ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 14th August 2025

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

We're fresh off the excitement of having rugby legend Ruby Tui co-hosting the show today, so we changed the tone a bit... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brie and Clint Brie and Clint Brie and Clint It's been six crazy years of fucking Brie and Clint You've been doing what to Branklin? Yeah, you what now? So that needs an update. It's been seven effing years.

Seven years of effing Brie and Clint. Seven years too long. Now, do you know what I've learnt from Ruby Toey today, who we had on the show she is so positive and it's so grateful and it's not forceful she just sees the good

not forced what you mean is that what you mean what's forceful positivity do you mean it's not forced it's natural it's so natural it's so natural

and just beautiful she just feels things really strongly and it's just like yeah and that's what I should do so that's what you saw what did you learn I learned that I also have

lots of emotions as we may have seen this week there was a few tears and we never talked about that That's fine, I'm fine. But... No, no, I mean, we never used it for content on the show.

I never milked that. Right. No, yeah, okay. It's not too late. We can. No, not mock. I said milked. Oh, milk.

Oh, I said milked and I got smacked. What am I saying? You're feeling too many feelings. Stop hitting me. I feel, sorry. So why did you learn? I feel too many feelings. I feel feelings as well, like Ruby Tooi,

and I have learned to turn it into positivity. You know what? Full Circle moment. Amen. Ruby Toey has an excellent. Excellent, albeit children's book, about feeling your feelings. She does. Oh, I read that.

I've got it for my girls. It's about a young Ruby Toey and her friends. It's a little Ruby, I think. Oh, I need to. And it's exactly what you're talking about. That's exactly. Yeah. Okay.

Cute. I line it to you, but my girls read it all the time. Aw. That's what I get to do. I'm living with a family at the moment and they've got a three-year-old. And he goes, can you read me a book to good night. And I go, yeah, Freddy, come on. It's nice.

It's literally the perfect. thing after coming home, after a big day. From one end of the parenting spectrum to the other, I got this message from a very good friend of mine. We grew up together at high school. Very rarely see each other anymore, but

we will check in with each other here and there. I love those friends. She's a forever friend. We can pick up right where we left off. Fucking Ella. Such a dick. Continue. She said and for context, me and this person,

used to drink a lot, a lot. Yeah. She said, it happened. The 2 a.m., I'm too drunk, 16-year-old phone call. Whoa. Oh, no. Here are my top quotes from me in the phone call. Of all the people trying to parent their way through this, I said,

alcohol isn't a drink, it's poison. Drinking responsibly is much more fun than drinking too much Do you think people that are as into sport as you Would treat their bodies like this? That's a good one In the last hypocritical statement that my friend offered Next time you sneak alcohol Let me show you what the cheap stuff is first

Nice You know one of my favourite things about growing up finding out, like, your parents also lived a life and they have friends and they, like, exactly this. Like, the teenager's like, oh, I had to call my mom, but, like, now mum's texting her friends about it. I grew up in a very anti-smoking house. Oh, yeah. And I remember saying to my mum once when I was, like, 15 or 16, I confronted her and I said, tell me the truth. Have you ever smoked?

Like, it was the worst, worst thing she could have ever done. And she said, yes, I tried it one. months. I don't think I talked to her for a week. That's so good. In my mind, I was like, how could you? You've betrayed us. How could you? You're a monster.

When I finally learned about how babies are made, I screamed at my mother. She's only done it three times, though. When she put me to bed, I was like, you're so gross. What? To be fair, and mom regrets this, but I grew up in a Christian household. and so the book Mom made me read the most traumatising book with like kind of graphic cartoon drawings

and Mom made me read it to her and it was just awful Is it how you learned about the bird of these? Is it got a Christian spin on it or is it very biological? Both, but Christian spin. What's the Christian spin? That God, I don't remember God. All I remember is the traumatising penis goes in the VV.

Yeah, I know, I know, but how do you overlay you that with Christianity? No sex before marriage. Oh, that would be it. Ah, okay. Probably. Sex is for procreation. It shows a pee-p trying to get into a V-V.

And then a baby coming out of a Fee-B. But the couple were not married? It's closed. And it won't go in. It just won't go in. As much as they try and they try, it won't go in. And then they do the wedding. Yeah.

And then it unlocks. The gates of heaven open. La. That's a traumatizing experience. That was awful, man. How old would you have been? I was year six, so. It's quite young.

It's so young. Really? Really little. That's what, nine or ten? Yeah. Oh, nine or ten, that's like in the realm of normal. It's because someone at primary school said something about it. I've talked about this on a podcast before, but I never actually got the chat.

Why? How did you find out? My dad was supposed to do it, but he fucked it up. What did he say? It was the night of my school ball and he goes, oh, can you come see me? Oh, Lord. And he had a brochure with a rubber. stapled to it

Wait, if it was your school ball Were you like 15 or 16? Yeah! It's quite late But let's be fair Not too late No Yeah, sure

I think like if you've got sons And I made it awkward And I was like Oh, dad Fuck fuck off dad But actually deep down I was like please dad Yeah fuck off

I don't know what Can you tell me about it please So then I made him feel bad Which I felt bad about for a long time but actually, no, you're the fucking bad. Go, shut up. Yeah. Yeah, listen.

You need to listen. You want to leave this house and that suit with that much hair gel in. Look, and that fly. With that girl, you can fucking listen. And then we don't need to talk about it again later. For five minutes, and then we never have to talk about it again. We don't have to acknowledge this happened, okay? But at least you'll know.

Now, read this brochure out loud. To me. That was bad. Damn. I don't remember having it, but I do the talk, but I vaguely recall it happening, but I don't really remember. You know what to do, don't you? I feel like my family was very open about talking about things. Like, it was never like a full sit-down moment, you know?

Well, you also had a lot of animals in your house. So maybe you learnt how animals do it. That is an entirely different topic. I knew how babies were made. Claudia only does a dubby style. Where did you learn about babies? Whoa, it's all I've seen It's the only thing I know what to do

Watching the rabbits Claudia lays a fucking egg Oh gosh, I want to go home I want to go home too What's happening I have an egg to lay I got a brochure to read I got a vape to puff

See you guys tomorrow For the last show Before Brie gets back What are we going to do Make it exciting, please. Let's make more crack videos. Do some magic. Pants off Friday.

Yay, I love pants off Friday. Okay, see you guys there. Okay, see you guys there.