ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th June 2024

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

We heard that some super spicy noodles were getting banned overseas so we're fresh off the back of trying them. Clint has some confessions to make, and it turns out Bree does too... this is the Aqua Poo all over againSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi guys, today on the show we ate the world's spiciest ramen noodles. And my whole goal was to not get ramen sauce on my cream knit sweatshirt. I even took my jersey off and wore my embarrassing men's singlet in the video and then I instantly put my arm down, my sleeve arm down as soon as I put the jersey back on into ramen noodle sauce. Sucks to suck. No, that does suck.

I won't be mean, that sucks. That does suck. God, I hate getting stuff on my clothes. I just won't be mean That sucks That does suck God I hate getting stuff On my clothes I just can't be trusted With light coloured clothing I truly You know the sweatsuits

That we got for the movie marathon Yeah I was like Light blue I can look after this Literally every time I wear it I have to wash it

Like you have to Spray it Soap it Also you have a dog You should know better I just don't get light colour clothes anymore Yeah it's the pants that are a problem for him My dogs ruin everything

Yes Not yesterday Day before So our dogs are toilet trained And I don't think they They use the toilet? Yeah That's amazing

That's amazing No they obviously go outside But they rarely have an accident Like I think the last time One of our dogs had an accident inside was maybe. When they ate the chilli plant? Yeah, which was like a year and a half ago. You know, a long time ago. Anyway, I get home the other night and my partner's like,

Meryl's jumped up on the bed and wet the bed. And I went, what? And she's like, but I don't know if she did or she was just licking herself and it's caused a bit of a wet patch on the bed and i went what and she's like but i don't know if she did or she was just licking herself and it's caused a bit of a wet patch on the bed and i walked into the room and it was the biggest fucking wet patch you've ever seen and i was like are you serious of course that is a wee your partner pissed the bed while you went home and she's blaming the dog that's what i think so this this wee right the wee was so big that it went through. That can't come out of a dog.

It went through the duvet cover, through the duvet, onto the top sheet, through the top sheet. Which you were opposed to that top sheet, by the way. I was. I bet you're glad it was there now. I was. Onto the top sheet, through the top sheet, down onto the bottom sheet, down onto the mattress protector,

and the mattress protector stopped it before it got to the mattress because it's obviously waterproof. A mattress protector. Oh, that's a lot of pain. So we had to wash mattress protector, bottom sheet, top sheet, the full duvet and the full duvet cover. Do you know how long that takes? And your partner's pyjamas.

And those. And your dog. And my dog. No, the dog. Oh, you think it was the dog. No, Clint's saying it was my partner. Well, the dog was probably lying in it. Oh, God, what a freaking shitstorm.

When's the last time you wet the bed? I don't remember. It was bed? I remember I don't remember It was that long ago I don't remember I definitely have done it as an adult Have you? Yeah drinking What?

Really? What? Like get so drunk you pee the bed What? Men have a tendency to do that Like my sister's now husband But it was They were dating

And he was living at my parents house with my sister it's called fire trucking but this was like one of the early early times that he stayed at my parents house with my sister and he went to bed can I just say I made it sound like I used to do it all the time I didn't it just has happened

see I didn't think that you did but now that you're saying this it makes me think that you did nah like two that you're saying this, it makes me think that you did. Nah, like two or three times. Two or three times? Over a 15-year period? As an adult. Come on.

When's the last time you wet the bed? As a child. Does it count if I fell asleep with a glass of water in my hand and it tipped? It doesn't count if you're a child. Then I've never wet the bed. I shit my pants. That was a loaded question then, you bitch. I shit my pants like 10 years ago.

When? Why? As a 20-something year old. When? Oh my gosh, Greg. I went out for a big night out. No, no, when did we ask? Oh, I've done it again.

You've done it again. Why are you volunteering these stories? I just wanted to be involved. You shat the bed. No, not the bed. I passed out on the bathroom floor. Wait, were you doing a kind thing and trying to make me feel better? Yes.

Oh, okay. And then you bloody are ripping into me. Well, I can help you out. Hi, I'm Bree. I shat the bed. And the ocean. Everyone was going for you, so I was like, oh, take some heat off quick, and then you came for me. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

It's a force of habit. No one wants to tell you about the time she shit herself. No, the last time I peed my bed was when I was, I can't remember, but it was when I remembered, you know, like so old enough, and it was the last time I thought to myself, I'm never going to pee in the bed again. I'm going to do it. So I purposely did'm never gonna pee in the bed again i'm going to do it so i purposely did it to pee in the bed holy shit these stories are so weird wait if

wait if there's time tomorrow on the podcast can you tell us that story again because shit on you were you an adult or a child like a 10 year old a kid. Great. So I'm the only adult who pissed the bed. Fuck. Yeah, Clint. You... It could be worse. You could have shit yourself. Yeah, true.

And you shit yourself. Or tell a really boring story apparently. It's not boring. It's weird. Voluntarily pissing the bed. Wait. You voluntarily pissed it?

You missed it. You missed it. She said, this is my last chance to piss the bed. This is the last time I... So I peed the bed. Mate, are you in therapy?

Because you need to go. Not anymore. Do I need to go back? You need to go back. She's already graduated. You guys share shit stuff and then we all go, ah! It's my turn. No?

No, no, keep sharing. Keep sharing. No, no, it's good to share. This is like free therapy. I probably share as a problem halved. Quarter it is. Guys, I've got to go home and look after my children. Go, go.

Clint, what are you going to do? Do you know how to do this? Is it your first time ever? They won't even be awake. They would all be asleep by the time you get home. Yeah, if I look after my children, I've got to go and watch Sopranos

while they're asleep. Yeah. It's a good deal, eh? Have fun shitting in the morning. I'm going to look after my own children, thanks, Claudia. You're welcome. I mean... I look after you own children Thanks Claudia You're welcome I look after you lot

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