ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 13th November 2025

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

Today: a topic we have never spoken about before, and hope to never speak about again. A warning for young ears! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's Brooke filling infants Dead Eames, Brie and Clint Hello, what you're about to listen to is Egy A little sexual explicit And not safe for young ears Yeah, I would say probably under the age of 18
Starting point is 00:00:16 I'm put it to 20 maybe 25 Hiora everybody Welcome to Brin Clint's podcast Which we have taken What did I do wrong? It just started It just sounds so nervous
Starting point is 00:00:27 I am quite, I'll be honest I am a little bit nervous to talk about this. Just because the political state of the world at the moment, I only bring this to you for information purposes. And I'll do only the gags, so you won't get in trouble. And there won't be many gags. Say your other gag that you said off here.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Good tug. With no context, it makes less sense than with context. Crook-weezing. It's a long-term joke. You'll get it once, good tag, listen to that at the end of this podcast, and you're wheeze too. You might not get it. So today we're going to be talking about this piece that I saw.
Starting point is 00:01:04 I've really been getting into like documentaries of historical figures. Oh, send me them because I do love a good history doc. They are really educational. And there's a new one coming out very shortly about Hitler's DNA. It's called the Blueprints of a dictator. So this has come from when they found he died back in 19. Some people won't even believe that. Isn't there a conspiracy?
Starting point is 00:01:23 He lives under the ice in Antarctica apparently. People say that. But some of his blood was. drawn from where he was living back in 1945, it was splattered on the sofa and someone has got the fabric from that. This is amazing what we can do with science and they've DNA tested this blood
Starting point is 00:01:40 and found that Hitler had a very rare, rare syndrome called Kalman syndrome, which, it is new. One in 30,000 males, very rare, and one in 120,000 females will experience this. It is a rare genetic disorder that affects sexual development and can delay your puberty. So delay your growing. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Weird. And what? They think he had it. They do think that he had it, which would imply that did he have a missile? Yep. He did. It says here that one of the things that could happen from having Kalsman syndrome is the struggle to build sexual relationships. Why?
Starting point is 00:02:26 Hey, I'm not a scientist. I'm not too sure. It's just one of the things. Because what they see maybe downstairs. Well, this is what they're hinting at here. There is a chance that Hitler had one testicle or a micro penis. That's not a joke. Far out, he would absolutely hate this doggot.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Yeah, I don't think he'd be a fan of it. So there is a good chance. That's cooked. It could align with some of the reports, though, because I think the first that I knew was someone thought, you know, he's on the spectrum, he's got a mental health. disorder some people think he had bipolar but potentially we could just find that Hitler had a micropanus and he was grumpy and upset about it yeah which you should not be upset about it
Starting point is 00:03:09 are you upset about it about his micropanus no about them in general no i don't really care claude what's it's okay show me how small it is no fucking way no way no you're kidding is that true yeah claudia just did like five centimeters if that that's like Two centimetres. Are you... I'd say like a 10 cent piece. They had legs, very small. When I heard micropenus, I was thinking, what's that?
Starting point is 00:03:36 How big is that? That's very normal. That's five centimetres. No, that's 10 centimetres. No. Just three girls who don't know their measurements. That's sitting at about seven there. No, but in terms of an object, what object distance is that?
Starting point is 00:03:48 Like an apple. Like a rubber. You know, a razor? An eraser, ironically. A rubber. About that. It was about, about that long. Oh, poor old Hitler.
Starting point is 00:03:58 That's so. No one ever. It's too good. That documentary is too good. The scientists must have felt like lot of winners. Yeah. Finding this out. If you got to discover something,
Starting point is 00:04:10 what would you be very happy that you discovered? That Trump. No, like scientifically. I would have loved to like discover a rare type of fish. Well, curing. The brook fish. The Coppins killer. The Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:04:25 The Brooklyn. Bander. Bitch. Yeah, probably. you'd have to name it after yourself yeah that's cool i'd like to find the cure for cancer i'll go cure cancer where you find a fish okay well that makes me who's the better person yeah yeah yeah grumpy genie what would you like to discover no can i take my back i'd rather discover a star oh i like that oh i'll discover a planet sorry claud what do you want to
Starting point is 00:04:50 nothing apparently just some time to talk i guess i actually want to discover the meaning of life what it feels like to have genuine friendships discover some attention i don't I don't know. I don't know where you'd look for that. Hello. Oh, sorry, is our podcast interrupting your phone call? Is this Ryan? Yeah, this is Ryan.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Ask Ryan if he knows about micropenuses. Ryan, how big is a micropenus? You're on the podcast. Micropenus? Yeah. This is my husband, by the way. And centimeters. Or millimeters.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Or millimeters. Oh, millimeters. Just give me an answer. Chop, chop. And in the changing room situation, how many would have a micro penis? Like, I don't know. 8? 8mm.
Starting point is 00:05:32 8 centimetres. Have you seen a micro penis? 8 centimeters? No. Maybe 9 is. I'm not sure. It's giving BDE. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:41 All right. I'm coming. Are you here? I'm like two minutes away. Good chat. All right. See you on a second. Oh, it's his birthday.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday, Ryan. Happy birthday, baby. Baby, I love you. Happy birthday to you Okay Bye Love you babe
Starting point is 00:06:02 See you on a check Yeah That's exactly what I envision Is that a fucking micropetus? Yeah I pulled up a picture Sorry for yelling Throw up at it
Starting point is 00:06:13 They can't help it An adult men Stretch 2.75 inches That wouldn't go in Would that go into a fanny No Shout out to all well-endowed.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I like don't want to offend anyone because obviously that might be an insecurity. I would say so. But I wonder if there's enhancements. Oh, 100%? Like Viagra, would it get bigger? That just gets harder. But also when it gets harder, it gets bigger. But grow and not a shower.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Like, they could be a grower. That is a micro. Yeah, they could be. Yeah. Sure, sweetie. Yeah, honey, they could be. You know, maybe you just. needs a little bit of love growing some watering and then it will grow into a beautiful flower
Starting point is 00:07:01 three centimeters that's cooked are we done i hope so pat was fucked can we do a warning at the start of this now record me a warning okay warning hello what you're about to listen to is edgy a little sexual explicit and not safe for young ears yeah i would say probably under the age of 18 i'm put it to 20 maybe 25 2030 yeah maybe we didn't post this yeah okay that's good stuff listen yeah namaste everyone hey say it now hoi yeah no gutin tag good and tag ladies good tug good tug though good tug good tug okay yeah good tug okay yeah good tug ladies good tug okay yeah good tug okay yeah good tag good tug play zm's brie and live weekdays from three on zm

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