ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th December 2024

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

We've donned our gay apparel and we're heading out to the work Xmas party. What happens at the party, stays at the party. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. I'm having a party. A party for two. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast where we are having a party today. We are too. We're having the work Christmas party. Everyone's in their festive best. I missed out last year, remember? Where were you?

I was at my brother's wedding. Oh yeah. And you guys were like, oh it's so fun. And I was like, oh that'd be freaking right. The one time I can't go. It was a good one last year. Yeah. It was very hot.

It was extremely hot. Where was it? It was at Wynyard Pavilion in Wynyard Quarter. Pretty nice day today too, which would be nice. And then everybody kicked on, including management. I don't remember this. You remember the Christmas party? I don't think I remember.

Did you go? No, you went, but you left real early. I think I was in my hibernating phase. I hated that phase of yours by the way I'm so glad you're out of it It's called trauma Yeah it was trauma for all of us Because we were like just party with us

I have a confession to make on the podcast I had a dream last night Where I No you will care about this one Who did you sleep with? I don't know well fine Do we kiss? We don't want to fucking know.

Do we kiss? I kissed someone from the show. Shut up. It'll be Claudia. Damn it. Was it me? Because she's newly single and you'll be thinking, I don't know what that's like.

It was Claudia. Oh my God. Yes. Subconsciously you'll be going. Yeah, yeah. I can't remember. Like it didn't. What?

All I remember is that we kissed. Was your hands in her hair? And that we talked about it first, and we were like, oh, is this our opportunity to kiss? Let's see what it's like. And then we kissed, and then that was it. That could be foreshadowing tonight. Well, that's what I thought.

What are you doing later? Yeah, kissing you. I'd kiss you guys. That's fine, right? Yeah, I think it's fine. I'm not cheating. I'm just... High fives for the lulz. I told you guys I kissed Guy Williams on I'd kiss you guys. That's fine, right? Yeah, I think it's fine. I'm not cheating. I'm just... High fives for the lols.

I told you guys I kissed Guy Williams on the mouth earlier this week. That's right. That's right. I was doing it as like a gag for this video that we were filming. Oh my God, no. Don't make me kiss you. Stop. I was looking for like a joke to end the video on you, right?

Oh, Claudia has to kiss all three of us and then decide who's the best kisser. That's such good content. Just because I'm single doesn't mean you guys are. Let me finish my story about kissing Guy Williams. We're just coming up with ideas. But yes, keep going. So I said, oh, now we're going to kiss. And I thought we'd just go on the lips.

He went open mouth and like pulled my face into his face. And I have prickly stubble. His is pricklier and stubblier. And I found out what it's like to kiss a man with stubble. It's not nice. Why do women like beards so much? It is not nice kissing this. They don't. Any woman who says she likes kissing stubble is

lying. But my wife for example. They like what it looks like but it does not feel good. I can't. I've never kissed a man with a beard and went oh that was pleasant. I haven't done it since I since my grandad who had stubble. You met up with your granddad? Why did you tongue your granddad?

Was he a good tonguey? Yeah, yeah. Well, we were fucking for a while. Fair enough. It'd be weird if we were fucking and not kissing. That's true. That's a really good point. Who was top?

Way too far. You would have been top. That's way too far. I was a child. You're the one that said it. You took it. Fuck it. That's disgusting. I don't think you. I was a child. You're the one that said it. You took it. Fuck it. That's disgusting.

I don't think you said you were a child. Yeah, you did not say you were a child. That's on you. Well, I was. How do you feel about that? Fine. Were you top? Good.

Good work. Anyway, yuck. Kissing men. It's not on my bingo card. I used that right anyway back to kissing Claudia yeah let me pretend

oh lord oh Claudia's awkward dog I can't do it I'll have to write an HR report again we asked Claudia earlier this week

and tell me if you want me to shut up or they're kissing can't do it are you on the apps yet claudia no i'm not stop stop harassing claudia ella sorry no i'm not i would kiss all of us if she would if you was allowed girls i would kiss i don't think i and i'm not saying thanks babes i couldn't kiss you, Clint. What if I talk like this? Maybe much better. What if I use my woman voice?

That sounds more like your gay man voice. I don't get paid as much as the fellas. Jesus Christ. Accurate. My insurance is cheaper because technically I'm a better driver, but I actually just do less driving. You sound like Stewie from

Family Guy. I've got a blot nose but I actually just do less driving. You sound like Stewie from Family Guy. Yeah, I've got a blunt nose. Okay, okay. I've got a shelf bra. Because Clint's doing his woman voice. Let's all do our best man voices. Oh, yeah, g'day. Oh, that was good.

Yeah, that was pretty good, yeah. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hey there, mate. Hey, hi. Look at those fucking tits on that bed. Why are all men Australian?

So many cute fellas. Hear my titties and hear my face in those tits. Yeah, g'day, hi. Look at those fucking tits on that bed. Why are all men Australian? So many cute fellas. Yeah, my titties and my face and those tits. Yeah, g'day, gors. The name's Darren. Darren with a D. You know, because I've got a big cock. Big fat D. I think you mean a doc.

Sorry, I meant dick. Oh, me, Darren, I'm a carpenter. I'm a carpenter. I can knock up anything for you. Give me some two by four and a bit of concrete and I'll knock up a dick for you, tootswag. Give me a bird and I'll knock her up too. I don't think anyone's described themselves as a carpenter

since Joseph. You're a builder or a chippy, I think. Carpenter, yeah. My brother's named Jesus. He's also a carpenter. I think Sabrina describes herself that way. Sabrina, yeah My brother's name Jesus He's also a carpenter I think Sabrina Describes herself that way Sabrina yeah That's my sister Sabrina's a carpenter

Sabrina's bloody hot Haven't you seen Haven't you seen The jumpers her family wears No Or like the I've never met them Nah

Nah There was heaps of memes That went around of them Oh Yeah I actually live In the real world So You post memes on your Instagram

more than anyone I know. Can someone explain what that means to me? I'm employed. I don't get that. That's what people say. To pretend that they're not online as much as they are. Employed, what kind of trade is that? Employed,

employed. Employed? Do you know how to do joinery anyway I gotta go I've got a hot date with my grandad have a great night everybody we'll see you guys tomorrow

you didn't answer my question are you top I'm having a party a party for two grandad stop it he likes it when I do the voice hi

Zidane's brand Clint on insta facebook tiktok and live He likes it when I do the voice. Hi.