ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 12th September 2023

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

Welcome to the most in-depth deodorant chat you'll likely ever hear. Roll on vs spray, sexy bouquet vs other smells, deodorant vs antiperspirant - This has it all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. After Party. Duh. I need to take that one away. No, that's the best one. That's the best one. No, you're using it too much. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast

where I am wearing my glasses today. I'm making a concerted effort to wear my glasses. And you guys haven't congratulated me. I didn't realise you were making an effort. I am! I've worn them two days in a row. I thought you were just a glasses guy now. I'm trying to be a glasses guy. I need better glasses. I need cooler glasses. Those are nice.

They're alright. Those are nice. Where are the pink ones? The pink ones. I have not worn the pink ones since you guys got them for me. I'm shocked. The pink ones were the coolest ones you had. That was in stereo by the coolest ones you had. That ah was in stereo, by the way. Harmonizing.

Let's talk about who's wearing deodorant today. Oh, fuck. Wait, no, seriously. Do I smell? I smell. I smell like ham today. That's not good. And I'm really gutted because I've sweated through my t-shirt into

my knit, which I don't want to put in the washing machine. Oh, that sucks. I don't want to either. I get exactly what you're saying. And you're not wearing deodorant today? No, I am. But my deodorant brand that I wear, they've stopped making

the deodorant that I like. Didn't that happen months ago? Yeah, and then they bought it back or they just sold out of it maybe. You know, I went to the supermarket and they didn't have it. So I've had to veer off and the old bod is not keen. This has been happening to me too. Yeah. I've had to bloody change. I've been wearing Sexy Bouquet my whole life from Rexona.

Sexy Bouquet. And then Sexy Bouquet, apparently too sexy, so they changed the name to Bright Bouquet. And then they've changed. Did they change the formula or did they just change the scent? Do you remember? I do remember. We talked to them.

Early in our show's career, in our show's history, I said to Clint, I was like, I've been wearing this deodorant Sexy Bouquet from Rexona for like 10 years And I swear it smells different And then we went on this journey of where we got in touch With the Rexona people and questioned them about it And they did say, they said, yes, we have changed it I can't believe you can smell it

Mine's Rexona too We need to take this back to the top What's going on at Rexona? Where's my Rexona All Blacks clinical strength gone? Yeah. My sexy bouquet smells different again. Yeah. And then when I was overseas on holiday, my deodorant ran out and I've had to.

Are you on a Euro deodorant? I've had to. No. That's a Euro. I didn't use a Euro deodorant. I started using my partner's who's, oh, it's a euro I didn't use a euro deodorant I started using my partners who's oh it's a roll-on yeah what's what I need I need to ask questions who has a roll-on people okay good I need to ask you guys questions you take the lid off first and then you roll on

what the fuck is the go when you put it on? How long does it take to dry? Because it feels like forever. I put on a lot. Yeah. And I don't wait for it to dry. I just roll into my bath. Oh, but then it's like you've got. No, it feels clean.

And then it gets on your clothes and then it's just sticky and yucky and ugh. Yeah. Okay, fair. Do you understand where I'm coming from? Yeah. Because spray on, you don't have that problem. No, you don't. But spray on doesn't work for me. Neither. Yeah Okay fair Do you understand Where I'm coming from Yeah Because Spray on You don't have that problem No you don't

But I don't Spray on doesn't work for me Neither You reckon it does not work Nah It just masks it for a second Yeah It's um

You know there's a difference Between deodorant And antiperspirant Yes sir Is there Antiperspirant The active ingredient In antiperspirant

Is Aluminium Which is Terrifying Not good for you No but That's what stops you From sweating Anti-perspirant, the active ingredient in anti-perspirant is aluminium, which is terrifying. Not good for you. No, but that's what stops you from sweating. So anti-perspirant, anti-perspiring stuff. Yeah. Deodorant just deodorizes you, stops you from smelling,

masks the smell, deodorizing. So are you guys using deodorant? I'm using antiiperspirant. We're all using antiperspirant. I actually think maybe I can just get away. Like I don't sweat under my – I'm not. I am known as not an underarm sweater. A face sweater that I am. Nice.

You know you can Botox your pits? No, I hate that. See, I don don't need to why do you hate it because it's a natural thing your body needs to do why are you shutting it tight with glue it's not blocking the pores it's just disabling the sweat land awful although i watched an interview with a guy who was a notoriously big sweater he was on the howard stern podcast famous guy i don't just watch a podcast about his sweat and he goes howard stern said to him how'd you stop your sweats and he goes botox he said it worked but the issue was that you need to keep getting it though yeah he was he was he was yeah but he said and this this speaks to ella's theory he said the sweat started coming out other places i've heard that he started sweating out his ass.

