ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th May 2024
Episode Date: May 13, 2024Bree is trying to catch-up on some missed sleep from 3 days away, and we've revived an old favourite game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Afterparty in the afterparty.
Afterparty in the afterparty.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Afterparty.
That's right.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What is up?
We're just gearing up for this binge-a-thon and Bree's come into the week extremely tired,
which is very helpful.
Yeah, it's not good, eh?
Yeah.
If you haven't kept up, we're watching movies for 24 hours
from 5 p.m. Thursday till 5 p.m. Friday,
and everyone's like, 24 hours, that's fine.
But then I realised that we've got to get up and drive
three hours down there that day first.
It's a whole day.
It's a whole day.
A whole day of work.
So how many hours of being awake will it be? No, don't do it.
It'll be 24 plus probably 12, so 36 hours.
That's a long time.
Do you want us to build in?
It's longer than I've ever been awake is the only thing.
Ever?
Yeah, ever.
Really?
You could nap before the show.
Or you could have, you know, the ideal length of a nap apparently is 20 minutes.
We could give you a 20-minute window at like 1 a.m.
I could go do a transcendental meditation for 20 minutes.
Yeah, while we set up the next film.
Give it a whirl.
Pop some new popcorn and then, you know, nudge you on the shoulder.
What is the plan for popcorn?
What is our plan for popcorn?
Unlimited.
Popcorn is the plan.
Yeah, hot popcorn or shell popcorn?
I was thinking those little baggies that you buy from the supermarket.
You pop them hot.
You've got to pop them hot.
Yeah.
It's got to be hot popcorn.
Oh, I love it.
You want to bloody ration the popcorn, though.
It's very salty.
It is.
It will make you very dehydrated.
Try you out.
What's your favourite movie snack, then?
I like popcorn with Maltesers in the popcorn.
So you get that salty sweet.
Yep, delicious.
And then I also like a choc-top to stick into the popcorn
so the popcorn sticks to the ice cream.
Bite the top off the choc-top and then stick it straight in the ice cream.
Yeah, that sounds nice.
Yeah.
I like a butter chicken.
You weirdo.
I was about to say, and a filet mignon.
Have you guys ever done that, taking a butter chicken i was about to say in a filet mignon oh have you guys never done that taking a butter chicken into the movies no i'll do it with you hell yeah let's do it all right should
we do it while we watch um the best marigold hotel or something yeah or i've seen that have you seen
have you seen millionaire i've seen it have you seen lion i've seen it oh such a good way to pick
the three movies i've seen maybe Have you seen The 100 Foot Journey?
No.
You haven't seen The 100 Foot Journey?
No.
So good.
I haven't seen that either.
Oh my God, so good.
You'd love it.
Oh shit, I'm tired.
Me too.
What's wrong with me?
I'm so tired.
The show was like three days ago as well.
I know.
Yeah, I'm still recovering too.
What did you do on Saturday night?
Nothing. I stayed at home and watched Clarkson's too. What did you do on Saturday night? Nothing.
I stayed at home and watched Clarkson's Farm.
And what did you do last night?
Nothing.
This movie thing's going to destroy you.
Oh, I know.
This is what you're like after a 3 a.m. night.
Jesus.
Watching Mel C.
That was a long day.
Yeah, and you did do a lot that day.
I did, yeah.
How was your comedy?
Yeah, it you did do a lot that day. I did, yeah. How was your comedy? Yeah, it was not bad.
I always find it so intimidating when I'm the only non-comedian
with all the other comedians.
No, not though.
You need to stop viewing yourself as that.
No, but only by title.
It's so annoying.
But anyway, it was fun.
You know what I told myself?
Because it was like a panel thing, so you didn't have to do any prep.
It wasn't like stand-up or anything.
Oh, that's good.
And everyone involved was so funny.
And I was just kind of like, I'm just going to picture this like it's radio.
Yeah.
And you just go in there and if you, you know, just talk normally.
Oh my God, whose body did you put my head on?
Becky.
Becky?
Yeah.
Sounds hot.
Becky Hill?
She got good hair?
Or Becky G?
Becky Umbers.
She's very funny.
Becky G singing in the shower.
Yeah. So Brinley Stent. Becky G singing in the shower. Yeah.
Me and, so Brinley Stent and I were both on the panel.
Oh, did you say hi?
And I said to Brinley, I said to Brinley, I was like,
you walk out when she announces my name and I'll walk out when she announces my name.
Yeah, that's good.
That's classic.
That's a good gag.
Good gag.
It happened to me.
I told you guys, hey, at the airport where this woman talked to me for ages.
