.

But are you going to get the new ones as well? No. Okay, what shoes then? I don't know. A little kitten heel. You do know? No, I don't. Okay, do you know the jacket?

Yes. What jacket is it? R.M. Williams? Fuck. How did you do that? Why? Because I know you. How did you do that?

Because I know you. I know you so well. spend so much time together. I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, so anyway. Case closed. Case closed.

Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, before we go. I'm trying to try and find the jacket. I'm not. I'm just going to do a little look. A little online chopping about how much RM Williams jacket costs. It doesn't matter how much it costs. Doesn't matter how much it costs. So you look nice on the rooftop.

Whoa. This RM Williams jacket is $1,200. Oh, well, it's not that. What is that one? Swade Trucker jacket Not even close to that What you take me for?

Wait, I reckon I could pick the kind of jacket That Clint would like You would probably like this Harrington jacket Oh, it's on sale for $239 Is that the jacket? It's the jacket Shit, I'm good Okay, we're spending too much time

With each other Good that it's on sale Yeah You want this colour too? I was going in to buy that exact jacket full price. Fuck. Make sure they price that. Shit.

Can you send me that link, please? I can send you the link. Yeah, that's quite helpful. Case closed, guys. Case closed. All right. That's crazy. There's a thing in the show today in the other podcast about how many days, weeks and

years, Bree and I have spent together in the same room. And I think that is a. product of it. That is a hundred percent. You know what else is a product of it? You know when we come dressed the same? Yeah. That's a product as well.

Yeah, it is. You know what happened on the show that we haven't addressed? And when our periods come out at the same time? That is a product. You guys are sufferable that week. Clint said the F word on the radio today. Oh, I was under duress though. Well, I was.

I was. And it was half under your breath. It was. That's still strike one though. I've sent you. What happens after strike three? I don't know. We've never got to strike three.

Except for that time that you said You can't fire the willing. Okay, all right, we're going to go. See you later. Boy.