ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th March 2025

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

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The ZM Podcast Network. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me half to go. Hi everybody, welcome to the after party where you'll be impressed by this Brie What? Tonight, I'm cooking dinner for my wife How long have I told you? Do you know how to do that?

To just one time You're not cooking her that crap you've been eating Do not boil chicken in water Do not cook her that Don't boil chicken It's poached chicken, thank you very much And I'm not making her that. Is it poached

ham? What are you making? I'm making her a salmon fillet. Ooh, that sounds nice. Okay. With a paprika glaze thing that I found, which works quite well. Lovely. That's good. And I don't know, probably some spinach. You're not doing that dishwasher hack, are you? Can I suggest? No,

in the air fryer. Oh. Can I suggest something for you to make? Yep If you can find broccolini that would go really well So it's not unseasoned I tried to get broccolini in the shopping Well pak choy would also go super well with salmon It's not that hard I don't have it

I'd have to go to the supermarket for that Well why didn't you think Why didn't you think about this when you're cooking a whole meal? You need to think about the whole meal. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think about the protein and then some shit on the side. That's how I eat. Oh, my God.

Protein and shit on the side. Some roughage. Oh, God. Roughage is such a good word. But anyway, wish me luck. Good luck. Are you cooking it in the air fryer? Good luck.

Yeah. Yeah. Salmon fillets in the air fryer. Pretty easy. Phenomen luck. Yeah. Salmon fillets in the air fryer. Pretty easy. Phenomenal. You know, I don't think I'm ever going to be an air fryer owner or enthusiast. Like I said, I did a toasted sandwich in there the other day. That's what all air fryer-less people say.

Well, just use your toasting machine. I only have a Jaffel machine, though. I don't have a flat toasty iron. Can you reinvigor though. I don't have it like a flat toasty iron. Can you reinvigorate? I don't say reheat. I say reinvigorate pizza in a toasty machine. Yes, you can. I'm not going to lie.

You just microwave it a little bit, and then you put it just the base, and you leave the lid up, and you just cook the base again. Delish. Two appliances when you could just use the air fryer. Or just eat it from the microwave. The air fryer cooks the best hash browns in the least amount of time. Put them in the toaster. The air fryer. That is a fire hazard.

Yeah, but you just put the fire out. Air fryer's great, Claude. Air fryer. Last night I had sausages and chips for dinner. And it was all done in the end. And eggplant, which I know you hate, but I had some eggplant chips. Yum. All done in the air fryer.

It just doesn't sound yum. Eggplant chips? Why would you ruin chips? Because I had potato chips as well. How about I'll lay down a challenge that will benefit only me. We feed you from an air fryer? Yeah, cook me a meal from the air fryer. No, because you're vegetarian.

Yeah, it makes it hard and boring. Oh, boo hoo. Fine, bring some hash browns in, cook them in the air fryer and I'll be the judge just on the hash browns. You know what we should do? We should cook hash browns in the air fryer and the oven

and the toaster and then she has to tell us which is which. And the toasted sandwich machine. You put them in there they're really good. See I could literally

cook anything in a toasty machine. Air fryers people are so annoying. Yeah. Sorry. There's one in the office here and I just I've used itless people are so annoying. Yeah. They're like, I don't get it. There's one in the office here and I just,

I've used it and I'm like, eh. Yeah, people went ham on that for ages. Don't use that thing. The office air fryer. There's someone who works in this building

who's quite famous actually. Jeremy. No, I wasn't going to name them and it wasn't Jeremy. Oh, okay. Cooked an enormous bratwurst sausage on the toing machine.

Whoa, boy. Big curly sausage. Why? The spiral one? Yeah, and didn't clean it up. Oh. Yeah. Faux pas.

And the work one. Yeah. I'm going to hunt him down. Who was it? Name and shame. Name and shame. Who was it? It wasn't Sam Wallace.

Well, good that it wasn't him. It's good that it wasn't. It's good that it wasn't Sam Wallace, the winner of season one of Celebrity Treasure Island. Super ripped dad, Sam Wallace. And co-host over at Coast. Protein enthusiast, Sam Wallace. New proud owner of his free pool, Sam Wallace.

