ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th December 2023

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

Clint's off to a swanky Thursday evening party and is looking for the ultimate hangover cure. We all agree bread is the way to go but what's the best way to end a hangover? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Party after the party after the party. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast where it's our second to last show together. Yes. It is, as we record this, it's 11 days until Christmas. What are you doing in here? She needs her headphones. Oh, fair enough.

And it's Christmas party season as well. Yeah. I talked on the show about how I'm going to take these hangover prevention pills. Shit, I need to take them now, actually. You've got to take them an hour before you start drinking. Yeah, take them now. I'm going to have to dry- They're the biggest load of bullshit ever.

I'm going to have to dry dog them. Where's your bottle? I ran out of water. Have you got any water? I don't. Anyway. Yeah, raw dog them. I don't want to talk about these specifically.

Don't you love to raw dog them? Use that pill hack from last year. Okay, two dry pills. Chew them. Oh, fuck. Yum. So let's see if those work tomorrow. Welcome to our world.

I wanted to. No, that's wet. Sometimes it's thick. What are you talking about? Oh, well, just let your mind run free. I don't know if I want to. My question for you guys was going to be, what's your go-to hangover cure?

This is good to people in the silly season who need to front up the next day. I fucking have some horrendous hangovers these days. Me too. Not me. Not me. Oh, well, fuck you, Claudia. I'm pretty responsible, like, the night before.

I look after myself, drink a lot of water. Oh, okay. Yeah. Eat, breathe. Breathe is my biggest hack. Yeah, breathe. You're going to have to have it the night before. I know I asked, but I mean this with love.

Oh, I don't know if I can take a hangover cure from a 23-year-old. Because it doesn't exist. A hangover for you doesn't exist. I just don't think that you know. No, I don't think I know. I've had terrible moments when I've been on the bottom of the bathroom floor. I think I've slept well once and I've woken up with my hand in the toilet bowl. I don't know how I got there.

And you were unable to function until like 11 o'clock that morning eh that's the thing so the aftermath is fine but it's i've just had some bad moments so to prevent the bad moments even happening bread bread okay bread okay i'll take a loaf of bread with me to the party yep honestly i just don't think the cure exists surely i really died in a mince and cheese pie there's. There's some new research that says asparagus could be a good cure. Really? You don't want that flavor in the morning though, do you? The wee does smell real bad. Probably would make you gag.

And I read this theory that said it's the universe giving you what you need when you need it. In the same way that it gives you citrus in winter when you need vitamin C for your ills and chills, the universe knows that it's Christmas party season, so that's when asparagus grows. Does that mean corn is also good for hangovers? Could be. Because I would do that. I'd munch some corn on a hangover.

Absolutely. I love corn. Buttery corn. Corn's underrated. Salty. Such an underrated vegetable. What do vegans put on their corn? Ella?

There's vegan butter. Oh, vegan butter, yeah. Nutleks. Yeah, that's it. Oh, Nutalex. Or the other one. Olivani. Olivani.

Olivani. Or just some margarine. These hangover capsules that I'm taking are vegan, by the way. It's one of the main things they promote. How hard are we going tomorrow? Do you honestly reckon they're real? Nah. But it's worth a try.

Oh, it's not going to hurt you. It says it will help to detox your liver. Oh. God, you know vitamins are the biggest scam in the world. Yeah, agreed. This is enriched with vitamin B12. See, that's a vitamin. They're playing on that vitamin bloody scam track.

I know I sound like a crazy, but I honestly believe, like, there actually isn't any research into vitamins that show results. Are you anti, like, vitamins in food or just anti, like, supplement vitamins? No, like supplements, like where people are like, oh, you're going to take this and you're going to take that and blah, blah, blah. I just don't believe, like, show me the research and I'll believe it. Well, the key is a balanced diet, right? That's the key.

It's all about what you put into your body in terms of what you're eating, in my opinion. Have you researched it? Have I? I've done research into vitamins and how much data there is based on, you know, do they actually have results and have they done those studies? There isn't, like, there's nothing.

Do you want to hear what the active ingredient? Well, not nothing. There would be stuff, but not much. Do you want to hear what the active ingredient is in these hangover pills? What? So do you realise, you probably do, but you know when you look at the ingredients on anything, you know that they're listed in order of how much is in there? Yeah.

So the first thing on the list is the main ingredient in anything So if you're getting like corn chips And the first thing listed in the ingredients isn't fucking corn Then you know it's not a good corn chip The active ingredient in this Hangover Cure pill is fermented rice bran What the hell is that? I have no idea Gross What is that? Fermented rice bran. What the hell is that? I have no idea. Gross.

What is that? Fermented rice bran. And then the next active ingredient is hydroxypropyl methylcellulose. I trust it. Oh, that's the capsule. That's the jelly capsule on the outside. Are you a big vitamins person, Claude? I don't not believe in them, but I just forget to take them.

I have lots at home. Don't you think you'd remember to take them if they made you feel amazing? They sometimes do make me feel better. But what if there was a vitamin that was good for memory? I would take that. My memory is shocking. One of my friends who was a nutritionist, or she was studying nutrition at the time,

but she told me that your stomach actually can't like when you ingest vitamins your stomach doesn't actually absorb like it doesn't go into your system like through your stomach like it can't absorb stuff that way i don't put mine in my stomach i was you put them in your nose i was told that your body can absorb what it needs from the vitamins but like a multivitamin is just a whole lot of different told that your body can absorb what it needs from the vitamins, but a multivitamin is just a whole lot of different things that your body might not actually need. And so if it doesn't need it, and then you go for a wee,

and it's a colourful wee, that's you just pissing out the vitamin. The vitamin, yeah. It's just a $3 wee that you're doing. I do believe in those, when they put the IV bag into you. Yeah. That's all the rage in LA. I mean, it was ages ago, but still is, where you go and they put the IV bag into you. Yeah. Like that's all the rage in LA. I mean, it was ages ago, but still is where you go and they put like- It's just electrolytes though.

Yeah, but like stuff like that I do believe. Yeah, I want that so bad. Like that looks like fun. Yeah. I feel like it would make you feel amazing. I know. I need a friend who's a paramedic who's willing to bag me up. I just want someone to inject something that's really, what's the word?

Something into my lips that make them not dry. Oh, okay. Like that's a thing. You know you can get that. Do you not think you're just dehydrated? Isn't dry lips a symptom of dehydration? Even when I'm drinking a shitload of water, it's still. Maybe you need electrolytes.

I need something. I need to inject something into my lips because I'm so sick of them being dry. You know it's so embarrassing when you get your makeup done and you have dry lips. Oh, it's so embarrassing. Or when your lips stick to your teeth. Or when you go to the dentist and they have to put a heap

of Vaso on your lips so you can open your mouth wide. That embarrassing mouth guard in your mouth. Anyway, if you've got a great hangover cure you want to share with us, you can do it on our podcast page, Brianne Clint. Claudia, tell them your hangover cure that you told me. It's too personal. Okay.

What do you do? I feel like you don't want to share it. No, maybe I'll share. Okay. Could you share it on Claudia's behalf? I could share it on Claudia's behalf. You can hint at it. I'll hint at it um Claudia

says the best form of a hangover cure just be careful you sure what you want me to say it's not butt stuff is it it? It's butt stuff. Wow. No, there wasn't anything. I was just putting Claudia on the spot to see what she came up with. And then it got turned back on me. Do you know how scared I am of my hangovers these days? I was willing to try some butt stuff. Get into it.

Whatever it takes. Raw dog it takes. Raw dogging again.