ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th December 2023

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

Welcome to part two of White Elephant-gate. Listen to Monday's After Party for part one. In this episode we have another person we need to call and grill for information about the notorious white elephant gift. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. After Party. After Party. After Party. Yeah, we're right here at the After Party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone put your detective hats on. We're getting to the bottom of this shit.

A couple of days ago, did we talk about it a couple of days ago? Yeah. Yeah, two days ago we talked about Secret Santa White Elephant Gate. Shocking. Who put the KFC voucher and the free promotional radio station CD in the ZM Secret Santa pile?

It's a classic whodunit. Yeah, and we've got... And we're narrowing it down slowly, aren't we, Ella? We've been sleuthing. I think we've got three names that we don't know. So we're calling one of them. There is someone we do need to call. We rang the man who received that Cigarette Santa gift, Vaughan Smith.

He has cleared his name. He also didn't care. He said he put the, in the bin and it was Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan, we need to. I think my caller ID and I was like, don't ask. We need to ask you a few questions.

We do need to inform you, you are live on the podcast right now. You are being recorded. Okay, wonderful. You can swear on this podcast, though. Not like you did on the radio. You might remember Megan as the person who has sworn on our show multiple times. Multiple times. Or who filled in for Ella when Ella went to Europe last year.

She did a fantastic job. Megan. Hey, and you still have me back, so. Megan, yeah. But that could be all about to change. Not by choice. Yeah. Megan, are you willing to answer a few questions right now?

Yeah, is it Taylor Swift related? No. Okay, yeah. Yeah, then yes. Were you or were you not at the ZM Christmas party on the weekend? I was there. Okay, great. That's the first question down. Did you or did you not participate in the ZM Secret Santa White Elephant? I did, yeah, I did.

Did you or did you not pay for a gift with your own money for the Secret Santa white elephant? No, I didn't. Oh, I did! We did! We did! Megan, did you put the Coast CD with the KFC voucher in it

as your Christmas present? Yeah, I thought it was great. Oh my goodness! Honestly, honestly, you know we've been raped. You should go back and listen to Monday's podcast because we were ripping into whoever that was. It was me.

Did you know that the cloud of guilt hangs over our head? We found out today... People are blaming us. ...that they think it was one of us that put that shit gift in the secret Santa. I got chicken nuggets, so I think I actually got the shittest gift.

No. Because I can't even eat them because they were defrosted. I would argue that at least someone spent money on that gift. Well, so you can't eat them when they're defrosted. You have to cook them as well.

Yeah. Someone actually stole my secret Santa last year So if I don't want to put money in this Oh so this was a game of vengeance was it A little bit You put Zero effort in I'm actually not angry because Megan

One of my best friends I'm not angry Megan I'm just disappointed I didn't think it was you I stood up for you I said that's not going to be Megan. People are thinking we put that gift in. It's the main. Yeah, that's why I'm mad. Plus, you're so good at Secret

Santa. Megan got me in our show Secret Santa last year and the gift she got me was so thoughtful. She got me a Black Ferns t-shirt and she got me a blue tick on Instagram. Just what I always wanted. Well, I don't really have a defense, but I guess people do think I'm a good gift giver,

so I didn't think you'd know. So you thought you'd get away with it because everyone would be like, not Megan, she's a good gift giver. I was literally running out the door and I was like, fuck. We've been doing the math. We've been doing the math and figuring out who brought what and we finally had narrowed it down to three people and you were our first suspect to call and now the case is closed.

Who were the other two? No, not important. Not important now. Actually, it doesn't even, no, it's not that they were suspects. We just didn't know. Yeah, we didn't know what they were. We just hadn't heard what they had put in. I want to ask

Because you took away a gift What gift did you take? I got the The Chicken nuggets Oh that's right You told us that And the pillow

And the pillow Except that it went to Bree's dog Didn't you leave the chicken nuggets At my house Or did you take them? I think I took them But I had to throw them in the bin because they were defrosted.

Karma, baby. Chicken nuggets. You should have put them in the air fryer as soon as you got them. Oh, well, case closed, I reckon. Oh, that feels good. Can we do another case? I want to be a titbit.

I did love getting to the bottom of this. Wait, why did you think it was me? No, we just didn't know. We hadn't heard from anyone or what you had put in for the Secret Santa. We didn't think it was me? No, we just didn't know. We hadn't heard from anyone or, like, what you had put in for the Secret Santa. We didn't think it was you. I would never have guessed. I would never have guessed it was you, but we just didn't know what you put in. Yeah, we didn't know what you got.

So you were a suspect. We were down to the final three of what we didn't know. So there you go. Oh, right, right. Yeah, it was me. But now you're going to be suspect number one next time. I'm born. There you go. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, it was me. But now you're going to be suspect number one next time. Shane Bourne. All right, you're released on parole, pending sentence, Megan.

Yeah, what's my punishment? That's coming soon. You'll go in front of a judge. You know what your punishment is. The chicken nuggets? Yeah. You're going to eat that whole packet of chicken nuggets and you're going to shit them out for a week.

Like bullets. See you, Megan. Thank you. Bye, Megan. Bye. Great detective work, everybody. Proud of us. That's fun.

I love it. But how did she do it? One of my friends right under my nose. That's always the person you least expect, isn't it? I didn't expect her. I didn't expect her. One of my friends right under my nose. That's always the person you least expect, isn't it? I didn't expect her. I didn't expect her. They say most people who are murdered are killed by somebody they know.

That's so terrifying. She's murdered our trust. Isn't it? And our reputation. She's murdered our trust. Oh, well, case closed. Case closed. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.

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