ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th July 2023

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

Last day with 4am alarms and we're absolutely stoked about it so what better to do than a celebratory call to Mumma Di for round two of the State of Origin prank... she was ropeable.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome to the Branclin After Party everybody. It's the last thing that we have to do at the end of our day. And just to give you some perspective, it's our last time doing the breakfast show. Our last 4am start was today. We've just done a breakfast show. We've just recorded a show for Sunday. We've just pre-recorded a show for Monday

because Ross has given us a day off on Monday so we can have a long weekend. To let us recover. And Ella went and got us some takeaways this morning and they mucked up our order. Ella also pointed out to me that we've had three weeks. We did Bree's honorary citizenship. We were up early every day and we had things every day

and then we had two weeks of breakfast. So this is three weeks. This is a well-earned break. Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Tiny violin. Tiny little violins playing for us. Hey, we've worked pretty hard in the last three weeks.

I'm real tired. People are like, I watched the video. You guys are drinking beers. Why'd you get up early? Someone's got to drink the beers. Somebody does have to drink the beers. Those are words to live by. We're all going to chastise Claudia for not putting the podcast up yesterday.

Yeah. Boo. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Can I just say, Claudia takes the feedback fairly personally. So thank you.

Definitely let us know if the podcast is not up there. We appreciate you letting us know, but just maybe word it in a way where you're like, hey, Claudia, I just want to give you a heads up. I know you work really hard. Maybe compliment sandwich her. No, what I need is, hi, Claudia.

Hi, Claudia. You look amazing. You look amazing. Can't see you right now. I love you. You're hot. The hottest one on the team. And you're really good

at choosing birthday meetings. Have you had a Brazilian butler? Just tell me I look hot and that you love me and then FYI. Just so you know, the podcast hasn't gone up do a leaper and those new photos that she just put up at the barbie premiere in fact don't even

say anything about the podcast just say hey claude you look hot today and then i'll be like cool i know i know that's a great idea i know what to do yeah and then people who know no yeah and then people who notice the podcast isn't up but don't want to be creepy they just won't say anything yeah and that's good that's good i like that say that i like that yeah um yeah okay um uh what's everyone doing for a long weekend anyone doing anything exciting i'm driving really far away where are you uh near kaitaia five hours north oh that is a long way away i didn't even know you could go north for five hours yeah it just keeps going and that's not even the tippity top. Oh, that's where we filmed Treasure Island. Oh, yeah, it's nice up there. Are you going to go to the lighthouse?

Nah, not too far. That's like an extra hour and a half. I'm not doing that. Are you going to Pukunui? Yeah, that's exactly where I'm going. Fuck off. That's where I lived for multiple weeks of multiple years filming Treasure Island. I've got a real friend who lives in a bus up there.

Look out for some tags around there that say Bree was here. Yeah, that'll be from me left over. Can I give you some recommendations? Oh, yes, please. Go to the Sand Dunes. That's even past up higher, like even further north. Te Paki? Yeah, amazing.

Like one of the most amazing places I've ever been. And, of course, Cape Reanga is incredible. Yeah. What's that beach called? It's called... Spirits Bay. Spirits Bay. Go to Spirits Bay.

It's amazing. If you listen to this overseas, come to New Zealand. It's beautiful. And do these things that Claudia is doing. It is one of the most beautiful parts of the country to go north. I'm so glad. South Island is amazing. And then I feel like North Island, you want to go north if you can.

Like South Island, in my opinion, is like quite different to the north, like really far north. Yeah. Just don't judge us by Auckland when you land here. Auckland's a lot of roadworks. Auckland is Auckland. Auckland is a great city. That isn't a bit of a...

No, it is a great city. It is. It is. The weather's made it a bit shit lately. You're from here, so you don't appreciate it. I'm not from Auckland. This is a great city. It is. It is. The weather's made it a bit shit lately. You're from here, so you don't appreciate it. I'm not from Auckland. This is a great city. It just isn't a bit of a shit pile at the moment.

It is, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, there's a lot of good stuff here. Beaches, bloody. Oh, yeah. I always say this about Brisbane, but I always get ripped out for it. Yeah, I'll do what Claude's doing to me.

Is it? Brisbane's awesome. Is it? Brisbane's awesome. Is it? It is. You haven't even been there. I have. You went there, you went to the airport. That doesn't count.