My friend does that. I have a swampy ass. It's a thing. Yeah. Like if I'm real hot or I play sport, I do have a swampy ass. That's foul. What stage in your routine do you put your deodorant on? Oh, it's a good question.

Full node. Straight after shower? Wait, is it the first thing you do? Yeah, with my towel on. See, roll on people. You have to because it's a good question. Full nude. Straight up to the shower? Wait, is it the first thing you do? Yeah, with my towel on. See, roll on, people. You have to because it's so wet. And that is the time I give it to dry. So deodorant on, and then I put my undies on, put my pants on.

But that's it, and then T-shirts going on. I might comb my hair. Okay. So you give it a little bit. Yeah, I give it as much time as I can, but I'm not fucking around. Yeah. There's not a lot of time. Like, it's definitely still damp when you put your shirt on.

Oh, I can't deal with that feeling. Could I get Botox in my top lip? Would that make my- You'd stop sweating, but you'd also stop smiling. You'd lose the muscle control, yeah. Can you imagine? I would look so weird. Yeah.

You wouldn't speak properly. I'd speak like this, probably. Yeah, you'd sound like you had a stroke. It would be bizarre. But at least you wouldn't be sweaty. Yeah, you wouldn't speak properly. I'd speak like this probably. Yeah, you'd sound like you had a stroke. It would be bizarre. But at least you wouldn't be sweaty. Yeah. Which is a major issue. Yeah, I think I'd rather be able to talk if I'm honest. You'd better stop sweating.

Do you think you get your sweating like... Hereditary? Is it hereditary? Oh, like jeans. Have you ever thought about that? I don't know. I've thought about it. I've never thought about it. No? But maybe I should ask Dad what kind of deodorant he uses.

Mate, yeah, and what works for him might work for you. He'll be on the cheapest, nastiest chat, honestly, my dad. He'll go, what's the cheapest one? The two-in-one. So this is a deodorant, it's a shampoo, it's a conditioner, it's a moisturiser, it's toothpaste. It's an engine degreaser. It's also anti-anxiety medication and all I do is I rub it all over myself.

I love men from that generation for that reason. Yeah, correct. Like the thought of my dad going to get a pedicure? I can't picture it, eh? Yeah, same. And boy, he could do with one. Oh, my dad could do with one. You know what sucks is they actually would really like it. Yeah, you'd have to pay the person extra to go anywhere near my dad's feet, though.

Oh, I agree. My dad's feet look like two canoe paddles. Yuck. They're so flat and they're so calloused. They're so dry. They're so calloused. Their nails are so yellow. It's so yuck.

You know what scares me though is I look at my dad's feet and I see my feet in the future. Horrifying. Do you ever think that? Do you ever look at your parents' hands or feet and go, oh, they kind of look like mine nah no no because my mum has a lot of like sun damage okay a lot of like skin cancer and things like that i'm talking like nail though and finger shape oh um no no i spend a lot of time looking at my parents' hands. I always notice stuff like this.

Even people I've dated in the past. Because I think you definitely get your parents' hands. Really? Yeah. I feel like I've got a bit of both. My mum's got some big mitts then. Do you think that, Claude? Yeah, I feel like these two fingers, the first two are my dad's fingers,

and then these two are my mum's fingers. Buzzy, see? And this little piggy. Yeah, this one's mine. Yeah. What about you, Ella? Yeah, I think three of my toes are mum's. You guys are coached. Yeah. No, seriously. You know, like, my ET toe, my second toe

that's fucking hideous. Yeah. The one that's, like, way too long. My dad has the exact same toe. He's so interesting. I'm not joking. The exact same. Do you reckon boys inherit their father's... Penises?

Genitals, yeah. Do you reckon girls inherit their mum's vaginas? Or boobs? Or boobs. No, I have not. Like the same nipple size. Dad, dad, dad. Because look.

You should compare. Hey, dad, can we compare? Get back to us. Who's got a bigger one? I've obviously seen it, but not recently. And not next to, surely. And I haven't seen it with mine as a reference. Yeah, because you would have been too young.

I should have taken a photo. Yeah, send him a photo. Because that wouldn't have been weird. I should have had the foresight. Or the foreskin. The foreskin foresight. Someone might have a photo When he was in his 30s I should have the foresight Or the foreskin The foreskin foresight Someone might have a photo As a six year old

To go dad Quick pic Can I have a photo of that dad Get that developed How weird was it Looking back Seeing your parents nude It wasn't weird at all

I don't have any memory of that I remember when it changed Like it changed for me Because there's also that point When you used to like Bathe with your siblings At the point where it changes. I think we've talked about this recently. Yeah, we have.

