ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th May 2025

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

Clint's back to mansplaining and Bree has found her calling in musical theatre.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Branklin podcast. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O You can take me off to go. Hi everybody, welcome to the after party. Shit, it's cold in here.

I'm not cold. I'm, feel my hand. I'm not saying it's not cold, I'm just saying I'm not cold. Can I have some cold? I'm roasting out here. You're cold. You've got a woolen vest on though. Yeah, but I've been freezing all day. Is it wool or is it fake?

No, it's wool. It's an actual wool vest. You should be good. I'm freezing. My arms are freezing. You're freezing? Yeah, my torso is fine, like where my woolen vest is, but my arms are cold. Maybe Claudia and I are perimenopausal. Maybe, hope so, then my period will stop.

Yep. Claudia, don't say that. You look kind of black, Clint. Do you wanna know what I learned? Menopause is just as bad, worse than menopause. Do you wanna know what I learned about menopause? What? What did you learn about menopause?

You can't spell menopause without men. No, that's not what I learned. What I learned about menopause is, people talk about menopause and going through menopause. Menopause is, this is men explaining menopause. I don't know anything about menopause. Men explain it. Menopause is one day.

Menopause is the day that it stops. Your body, it happens one day. Everything that happens in the lead up to it, the hot flushes and all of that stuff. That's perimenopause. That's, yeah. So wait, you go through all that stuff but you still have your period?

Yeah. Oh. Well, that's what I learned. And that can go on for 10 years. It can go on for 10 to 15 years. Bull. Yeah. I love being a woman.

Just another thing to look for two. Just another thing to look for two. Woo hoo. Another thing, another thing, just another thing to look for two. Guys, I think I'm gonna get into musical theatre. I think you found your cool life. I think I have.

Which is a huge swing for someone who fucking hates, hated musical theatre. Yeah, no, I say that I, I feel like I actually didn't know myself. Cause when I think about it, Musical theatre is a thing to hate without knowing. I hate certain musical theatre.

You hate musical movies, right? I don't hate musical theatre, never have. Yeah, cause you're the guy. No, I've never said I hated musical theatre. You hate musical movies, right? I don't hate musical theatre, never have. Yeah, because you're the guy. No, I've never said I hate a musical theatre, I hate musicals. Oh, okay. Right, yeah, yeah. Musicals as in movies.

So you hate movie adaptation of musicals, stage musicals. Maybe you hate them because you don't get to be part of it. Maybe you just want to shine on the stage. Maybe I've forever longed to be part of it. Yeah, you don't want to watch, you want to take part. Maybe you hate them outside shine on the stage. Maybe I've forever longed to be part of it. Maybe you're heading to Mountside the club, you can't even get in. Lego.

Do you see yourself as a main cast and ensemble? Probably chorus. I had a friend who- The hot one in the chorus. Actually after a breakup, you know how people get new, you know this Claudia, after a breakup, people get new hobbies. They go, I'm gonna find myself.

I'm gonna invest in myself. You know it's a very normal thing to do after a breakup. Some people get fit, some people travel. What are mine? Which one? Some people go on a journey of self discovery internally. Some people get more sarcastic. Really high screen time. Some people eat their feelings in chocolate eggs from War Words.

Yeah I've eaten a lot of those. That's not my feelings okay. That's just my addiction. My friend's thing after the breakup was she got into musical theatre and she was doing amateur productions of musical theatre and she did a couple and she got her confidence up and she invited all of us at this place that I worked to come to opening night of her show that she was in. Oh no, is this community theatre? It is community theatre but that's not the part of the story.

Like it was a good show. The part of the story is there's a part of this particular musical in which every person in the musical was on stage and they are 100% naked. What? Oh no. Oh no. It could never be me. And it was her, and she not only had the bravery to invite us to see her sing on stage. Why would you tackle both those things at once?

Yeah. I don't wanna be nude in public ever. I need to find out what the name of the musical was. It's a famous musical. Speaking of, I'm going to some Friends of Mine's Daughters production tomorrow night. They're not nudie toots, are they? No, no, these are high school kids.

Okay, good. But my, and we're friends, like we're friends with the family, like my partner and I, and we're going to watch the show, this high school play. But apparently they've been practicing for like four months. Jeez! It's like a full on production. What musical show was it?

I can't remember. What production? Can't remember. What production? Can't remember. Do you guys remember when that Auckland High School did a production of Sweeney Todd and people got injured? Yes, they actually got their throat slit. I was there. That was the last musical.

Not slit, but there was razor blades in the way and they got cut. That was the last musical I went to. The principal spent the whole time going ham on our trumpet ice cream on the side of stage. That's what I was watching. The naked, we were all having three different conversations at the same time.

No, we were still talking about musicals. The naked musical was hair. Oh. Not hair spray, but hair. Was it called hair down there? Are they naked in that? Yeah. Are they supposed to be, or was that like a interpretation?

It's set in the 70s in the hippie 60s, 70s era, I think. Do they have a Merkin? It's like a free love thing. I think you had the like a free love thing. I think you had the option of getting a mercantil from costume if you wanted one. Oh yeah, speaking of naked things, I went over to my friend's house the other day

and he had this, I think it was a movie or a doco, I can't remember, but it was all of these New Zealand comedians and they were completely nude. Like friends of mine. And I was like, what the hell? What's happening? It was like. Anyone we know?

Yes. Who? Name them. Chris Parker was there. Naked? Fully naked. Karen O'Leary was there. Naked?

Fully naked. A bunch of New Zealand comedians. Hold on. How much would you have to get to go naked in public? Who's there and for how long? Just random like down the street. Just walk. Walk a block in the nude. Walk a block, yeah.

Well here's the thing in 2025 is social media exists. So there's a high chance you get filmed and put on TikTok. What about naked but with a bag on your head so they don't know it's you? Oh that could be fun. You reckon? Oh yeah. If they truly didn't know who you were, if you didn't have any identifying body markings or anything, guess the peen.

Okay, here we go. Oh, Jackie Van Beek is in it. Damon Harriman. I don't know Damon, but the others, you haven't said a name that has surprised me that they went nude. Oh really? They all seem't know Damon, but the others, you haven't said a name that has surprised me that they went nude. Oh really? They all seem a little bit, um, what's the, they seem a little bit toy fakati to me.

What's toy fakati? The acting school, the famous acting school in Wellington where they all go nude. God. I think Hayley went there. That would track. It's called Nude Tuesday is what it's called. The show. It's a film, New Zealand what it's called. The show. It's a film, New Zealand made film.

And it's the most naked New Zealand film ever made. Yes, I know it, I know it. It's got someone really famous in it. Is it Damon Harriman? Yeah, I think that's it. Does he have a hairy member? Jermaine Fleming? He has got a hairy minge.

Oh, that's right, it's got Jermaine from Flight of the Conquers in it. Yeah. But anyway, I Literally went over to my friend's house. I was like, whoa Do you see C's B's and T's and A's? Everything. Really? It's full nude Like full nudity. What Morgana O'Reilly's in it? Oh, you got Claudia's attention. Hello. Hello. I need to re-watch this movie.

Don't be weird, Claudia. I was just bringing up her name. Claudia wants to see her white lotus. Oh. Okay, now Clint made it weird. No, I said Claudia wants to see it. No, you made it weird. I would never, I would never.

I've got too much respect for her. We have to end the podcast now. Yeah, Claudia. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot, Claudia. Thanks, guys. Just because I can appreciate the female form. Yeah.

Anyway, anything you want to add, Pixie? Go no. Sweet. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O. You can take me off to go Play ZM's Breanne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.