ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th October 2023

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

We've all done some weird things when we were kids but nothing comes close to what one of the team used to do... and there's a fun game of would you rather thrown in for good measure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast. Ella's not here at the moment, but if you see her, or you see any of her posts or anything, or you like interact with her at all. Her name's Sniffer Liquor. Her new name is Sniffer Liquor. Yeah, Sniffer Liquor.

The reason is she had to have braces for three years because she did too much licking of her sleeve and then sniffing of it. Somehow that displaced her teeth to form an overbite. Technically, should her name be Liquor Sniffer? Yeah. Liquor Sniffer. Liquor Sniffer.

I mean, you guys take creative control. Sniffer Liquor. Whatever you like. I feel like Sniffer Liquor rolls off the tongue more. Sniffy McLick Lick. Licky McSniff Sniff. Licky McSniff Sniff. Sniffy McLick Click Clit. Oh no,iff Sniff. Sniffy McClick Clit.

Oh no, don't do that one. Or do do it, whatever. I'm open to it. Speaking of that, is that risky business if you've got braces? Nah. Sniffy McClick Clit. Nah?

To get all that wire and metal down there? Could get intertangled with the P-U-B-E-S's. Man. I mean, that's probably how... You didn't have one of those stuck in your braces. We didn't. Well, I didn't.

Someone made a rumour about that of someone at school. They were like, we found a pub in your braces. Really? I don't know if it was true. Man, kids are mean, eh? They're so mean.

Kids suck, eh? Yeah. Yeah, kids suck. You wouldn't want all of that metal in your business, would you? Technically, it's the parents. The parents? Yeah, kids are a product of their parents.

They don't just become monsters. My parents are lovely and I'm a bitch. No, you're not. Shh, she's here. She's here. Hi, Ella. We've definitely only No, you're not. Shh, she's here. She's here. Oh, she's here. Shh, she's here. Oh, she's here. Hi, Ella.

They said hi. Hi, Ella. We've definitely only been referring to you as Ella. Nothing else. Hey, sniffer licker. No, don't tell her to her face what we're calling her now. I called her in the show. You wouldn't.

Licker sniffer. Don't say that. Well, she's calling Brie big mouth, so. That's fine. It's true. Licky McSniff sniffer. Well, it's true as well, but still. Just don't call me Licky McBigclit

Because I won't appreciate it We have been calling you that That is horrific How would you guys know How would the street know The street can see up there True Atrocious

Losers That's rude guys Did you guys have weird childhood behaviours True. Atrocious. Losers. That's rude, guys. Did you guys have weird childhood behaviours? Yeah. Of course you would have. Yeah. Your children. I used to not shower.

Like when I was a kid. When I was a kid. Because where I grew up in Stanthorpe, and if there's anyone from Stanthorpe listening to this, which there probably is, Stanthorpe, coldest place in Queensland. So in the wintertime and like my family, like I grew up poor. Like we were poor AF.

And so our house was cold. We didn't have much heating. We had a wood heater in the middle of the house. And so during winter, like where it was like, I'm saying minus fours, minus threes, like it was freaking cold and i wouldn't shower for like multiple days i'd go into the bathroom pretend i go into the bathroom i don't even know what i'd do in there but like i'd be like you know go in there for a long enough amount of time that they think i would shower and then i'd just come out but i

had to shower because it was too cold oh because of the cold yeah yeah because it was too cold. Oh, because of the cold. Yeah. Yeah, because it was too cold. I remember that feeling in my flat when I was flatting in Christchurch. Oh, that was awful. And there's no heating in the house and getting out of the shower

is just... Getting in the shower is fine. Yeah. It was a bit grotty but yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.

What I would do is I'd put the heater on when I had a shower so I'd run back to my warm room. Yeah. Yeah. We were in one

of those stingy flats where no one was allowed to use the heater. What would you rather? Same, but I still did. In a flat, would you rather live in a place that has no heating, no air conditioning? Would you rather live in a really cold place or a really hot place? Really hot. Yeah, hot. Then I can pretend that I'm Spanish.

You can open the doors. You guys have never lived in a really hot place without air conditioning. Let me just say, I've lived in both. I would take the cold place any day of the week. But the cold place comes with, like, moisture and mildew. Not every cold place does. Not every cold place does. New Zealand it does.

This is why in a cold house you can always put more blankets and more clothes on. In a hot place, there's no escaping it. I slept in my bathtub in my flat for like two weeks one time. Stop! No, I'm not shitting you because I could not sleep because it was 40 degrees at night time. That's inhumanely hot. That's crazy.

No, but even like in the 30s, you could not sleep. Yeah, but you can swim Yeah and I'm warm blooded Mate do you think Do you think Just hop on your trough Do you think You're getting damned to swim in

Poor uni student Living in Brisbane Do you think If I didn't have air conditioning That place has a pool You would live in Australia Go to the beach Hop on your circle pond

You can't swim in Brisbane River Man Brisbane sucks. No, it does not suck. What is it, Brie? Is it good or is it shit? It's only shit if you don't have air conditioning.

What's in the river? Brown stuff. Dead bodies. Legit. I remember in my year 11 formal, they hired this boat.

I can't remember what it was called. I think it was called the island. It's called the body searcher. Essentially, it's a barge, and you have a big party. It's got a dance floor and DJ and stuff. And I remember our year 11 semi-formal,

we were going down the Brisbane River on this barge, and then we've looked over, and there's all these police and these floodlights, and they're pulling a body out of the river. Oh, crap. Yeah. That's awful. Yeah, true story. Yeah, maybe don't swim in the river then.

Don't go swimming in the river. They call it the brown. The big brown. The big brown. The brown snake. The brown snake. Where are you going to go, Bree? Bree and I have to judge a cocktail making competition.

I thought we were judging cocks. Oh, what a load of bullshit. Tie up, baby. All right, Licky McBig Clip, let's go.