ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th March 2024

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

Bree is broadcasting live from a secret location and we're talking all things advertising and upper lip sweat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome to the After Party. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint After Party where on the podcast, not the After Party, you will today find out what the thing is that I said on yesterday's podcast that I have done, that Bree wants to do, and without ruining it so that people who listen to the other one get to find out, what did you think of the thing that I did? I am very jealous yeah i was very surprised jealous yeah yeah yeah i know brie wants to do it would you do it claudia uh i would try it but i don't know if i would continue it changes your life try anything once you know

have you done it yeah parts of me are especially jealous. Yeah. It was fun. It involves a moist downstairs. That's all I'll say. Oh my gosh. Yeah, and it's not a swamp ass like I get. Like a sweaty ass? My friend gets that. Swamp ass, yeah. That? I'm a

I'm an undercarriage sweater. I'm not afraid to say it. I'll come out and say it these days. A head sweater and an undercarriage sweater. I'm not afraid to say it. I'll come out and say it these days. A head sweater and an undercarriage sweater. Maybe you need better undies. Maybe you need a more breathable underpant. Well, I got some good advice today from someone about face sweating. Do you guys want the advice?

Yes, please. So I got the advice because I was talking to someone today and I was like, oh, my face, you know, I'm wearing makeup and it gets sweaty. And they told me, chuck a bit of 3B cream on your face. 3B? You know the ad? Is that the chafing stuff? Yes.

You know the ad where it was like the boobies crying because they're sweaty? Oh, I'm in with it. Neat. 3B. The song went, do we have to sweat and suffer all day? Oh, I thought it was, Do we have to suffer and cry the whole day through? Oh, that might be it.

Yeah, that might be it. Is that a Universal thing or is that just like a Oceania thing? I think it might be New Zealand and Australia. But the ad was so... It was creepy. Actually, it's the shittest ad ever. Like, it's so low budget. But because we all watch the same ads so many times as kids,

it's, like, burnt into our memory. I think about that a bit. There's not going to be an ad that does that again. Ads these days come and go. And ads are arguably better than they've ever been now, some of them, like the Super Bowl commercials and that. Yeah. But the Super Bowl commercials and that. Yeah. But the Super Bowl commercials are an anomaly.

Like, it's very rare that I watch an ad and I go, shit, that was a good ad. Now, if you see an ad, like, you just accepted ads when you were a kid. You're like, cool, I watch a TV show. There'll be 23 minutes of TV show and seven minutes of ads. That's what I accept. Now, if you're watching a YouTube video or anything and you see a single ad, you're like, I hate this and I hate the company who made the ad and I will never buy a product from You have to sit through the five seconds before you can skip it and you're like, I'm not even

going to look at it. Five seconds. Isn't it funny to realise that, you know, say a movie goes for an hour and a half. If you're watching it, you know, with ads, it's a lot longer than that. Yeah. Yeah. But the concept of watching a movie with ads now is so foreign to me because we're all just used to watching them on streamers

right yeah i quite like having the ads because it gave you a moment to like leave it's true heat something up in the microwave little intermissions and then the best part is like when you are still in the kitchen and you hear everyone go, it's on! And you have to sprint back. We can't pause it. Good times. I have a huge box. Ella, you weren't there. Don't lie. I had a little bit of my childhood like that. Ella, an ad is like a short clip.

The ad that made me angry was the Big Safe Furniture one. It's Lily from Big Safe Furniture. Lily from Big Safe. I've ordered too many beds. Did you see Big Safe Furniture's TikTok video, it's Lily from Big Save Furniture. Lily from Big Save. I've ordered too many beds. Did you see Big Save Furniture's TikTok video? Direct thing to bring it back. Yeah.

They released a snippet of it on TikTok and they said 10,000 likes or we will re-release the Lily from Big Save ads. Awful. Did you see? I wonder where she is now. Lily. Yeah. Hopefully she's sold all those beds.

She's probably in the room with all the mattresses. Yeah. Jumping on the stool. She's asleep. Dad left me in charge and I've ordered too many beads. There was a great ad, which it's not great because I don't remember who it was for, but it was during the Oscars and they were placed after the Best Director ad. A slot.

So they were their first ad after the Best Director. God, it sounds like you said Best Director this. Yeah. Best what? Best E-Rector. Best E-Rector. In my director. In my immature brain.