And she's like, oh my God, I loved every comedy show of yours i'm gonna buy tickets and i was like
oh this woman thinks i'm brinley stent that just reminded me of a game that we used to play on the
show that i quite enjoyed but we stopped playing what game the um fame name game where i would say
brad and we had to try and say the celebrity that came to mind
who was the most famous.
Brad?
Was the idea of the game to get the same ones?
Or I'd go –
Yeah, yeah.
Someone had to name two, wasn't it?
Or was that the different game?
Oh, you had to name two celebrities with that name.
Is that how it worked?
That was the name game.
So you go three, two, one, and then you all go Brad Pitt.
Wasn't that Who Do You Think They Are?
No.
Oh, yeah, that was Who...
No?
No, that's different.
No, how did that game go?
Who Do You Think They Are, you would name a movie character like Batman.
No, no, no, no.
You'd name an actor and we'd name the film.
Yeah, the character.
Who do you know them from?
Yeah.
This was the name game.
Wait, so how did this work?
So this one I would say
Give me a famous
Julia
Oh, yeah, right
And then you go three, two, one
Roberts
Style
Yes, I was trying to say that
It's that
Yeah
And then how does it work?
What was the goal?
Maybe this is why the game never lasts
Is this the one that
We played when I was here
And the first person to name two people with that name?
That was it.
You had to name two.
Oh, right.
Okay, let's play.
Okay.
I'm looking for a famous Aaron.
Three, two, one.
Aaron Taylor Johnson.
Who the hell is that?
It's one to Claudia and one to Ella.
Aaron Hernandez, even though he was a murderer.
Yeah, famous as.
Carter, Aaron Carter.
Oh, Claudia won.
I'm looking for a famous Jennifer.
Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston.
Oh, shit, Ella got it.
Aniston, oh.
I'm looking for a famous Mike.
Mike.
Mike.
Oh, Mike. I thought Tyson. Mike. Mike.
Oh, Mike.
I thought Ella got it.
No, I thought I said Mike Tyson.
Oh, so everyone's got one?
Mike.
Mike.
Mike McRoberts.
Mike Tyson.
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson.
That's not Mike.
Yeah, well.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Oh, I thought of so many Michaels.
Yeah, I was thinking Mike.
You can have Michael for Mike.
Oh, that's bullshit. Yeah, this is bullshit. This game sucks. No wonder we got rid of it. Michaels. Yeah, I was thinking Mike. You can have Michael for Mike. Oh, that's bullshit.
Yeah, this is bullshit.
This game sucks.
No wonder we got rid of it.
Again, again, again.
I'm looking for a famous Debra.
Debra Messing.
Yeah, she's good.
Oh, I didn't think you'd get any.
Definitely Furness.
Oh, shit.
Yep, we've got one each.
Debra.
Debra Bounce from Hacks.
Debra the Zebra.
Debra the Zebra.
Someone's Aunt Deb.
Debra. Someone's Aunt Deb. Deborah.
I feel like Clint and I have similar humour sometimes.
Deborah the Zebra.
Can I say a Debbie?
Debbie Downer.
Famous Deborah.
Debbie Downer.
I'm going to give it to Brie.
Yes.
Maybe this game needs to come back.
Oh, I remember why it went away.
I ran out of names. Yeah. You get to a point where there's not enough names
I've still got the spreadsheet somewhere
It was
There's not all that many famous people
With different names
Emma
Stone and Watson
Emily Blunt
That was good
That's the game
And that's the game
I'm going to go home for a nap
Okay you go home for a nap
I'll go home and
Rub one out
Yeah that'll help you sleep
Are you going to do any more painting?
That's what I meant
You couldn't ask that after she said rub one out
No that's what I was implying
That's what painting
That's what you say for painting isn't it?
Roll one out wouldn't it? You roll one out, wouldn't it?
True.
Roll one out.
How great is that saying?
Roll one out.
I don't get that.
You know, where did I see it?
Where did I see it the other day?
Rub one out is technically unisex too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
Roll?
Are you rolling on the ground?
No, the paint roller. Oh, yeah. Roll? Are you rolling on the ground? No, the paint roller.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
Another great saying?
Would someone name another great saying?
Because that's a great one.
May the odds be in your favour.
No, you're missing the point.
You're missing the point.
I like it when someone describes a situation that's strange
and someone goes, ooh, challenging wank.
What? Yeah, that's strange and someone goes, oh, challenging wank. What?
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Alright, let's fuck off. See you later. Bye guys.
I've lost the sting.
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It's after party, it's after party.
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