ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th June 2025

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. Claudia, can you stick this at the front? Yeah. Hi guys, this is a strong language warning for this episode of The Afterparty. And don't forget to like and subscribe. It really helps us. If you can go and do that. Ross, I was going to say that.

I'm having a party A party for two Guys, it's almost Claudia's birthday Ooh, what are we gonna get her? Who knows? We already know what we're getting you A bunch in a mouth Is it your presents at my birthday party? Is that what you'd like for your birthday?

Yeah, that's all I want Well, I would have been there but I got told last minute, and I it was not last It was just later than everyone else. It was pretty last minute. Yeah, I mean everyone else was last minute, too There you go, I think the thing is Is that like we all assumed that would be there like you assume you don't have to invite us We just yeah, you know you have to invite us. We just, yeah. And she's gone without saying it. Well no, you have to know that it's on.

You have to know that the whole thing is, you have to know that something's happening to be there. I really wanna know what you thought we were talking about on Monday. She wouldn't have been listening. I feel like you were there though, cause I made a comment about how Clint wasn't at my 30th and Brie, you were like,

yeah Clint, yeah. And I'm like, where do you think this came from? Stop trying to make this about Brie. Yeah, stop trying. Hey, stop trying to put the blame on me. This is victim blaming. Putting the blame on me. You're lucky it's your birthday, okay?

You're lucky it's my birthday. What are you doing on Sunday, your birthday? Don't know. Is this your 32nd birthday? Wouldn't you like to know? Yeah, that's what I asked. Yes it is. Oh.

Nice. 32, such a nothing age. Oh. No that's what I asked. Yes it is. Whoa. Nice. 32 is such a nothing age. Oh. No, 32, I wish I could go back. 32 was stolen from me. Why? COVID? Yeah.

COVID stolen years. Yeah, but boo hoo. Like I said, nothing age. I would still my 21st. I missed 27. See, 21st. Thank you. You have my sympathy.

Thank you. 32. Yeah. 32 is way better than 21st. What? Yeah. Nah. I would take 32 in a heartbeat over being 21 again.

21's. All right. You have no money. No. No prospects. No, no common sense. No self-worth. Yep.

No facial hair. Excuse me, guys. I've got a question. I have a question I'll be waiting to ask on the podcast intro. Oh good Is it oh my gosh for fucks sake or is it? For fuck sake the second one the first one Interchangeable it's for the sake of fucks. Yeah, it's like so it's for fucks sake for fuck sake Yeah, I think I say for fuck sake. Yeah, it's like for god's sake. So it's for fucks sake. For fucks sake.

I think I say for fucks sake. And Ella you say for fucks sake. For fucks sake. I think the S's just slide into each other pretty nicely. Yeah I know but in your mind where is the S? Is there two S's there or is there only one on sake? For fucks sake. Yeah the second one for fucks sake.

Sorry for swearing kiddies. Sorry Ella's swe. Oh, for fuck's sake. Yeah, the second one, for fuck's sake. Sorry for swearing, kitties. Yeah, sorry, Ella's swearing. Such a good one to say, though. Like, it just makes you feel, oh, for fuck's sake. Brody Kane, I saw, has recently started replying to people who post unwanted shit on her content, simply with, fuck off. I like her.

And she talked about how underused it is and how sort of definitive it is. You know what's better than Fuck Off though? Get fucked. Fuck up. Oh, fuck up is it? Yeah. Fuck up is like the premium creme de la creme.

I agree, yeah, I agree. Like fuck up. Claudia, can you stick this at the front? Yeah. Hi guys, this is a strong language warning for this episode of The After Party. And don't forget to like and subscribe. It really helps us.

If you can go and do that. Ross, I was gonna say that. That would be fantastic. Okay, cool, put that at the front and also leave it here so it doesn't seem weird. Will do. Fucking oath. This podcast fuck-o'd, guys.

Shit, yeah. I said to Ryan the other day. Oh, hey, Ella, fuck up. Oh, fuck out guys shit. Yeah, I'd see to Ryan the other day. Oh Ella fuck up. Oh fuck off. I see I get fucked Claudia. I see for goodness sake I like I want to bring that back That's not what we're talking about Give me so annoyed literally talking about interesting sayings. Blew a huge thing of snot out of my nose. That's karma.

That's fucking karma, you bitch head. You bitch head. You bitch head, I don't mind. You get that snot rag. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Ew, look at the snot. Oh, everyone look at Clint.

Oh, I just washed this too. Yuck. Are you gagging? Yeah. Oh my God, you actually. Well, I literally said smash this too. Yuck. Are you gagging? Yeah. Oh my god you actually... Well I literally said don't look. I know and I didn't listen.

I literally said don't look. I didn't listen. You bunch of monkeys. What's happening guys? Look at you all idiots. Claudia. Yes. Are you...

No. I mean maybe. Are you gonna have birthday sex? That was where I was going. Really? Are you gonna get on the smash at your party? I haven't invited anyone. Should I bring one of my high friends?

I mean on the boat. Are you gonna get Licked Up? Oh yeah, I'm gonna get Licked Up. Should I bring that friend that you like to make a meeting? And then I'm gonna drink. And then you're gonna lick someone up. She's not guys, she's not. Nah.

Okay. Mm. Nevermind. Okay. Well I'm excited to get lit with Claudia. Yeah, just you and. Nah. Okay. Mm. Nevermind. Okay. Well I'm excited to get lit with Claudia. Yeah, just you and me else. Yeah, woohoo. No one else.

Ryan's gonna help my mum with the youth group Bible smuggling. What? That might be the lamest thing. That might be the lamest sentence I've ever heard. Holy shit balls. Yeah. What?

Do we wanna know? How do they get them up their bum? In the car, Brianna. Isn't that a sin? Isn't that a sin? They're slugging like you bibles are. With the help of the Holy Spirit, is how they do. Christ compels you.

Oh, you guys suck. Peace be with you. Yeah, well that's what Ryan's doing, so see you there. So what are you guys doing? You know, he knows he already married you eh, he doesn't have to keep buttering your mum up. No, he knows. It's just mum doesn't have a husband to look after her

and help her with these things. Oh wait, it bring down the mood. Yeah, fucking buzzkill from LA. Yeah, fucking buzzkill. Got him. Thanks, Claudia. I'll see you guys at the party. Okay cool, yeah.

Wrap it up please. Nah, love you. Love you, see you there. I'm so sweaty. I feel like shit all week. Can we go home? Who is the worst B.O.? I think it's me. It was me yesterday. Was it? Did you have a bad B.O. yesterday?

I think I skipped my role. Let me smell myself. I've got double shirts on today. I smell good. I smell good. Oh I smell good. Nah. Can you smell it? Do you want to smell it? I smell okay.

Alright, alright, alright. It's time to go. See you guys later. I'm having a party. A party for two. Oh get fucked. Penis. Fuck off.

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