Best E-Rection. And then there was a Pfizer commercial directly after that. Best what? Best erector. Best erector. Best director. In my immature brain. Best erection. And then there was a Pfizer commercial directly after that. It was some sort of drink company. And because Greta Gerwig got snubbed, they kind of did a little tongue-in-cheek moment where they were like, congratulations to all the Greta directors. And then backspace Greta. And then we're like, oh, sorry, great. All the great directors.

Oh, that's good. That's funny. It was for a drink company. I don't remember who it was for. I like ads that are a nod to some drama. Yeah. Cheeky. I just like ads that are smart.

I have a huge box of VHS tapes that got delivered to my house by my mum recently. Because she's downsizing. Pornos? Nah. Nice. Like all the videos we used to watch as kids but most of them were taped off tv so these yeah these videos and i have got a vhs player too i've got a video player i just don't have it hooked up but it will have all the ads from the time so we've got like jurassic park taped off tv

but there'll be ads from the year 2000 in there you know that's a sign that you guys were rich. Why? Because we had a VCR? No, that could record off TV. That was like the up model. No, it wasn't. Yeah, it was. No, it wasn't. Not in the 90s and 2000s, it wasn't. I'm telling you, I remember specifically because our family

could not afford one and my nan and pa had one. They would have had one from the fucking 70s or 80s. And I had to call up my nan and pa had one and I'd have to call up They would have had one from the fucking 70s or 80s and I had to call up my nan and pa every time Anna Kournikova was playing tennis

because I wanted her to record it I used to record like cartoons that were on too late for me to watch but we had this video that I taped over

I didn't realise it was the video of me as a kid meeting the Dalai Lama What? How have we never heard that story? And I taped over it.

Oh, put it on the sheet for tomorrow. What did your parents tape over? A little brag. I'm writing it down. He came to my primary school. It was really weird. What got taped over? What the hell?

Are you sure it wasn't an impersonator? It could have just been a man in like an orange robe. Was it the Dalai Lama? Because I told my mum that the Pope came to my Catholic school, but it was the local bishop. No, I'm pretty sure it was the Dalai Lama. Because mum was very like, what have you done?

When she found out that I taped over it. Well, it's been recorded over. I just wanted to watch anime, okay? I used to... Oh, wow. I used to... I figured out how to program the VCR and we weren't allowed to watch South Park

because it was on too late and it was too naughty. But I was able to set the VCR, and we weren't allowed to watch South Park because it was on too late and it was too naughty, but I was able to set the VCR to start recording after I'd gone to bed, and then there was a tape there of South Park that I could watch when my parents weren't home. Smart. That was like hacking the system. That was a 90s, 2000s version of, yeah.

I guess they'll never know. I guess they'll never know. Don't get me started on Sky One at Midnight. What's that? Yeah, what's that? What was on there? Sky One at Midnight? I'll never know. I guess they'll never know. Don't get me started on Sky One at Midnight. What's that? Yeah, what's that? What was on there? Sky One at Midnight. I don't know.

South Park? Like, I never, we were never allowed to watch that. And we never had pay TV, so we couldn't watch it. But I watched a couple of episodes, like, when I became an adult. Holy shit, it is full on. Yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised. The episode I watched was the Paris, I think it was a Paris Hilton episode

and they were obviously making fun of how much of, and like this is their words, how much of a SLUT she was. And there was parts where she was like jumping on people and swallowing them into her vagina.

Oh, my God. Like, that's the episode. Yeah, that's so off. They're very clever. There would have been, like, a twist to it somehow. How are you going to twist that so it's all right? Like, Paris Hilton, yes, she was a party girl, but no one deserves that.

Will they give Oprah's vagina a voice? No. What? Shocking. See, I don't mind that. That seems quite funny. They wouldn't fly if they made it today, eh? No way.

They do, but it's still going. Is it still going? It's still going, yeah. It'd be the PC version. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to watch it. Let's get out of here, everybody. Let's get out of here. Brie's in a secret location location She's got to go and do secret business at a secret location

And I have to do my business In the secret business toilet And I've got to go and use that secret machine That I told you that I've been using And I'm going to go watch cartoons Bye Bye I think she swallowed Donald Trump.