Ella, what are you doing with your long weekend? Oh, by the way, please don't send Claudia a message about the podcast for the next four days because there won't be a podcast for the next four days. There won't be any. We're having a four-day weekend. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, you get one on Tuesday.

Ella, what are you doing with the long weekend? Going to my grandma's batch in Whangapuraoa. Cute. 40 minutes away. A batch for our international listeners is a holiday home.

Yeah, I learned that when I moved to New Zealand. We don't call it that. What do you call it? We call it... Holiday home? Beach house? Beach house.

A beach house because most people it's not bougie if they have one of them it'll be but near the beach yeah yeah right yeah okay nice gonna do that do some puzzles and not look at my phone you're such an old woman yeah i'm gonna crochet as well it does sound fun it sounds super chill i like those weekends i just don't want to look at a screen take monopoly dealopoly Deal. Monopoly Deal is such a good one for those kind of trips. I do like it. Brie, what are you doing for the weekends? Not really much.

I'm going to relax. I've got a few things planned. I've got a friend that's over from Aussie. I'm going to catch up with her and then catch up with some friends tomorrow night. I just hang out with people, see some friends that I haven't seen for a while, and just have the time to be able to do that, which is nice. What about you? Family, matariki, get together.

Oh, that's right, that's right, yeah. Don't laugh. What dish are you bringing? Is it a potluck? Potluck, pasta salad. Oh, yeah, pasta salad. Yeah, don't ask me what to do. You're not making it. I'm not making it. Make a potato salad so much better than a pasta salad. Oh, yeah, pasta salad? Yeah. Don't ask me what to look at. You're not making it.

I'm not making it. I think a potato salad's so much better than a pasta salad. So that was the option, was potato or pasta salad. And Lucy did pasta salad because it's easier. Nah. Well, I guess they're about the same. Is it cold? Yeah.

Potato salad and pasta salad both cold. I do like a cold potato salad. Otherwise it's pasta. A hot pasta salad is just pasta. Yeah, true. All pasta is a pasta salad. Pasta salad's so freaking weird. Are we talking about like the, it's like the creamy?

Yeah, that one. I don't want any pasta that's cold unless it's a pasta salad. Yeah, it's like a mix between a pasta dish and a coleslaw. You know? It's like if pasta and coleslaw had a baby, it's pasta salad. Fuck, coleslaw. I love coleslaw, but in our family,

it's not creamy. It's just vinegar and oil. Yeah, like an Asian slaw. Which is real nice and fresh. Can you tell that we've run out of things to talk about? No, I have one more thing to say. Off that.

This better be good. Oh, I've got something to say too. Is yours worth ending the podcast on? Because if it is, I'll go first. No, no, first no no no it's not good no okay yeah good under under selling it's really not a big deal i was just gonna say off on that topic um i went to a cafe i had a salad but it was warm they gave me a hot salad yeah i don't know about a warm salad have you heard that don't know about a warm salad salad Like a leafy salad. Yeah. Ew. And it was warm because I think there was like some sort of tofu-y thing, but it shouldn't be the whole.

Yeah. You know what I find really weird? The dishes where half of it's cold, but some of it's hot. Like what's going on there? I don't mind a warm salad. What's going on there? Okay. Well, that was my bit.

My bit was- Solid Ella. That was some of the best stuff. Wait, was your bit, was your bit I had a warm salad? Was that the whole bit? I was doing something else. It was just an add-on. Oh, my gosh.

I didn't mind. I didn't mind. I added something to it. I'm going to have a tic-tac now. Whatever. A tic-tac. A tic-tac. The bit I wanted to add was actually giving you props, Ella,

for the video that you cut of the State of Origin Mumma Di prank. Oh, so good. That was fun. If you haven't watched it... It is so good. I'm quite proud of that prank that we pulled off. I really enjoyed it

when it was on the radio. Yeah, I'm real proud of it too. I think it's up there as one of the best. The video really does it justice. I like the Photoshop that I did. The Photoshop is great. Yeah, it's solid for me, mate.

Solid. Your mum is the star. Just. Come on, guys. I'd love to have a blue. If you haven't seen it, Solid from you, mate. Solid. Your mum is the star. Just. Come on, guys. I love the blues. If you haven't seen it, if you watch any of our videos in the next, like, week, go watch that video. Love you, blues.