Fuck, I saw that today. He got a free pool. Awesome, hey. I know I get some good free things by my Instagram. He got an entire pool. What the hell? I've never been so jealous. He did a good job with the content though. He did an incredible job.

I said to him, I was like, who's making this content for you? And he goes, I'm doing it all. It's very impressive. And I said, wow, it's really good. He's got a TV background. He's done a lot of TV, but he's putting it to good use. And that use is getting himself a free pool. He deserved that

free pool. That's badass. Talking about free things, can we get some free headphones? I broke Claudia's. She threw my headphones on the ground. No, I didn't throw them. No, the lock has gone in full again because people chuck things in there. I'll take responsibility. I got Claude's headphones

and they fell out. Just because I filled the locker with four bags of chips. Yeah, you can have mine. Yours are shit. Yeah. Yeah. Claudia is a much nicer.

They were my personal headphones. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Do you want headphones for your birthday? Yeah, can you get us some? Yeah. When's your birthday? It's a shit birthday present.

It's something that you need for work. And we're like, it can be your present. Wait, you got free headphones through the radio? Yeah, can you get free headphones for Claude? When's Claudia's birthday, Clint? Don't tell her. May. May what?

It's not May. Oh, yes! It's not May. I don't care when in May, as long as I got the month. It's not May. It's June. Yeah, yeah. June 15th. May is when I start got the month. It's not May. It's June. June 15.

May is when I start getting ready for Claudia's birthday. Yeah. Which is in June. Yeah. I start mentally, physically and emotionally preparing for Claudia's birthday.

And when's Ella's birthday? Ella's birthday. Come on, I go on and on about it. I know this one. Ella's birthday is after her wedding. Shut up.

You're not doing a bit. Come on. Give me the month. No idea. You don't doing a bit. Come on. Give me the month. No idea. You don't know the month. It'll be in my calendar. Oh, fuck. What?

I don't know Clint's birthday. That's shocking to me. Clint's birthday is February 1st. I always think it's February 3rd. That's because I'm January 3rd. So it confuses you. Yeah. Ella's is October 30th.

Yeah, asshole. She's a Sagittarius. I'm a Scorpio. She's a Scorpio. Took a stab. You're not in my calendar. That's even more. We're all solving the wound.

You don't want to admit that out loud. The wedding present you're going to get me, Clint, is going up and up at this rate. Fuck, so we have a freaking Scorpio and Gemini running this show. No wonder it's bloody chaos in here. Really good. It's actually a great show.

Yeah. Like, you guys are killing it. You needed our energy. You're welcome. Despite. Despite having a Scorpio and a Gemini at the helm. Hey, hey. What?

Can I say thank you to the people who did what I asked yesterday and went and followed our Instagram account? It's noticeable. Yeah, people actually did. We got a bump. That was so nice. We got a bump. And like I said, all will be revealed.

We also got more followers on Instagram. All will be revealed. But if you haven't and you're willing, at Bree and Clint on Instagram, it would be a big help for us, particularly at the moment. And while you're there, I'm at producer Claude. You won't get much back, but it'll benefit me. If you know of anyone who owns headphones.

And if you're a pool company. I'll have a gator. I would love a pool. Willing to make content. My mum's backyard would need a pool. I don't have anywhere to put one. No, we're not whoring ourselves out for your mum's backyard. I will whore myself out for my mum's backyard. I will. mum's backyard. I will whore myself out for my mum's backyard.

I will. She deserves it. I'd whore myself out for your mum. No, you're about to move out of there. Yeah, she deserves a nice big poo. Yeah, for putting up with Ella for this long. Guys, this is erratic. You're erratic.

Or erotic. You choose. I'm going to leave. But I don't want to stop you guys. No, I'm going to leave. Okay, sweet. Five, six, five, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

You can take me hard to go. It's just Claude and I now. Yeah. No way. Aw. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.