ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th November 2023

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

Welcome back to Clint, from Clint. The sexy dream saga continues! If you missed it, Bree had a very sexy dream about someone here at ZM and now it's her job to tell that person about it. But it's not going smoothly. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome back to me, to the podcast. Welcome yourself back. And welcome you guys to the podcast, obviously. I've stepped into an incredibly awkward situation. It's getting more and more awkward as the days go by. Where Bree has outed herself as a workplace pervert. Excuse me!

I am not! She's having highly sexualised thoughts about Hayley's spot. No, it's not thoughts! Very different. I had a dream. Very different to me sitting here going, oh, Hayley's a bit of alright. I had a dream. Very different to me sitting here going, oh, Hayley's a bit of all right. I had a dream. What is a dream if not thoughts? Well, it's not. It's your subconscious.

Oh, okay. Which is different to your conscious. But I have thoughts that I can't control. See, I mean, we may have found the real pervert. You know when a thought comes into your head and you're like, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out. You've just outed yourself. And the more you try and get the thought out of your head, the stronger the thought is.

Like your mum naked? Your brain's like, ah, motherfucker, you don't want to think about this? That's all we're going to think about. The next time you end your garden, you're going to think about your mum naked. Oh my God, Brian. Well, no, I won't.

You are. I'm going to think about your mum naked. Oh, what? So it's are. I'm thinking about your mum naked. Oh, what? So it's okay for her to talk about my mum, but it's not okay for me to talk about her mum. That's a double standard. I was talking about you thinking about your mum. I wasn't talking about your mum that I was thinking about it.

It's quite literally less weird. I would never do that to Colleen. It is less weird to suggest that I would think about your mum while making love than it is that I would think about my mum while making love. It's less weird to suggest that I would think about your mum while making love than it is that I would think about my mum while making love. It's less weird. Yeah, for you to say that, I was saying, like, to make you uncomfortable. Yeah. Because of what you just said.

Like, when you have a thought and you're like, why is that in my head? Get out of my head. That's what I'm saying. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah. So I was just, I was riffing off what you said. But like what I said before, as a coverall, I'm not in charge of all the thoughts that I have.

So that one that I just had then, I wasn't in charge of it. Yeah, no, we could tell. Anyway, here's the situation. I had, which you would have heard if you listened to some of the podcasts last week, I did subconsciously in my dream have a sexy dream about Hayley Sproul and then we talked about it on the podcast. Fair enough, what a woman. I mean divine,

lovely woman. Never have I had those thoughts about her in that way in real life. But in a dream into it. Like it was a good dream. She dominated me quite a lot. But we talked about it. And now those dream thoughts have come

into your waking thoughts too. No, they have not. They have. Because you're thinking about them right now. No, I'm thinking about the dream. Yeah, you're thinking about what happened in the dream. Stop trying to make it out like we're on the... Jesus. You talked to her about it. You tried to talk to her about it. Well, we tried. We called her. She didn't answer, which, I mean, fair enough. It was a private number.

Left her a voicemail discussing in detail what had gone down. Oh, that was not the right words. And it was very awkward. Claudia was here. That was very awkward. And I was hoping that we would hear back from her. But we haven't. She has not messaged me, has not called me, has not sent me anything.

That is so awkward. And now it's so awkward. Yeah. Do we call her again now? No, you can't call her again. Why not? Because it's weird now. I haven't talked to her.

No, I know, but you've left her a message and she actively hasn't replied. Maybe she hasn't listened to the message. I need to call her. I need to call her. No, I really don't trust you with this. No, just let me just test the waters. You know, let me just call her and just get a feel for her. I'm a good roomery guy.

You should call her and ask her. Has she heard it? Have you listened to your message? No, not even tell her what's going on. Just be like, have you do you listen to your voicemails? Okay, cool. Can you put her through, Claudia? Can we dial her in? I don't have her number. Who has got her number?

I think Maddie had her number. Do none of us have her number? I don't think so. I don't have her number. Do we have to call Maddie and had her number. Do none of us have her number? I don't think so. I don't have her number. Do we have to call Maddie and get her number? What says she's online right now? On what app? On Facebook. What is she doing on Facebook?

What a boomer. Do you reckon she's got Instagram calling turned on? Probably not. Is it working? No. No. Okay. Do we have her number? I. No. Okay. Do we have her number?

Can't find it. The awkwardness continues. So now I'm just going to have to live with this for another day. Yeah. Do you double message? No, I haven't sent her a message. Like I've left her a voicemail. That would be weird for you to message and go, hey, have you listened to my voicemail yet?

That's even weirder. Should I just try and call her on Facebook? It says she's active right now. Okay, give her a call. Okay. Let's go straight to the source. Well, she would have answered by now. She would have answered by now, yeah.

Oh, no. Now we've now, yeah. Oh, no. Now we've met at work. Okay, Claudia. Now there's a paper trail. Claudia, can you please – oh, now it's gone red. Now she has a missed call notification. You know when you have a scab and you're like, oh, just pick that little bit off. Yeah, just pick that little bit off.

And then you pick that little bit off and then it like, you know, some of the other scabs start to come away. So you're like, oh, I'll pick that bit off and it'll be fine. And then eventually it turns into, oh. Now she's got two missed calls from me on Instagram. Oh, now I'm implicated. Do you reckon she's heard the voicemail? I don't know.

Yeah, she's an adult. She'll check her voicemails. No, I feel like nobody checks them anymore. I don't. I don't check my voicemail. What? I'm just hoping. Oh.

No. Oh. No. I thought we were. Claudia, before tomorrow, you need to get her number. Okay, I can do that. Because we need to put an end to this. Get her address.

Yeah, get her address and we'll turn up to her house. With a microphone. Yeah, and a cheesecake. Yeah. Yeah. And some strawberries. Yeah, yeah. And champagne.

And a bottle of gin. And some dipping chocolate. And like a Yui Boom. Oh, no, wait. Yeah, and a big bottle of gin. And some dipping chocolate. And like a Yui boom. Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. That was in my dream. I want to know what happens in the dream. Save that for offline. Bit of this, bit of that.

Okay. If you are friends with Hayley on Instagram, just send her a message. No, don't. Do not do that. Just say, do you think of Brie like that? Or do you check your voicemails? Don't., do you think of Brie like that? Or do you check your voicemails? Don't.

Do you ever think of Brie? We are both in loving relationships. Okay. I know you're in a loving relationship, but do you ever think of Brie? Yeah. She would have thought about me. Yeah. Yeah.

I've no doubt. She's only human. She would have looked at me. She's a human woman with wants and needs. I reckon at least a couple of times Hayley would have looked at me and went. She's a human woman with wants and needs. I reckon at least a couple of times Hayley would have looked at me because there's a few times where I've seen her at award shows and stuff where I've been looking my best. She would have looked at me and went, I would.

Yeah, and I know early typers. And you bear a striking resemblance to Jason Momoa. I do. I do. Same jawline. Same jawline. And pecs. Okay, to be continued.

All right. Best of luck. Oh, shit. This is so much worse than when we started out. It's way worse. So much worse. I've got like a gash on my leg now from picking the scab. A gash?

A gash. Don't talk about your gash. Don't you talk about my gash. Thank you very much.