Love you, blues. Some of my proudest work, too. Yeah. I love that. She hated it. She couldn't even speak. She was just like. I've been violated. Should we call her after?

Because the Blues won last night, her team. Oh, yeah. And send her that photo that I made. She would hate it. Oh, no. Poor mum. What time would it be? 10, 9, 8.

The 8. She should be up. She'll be on the elliptical. So no one say anything. Just play her all of the sound bites of her. Queenslander! Love you, glues. No way.

No way. No way. We're not carrying on with this again, are we? Come on, guys. I love the Blues. Oh, Brianna, that is bloody disgraceful. I love the Blues. Mum, you obviously stoked. Big win last night for your team, Mom.

Love you, Blue. Oh, shut up, Fiona. Jesus. Mom, have you seen the video of that prank on our socials yet? No, I haven't. You should avoid it. I'd avoid it. It'll just make you so angry.

Look, after last night, nothing else could make me angrier. Well, can we get a review of that game from you, actually? Yeah, I didn't see it because I had to go to bed early because we're doing breakfast. What did you think? The Blues are incredible. Oh, really? I didn't think you were going to say that.

Any other thoughts, Mum? The Blues' best team ever. Right. Oh, look, I'm really tempted to hang up, I'm telling you now. You haven't hung up yet. It's been five years. You haven't hung up yet. I'm telling you now, I'm savouring in the glory of a series win.

Yeah. But at the end of the day, you know, the Maroons took out the series, but your true loyalty lies where? Love you, Gleeson. I thought so. Brianna, Clint's already pushed the envelope. I tell you what. What did I do?

What did Clint do? He called me old the other morning. Oh. You weren't meant to hear that. You weren't meant to hear that. Wait, when? When was that? It was a slip of the tongue.

I heard it come out of my mouth and I was like, I don't mean that. I don't remember that. Yeah. Yeah. I have a dial phone. Yeah. You were saying how your mum had a rotary phone. Yeah.

And I said, I'm not surprised. I remember it verbatim because I regret saying it. You said, my mum had a rotary phone. And I said, yeah, I'm not surprised. She's very old. And you let it slide. So really, it's Bree's fault. Oh, what?

I would just like to apologise, mum and I. It wasn't even just old. We have been trying to fill air. It was very old. The last two weeks and the mornings that it got to me. I apologise. Oh, he obviously. It's going to take a bit more than that, Mum and Di, to see it.

Because that was with conviction as well. No, I know. But I'm full of shit. You should know that by now. I love that. Don't believe anything we've come down on my mouth. You're keeping him honest? I like it. See, I that by now. I love that. Don't believe anything we've come down to right now. You're keeping him honest? I like it.

See, I didn't even think twice about it. Yeah, well, that's probably, actually, that's probably worse, Brianna. All right, Mum, look at the time. We've got to go, I think. Queenslander. Look, she's like, sweet, they're hanging up on me. Oh, my. I love them blues.

Stop it, okay? She's been through enough. If you guys don't get rid of that audio, I'm going to put out a restraining order on Facebook. Oh, my God. What, are you going to send us a cease and desist? No Christmases. No egg for Claudia.

No egg for Claudia. Thanks, Mum and Dad. I love you. Love you, Mum. Love you, guys. See you. Have a great day. Bye, Mum. Oh, I fucked up, right and Dad. Love you. Love you, Mum. Love you, guys. See ya. Have a great day. Bye, Mum.

Oh, I fucked up. Oh, she was... I've never heard her so upset. She held on to that. It was two days ago. I don't think... She wasn't angry. What the hell is she doing listening?

She was disappointed. The breakfast hours. She's meant to be asleep. Oh, she's still on the phone. She's still there. Yes, I'm filthy. Filthy, you are. Filthy. She's filthy at you. I thought I got filthy. Filthy, you know. Filthy.

She's filthy, I thought I got away with it because I didn't think she would have heard it. Oh well. My bad. My bad.

She's always watching. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you back in four days with another

Brian Clint podcast. Bye guys. Bye. See ya. Love you, glutes. Zed Am's Brian Clint. Bye guys Love you Gloot