ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th August 2023
Episode Date: August 14, 2023This woman's dying wish is a stonker! What would you do if you were in her husband's shoes?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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After After Party.
The After Party.
After After Party.
We ain't never gonna stop.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast.
There's a debate that happens on our show today
about a woman's dying wish.
We never got to ask our producers
what they thought that they should do.
Can you summarise what it was very briefly?
Essentially, a husband and wife,
the wife gets a diagnosis
that she's going to pass away in nine months
and her dying wish is that she can sleep with one of her exes
one more time, who she said was her peak in terms of physicality.
Physical connection.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's what she wants.
You want to hope They've still got it
Imagine you do all that
You put all that pressure on
Yeah
The last few months
Of your marriage
And then
Old mate's gone to seed
Yeah you'd want
You'd want to hope
That they're like
Available as well
Yeah what if
Who knows if they're not
What if he's blown a diff
Yeah
You know
Yeah
She should ask him
Before telling her husband
What if he's married
Yeah do you
Or just not keen Do your research first Yeah Yeah Maybe she has We don before telling her husband. What if he's married? Yeah, do your research first.
Yeah.
Maybe she has.
We don't know from this post.
Claudia, what's the right thing to do?
Go.
Don't do it.
Don't bring it up.
Shouldn't have brought it up in the first place.
I agree.
I'd be devastated.
Firstly, you find out your wife's dying.
You'd be devastated.
Yes.
And then you find out your wife's dying wish is to go sleep with someone else
yes devastated not even a celebrity as well like not like a whole past yeah a celebrity would be
easier to deal with you know my dying wish is to sleep with matthew mcconaughey yeah honestly even
someone that they've never met before you'd be like okay but it's someone that like a threesome
or whatever. Nothing.
So you're a no as well, Ella?
Yes, I'd be very, very sad.
Also that they don't want to do something with me, like travel or like no. They might.
Maybe.
Well, how long do you think the sex is going to go for?
Nine months.
How long do you think it's going to go for?
Nine months.
I don't think it's going to take up that much time.
What if they fall in love again?
Fuck, we had a trip to Paris book, but she's still having sex with Gary.
Oh, jeez.
It's just going on and on and on.
I think just, I mean, if she was going to do it, you just don't tell him.
Yeah.
Because at the end of the day, she's dying and he's not.
Yeah.
She doesn't have to live with it.
Doesn't she have better things to think about?
She doesn't have to, yeah.
She doesn't have to live with it
And if he doesn't know
Neither does he
Yeah
Yeah
And he's gonna
He's gonna eventually hook up with someone else
Once she passes away
Yeah he is
Yeah
You know
Yeah
Wow shit
That's a whole other side of it
I never thought about
She's like hey you're gonna get two
Well
Can I
And she probably would be like
I want you to.
Like, I don't want you to ever, you know.
Yeah.
Not move on.
Yeah.
Like, move on.
Like, after I pass away.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think it's a really weird thing, especially because there's, like, death involved.
Yeah.
I think it really makes it, like, the lines blur.
And a premature death by the sounds.
Yeah, it sounds like she's quite young, you know.
What if you're in your 90s and you're like,
and she's like, I just want to do it with.
Yeah, I mean, that would be.
Bernard, one last time.
That would be funny.
Do old people, can they get it on?
Like I know that physically.
Yes.
Yeah, old people still can do it.
Well, more so women than men.
I think some men have problems.
No, there's help they can get.
Sore hips, though.
Yeah.
You'd have to do it on the side, both of you lying down.
I don't want to think about it.
Yeah, with a memory foam pillow in between.
Some old folks go into the nursing home once they're widowed,
and they have a ripe old time.
I think there's a lot of STD outbreaks in our old folks' homes.
Yes, there is.
Chlamydia.
Yeah, and there was a lot.
Damn.
Yeah.
I think they'd know better.
Get it.
Hey, can I give a shout out to, yes or no, I'm going to.
You sit down.
I'm going to give a shout out to this girl that I met in the Caxton pub
after the Tillys beat the French and everyone went back down to Caxton Street.
And this girl in the Caxton pub from across the pub goes,
holy fucking shit, it's Bree from Bree and Clint.
I listen to your podcast.
What a legend.
And like screams it across the bar and then said, do you want a drink?
And like it was so loud and so packed that I couldn't even get to her to like talk to
her.
You have the drink for me.
But just if you're listening, I heard you from across the bar.
You don't even know their name.
I don't even know their name because I couldn't get to them.
Like it was that packed in the bar that I couldn't even move.
Yeah.
But I heard her just, yeah, just screaming packed in the bar that i couldn't even move yeah um but i heard her just
yeah just screaming from across the bar shit that was a good weekend probably one of the
best weekends of my life i look so good is the tillies a recent nickname for the matildas
the till i mean it's hard to say i've followed them for so long. That's why I'm asking you. Yeah.
I mean, I've called them the Tillies.
Yeah.
I've never heard it before until this weekend.
Yeah, right.
That's a good question.
Well, no, because I used to call them that.
Yeah, right.
It's like our nicknames changed.
Nobody called the Warriors the Waz until probably three years ago.
And it's really peaked this year.
It might be something
that's taken off more recently divides the fan base actually there's a strong contingent of
warriors fans who are anti-war like it love warriors anti-wars the wawas you're like shut
up up the wars yeah the tillies i don't mind the nickname that's nice yeah shit if you were there
if you're listening to this and you were there, you will know what I'm talking about.
Like, I can't stop talking about it because it was so fucking amazing.
Like, it was more than just a sporting match for me.
And I feel like it was more than just a sporting match for everyone that was there, including like pretty much the whole country of Australia.
Like, it's something else.
Like, it's just manifested and like taken over into something else.
Hey, we have to go because speaking of which, we've got to go meet Natalie
Portman. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
right, yeah, casually. You what?
We're going to, Brie and I are going to
a speaking event tonight with
Natalie Portman, Jacinda
Ardern and Ruby Tui.
Oh, I invite. Yeah, I know.
Oh, fun. It's to do
with the World Cup as well.
Natalie Portman, a huge football supporter.
Wait, is she going to be there?
She's going to be there, yeah.
More specifically, women's football.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Get a photo.
Oh, my gosh.
We're not actually going to get to meet her.
I am.
I'm going to meet her.
Can you just take a little zoom in?
How are you?
Just charm and charisma.
Get a selfie from across the room.
Hey, Natalie.
It's me.
It's me, Clint.
And Jacinda.
And Jacinda.
Woo.
And Ruby.
And Ruby, Shuey.
That's awesome.
All right, let's go.
Enjoy the other podcast.
We'll catch you guys tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye, everyone.
Bye, everyone.
Bye.
Go the Tillys.
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