Same seeing your parents nude. I think it's fine. I see it all the time. Are you from a nude house? Are you still seeing your mum nude? I just go into the bathroom when she's in the shower, grab my toothpaste. Hi, Mum. Really?

Honestly. Nude house. I thought I would be kind of like, ooh, don't look at me, but I don't care. So if I'm in the shower and she pops in, whatever. Oh, my mum. My mum. I wouldn't do that to my poor mother. Maybe not yet.

I don't think I could do that to my mum. Yeah, it's a bit weird if I think about it. I think my mum would hate it. It brings us closer. What the fuck? Get out. Also, it brings you closer. Yeah, seeing parents' beds. But I used to. Not the fuck? Get out. Also, it brings you closer. Yeah, seeing Barron's bed.

But I used to. Not anymore. I used to. You know, as kids, you'd like sit in the shower with them? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. I had to give that up when I was like 12.

I was like, yeah, nah, I can't get up. Listen to her. I had to. Sadly, I had to give that up. It felt like a little egg. Like a penguin. And I really, really miss it. Not anymore.

I told you about Maggie the other day, right? Oh, yeah. When I was having a shower. Talking about your penis. Yeah. Asking what it was. What did she say again? Don't in the voice.

Can you imagine? Dad, what's that? Boys have this and girls have that. That's my penis, Maggie. Oh, gosh. Yeah, I know. It felt so harsh coming out of my mouth. I would have felt so awkward. Yeah. so harsh coming out of my mouth. I would have felt so awkward.

Yeah. The word coming out of my mouth. Yeah. One last question before we go. Yeah. And Clint can't answer this. Okay. Oh, maybe he can, but I'm pretty sure he can't.

At what age did you girls start shaving your legs? Oh, I'm so glad you said legs. Do you remember? Yeah. I had a real complex about it because I was quite late and all my friends and all these people had shit. And then I got picked on about it and got made fun. Yeah, well, legs I did it in intermediate, so like 12.

But armpits, I didn't care. It wasn't a thing. Oh, well, arm hair, you don't really have all that much, do you? No, but I finally did it maybe in high school and my friend was like, Ew don't really have all that much, do you? No, but I, like, finally did it. Maybe in, like, high school. And my friend was like, ew, you should have done that ages ago. You're not so sad. Kids are so mean. Well, they're just projecting their own insecurities is the issue.

Claudia? I think I was, like, 16 when I first shaved my legs. Really? It wasn't, like, a major. I was like, oh, when I feel like it, I'll do it. Yeah, yeah. But then also, I remember when I was really little, I was in my parents' bathroom and found someone's razor and I shaved all the hair off my arm.

And now I feel like I have a hairy arm because of that. I veted my arms when I was 20. Oh, dumb thing that people were doing, Aimee. Made them look musclier. That's what people thought. I'm going to vete my arms. I remember going to my mum and being like, Mum, can I please have a razor?

People are picking on me. I felt real like I had real awkward panic attacks about it because I had to go away on this sporting trip and I knew that people would see my legs because you have to stay in rooms with each other. And I was like, I remember the night before and I was like, I'm going to do it. And I got this dirty fucking cheap big orange razor.

Your mum's like, we're going to need a couple of these things. And I cut myself so many times. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. You got over it at least. Nah, I'm still in therapy about it. Do you want to try my roll-on deodorant?

Okay, never mind. I don't think I do, eh? Come on! Just like, oh, just be, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow podcast. Yeah, tomorrow. Build up the confidence. I'll wipe it off for you.

I don't want it to get on my clothes. Wear one of those old dropper arm simulates. Remember, Clint, when you decided you would use, what's the name, deodorant? Natural. Clint went through this period where he was like, I want to be environmentally conscious, which is great, good decision. And he tried all of these fucking natural deodorants.

And I remember after however many weeks you came in, you're like, I'm never using fucking natural deodorants. And he, I remember, like after however many weeks you came in, you're like, I'm never using fucking natural deodorant again. The number of wet pit videos that exist on our social media during that time. Oh, really? Anyway, just remember, everybody, no matter how hairy you are. You're beautiful. You are beautiful.

You're beautiful. But you might stink, so maybe look into a better deodorant. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Life is brilliant. You're beautiful. But you might stink, so maybe look into a bit of deodorant. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Life is brilliant.