ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 14th July 2025

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

We're baaaaack with (almost) a full show of people! Just catching Clint up on all the things he missed and talking dirty as usual. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys, nobody listen to this podcast. It's yuck. Kilt done. Perfect. Oh no, also while you're here, can you please remember to like and subscribe? Oh shit. Clint is meant to do this part.

I was going to. But he forgets, so I'm doing it for him. It would really help us keep our jobs in the future. Thanks so much. After party. Duh. We back, we all back. We, oh, we not all back.

Ella's not here. We were all back. No, Ella's had to leave early. She's going on pussy patrol. She's gotta take her foster cats to get spayed. And weirdly, she's doing it at six o'clock at night. What kind of vet is performing a neutering of foster cats at this time of night?

In the dark! Well, maybe the vet does it for, you know, so it has to be at the end of the vet's day. Oh, it's after hours, cheapies for the foster cats. Yeah, exactly, for the foster cats, maybe. They have to bring them in the back door. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

He uses the rusty tools. Oh. Just get in here, cat. Snip. Anyway, Ella won't listen to this. So we can say whatever we want. This is going to be a fucking nightmare when she has to get rid of those cats. Yeah it's gonna be a shit show. She was saying that it's not gonna end well. She was saying that they're gonna put them

up this week and they could be gone by the weekend. You watch her take the worst photos of those cats you've ever seen so that nobody adopts them. The description's like, they're a bit aloof, a bit of an asshole. Awful cats. Yes. Stinky piss shit cats. Yuck. Which I mean that part is true. That dae is on the beds. Please don't take my cats. No more pussy patrol for Ella. No no she'll get more. She's signed up to be a revolving foster cat parent. Which is such a nice thing to do. She is going to churn through the puss. Yeah, hard out. She's getting the most puss out of any of us. Which is a bit like my 20s actually. Churning through us? Same.

Me too. One of us is telling the truth. I want to hear your Friday O'Kee's. Oh yeah. When we listened to it on the day, I was, you know, when you're like out of body, so I didn't really hear it. So now I can wait. Claudia's big Friday O'Kee debut. I'm really going to lock in and listen.

You chose this song, didn't you Claudia? Yeah. I could be brown, I could be blue. I could be violet sky. I could be red sky. I could be purple. I could be purple. I could be purple. God, could be red, I could be purple, I could be red

God it just keeps going up. It just keeps going up. Very high. I will stay, I think it's a good choice. It's fun, theatrical. I think it's a great choice for the segment. Yeah, good song choice. Yeah, great one to choose the week that I'm not here.

True. Would have been very difficult for you. Unsingable for me. I should have saved it for when I had to challenge you next. No, that would have been smart. I had it in my back pocket. Are we going to play the whole things or just the hookies? You can play the hooks if you want.

Claudia. I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be purple, I could be purple, I could be anything you like. That's maybe the worst bit of my whole one. Well, it's gonna be the hardest bit of the whole song. And Bree.

I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be helpful, I could be powerful, I could be anything you like. It's probably the best part of mine to be honest. Even Sam, the audio guy was like, you know what Bree, sometimes you surprise me. Oh nice.

Sometimes you still surprise me and then the rest of mine was shit. You know what he said to me? In a good way, yeah. Like when I did that line, he was like, sometimes you still surprise me and then the rest of mine was shit in a good way yeah like when i did that line he was like sometimes you surprise me and then the rest of it just went south you know what he said to me he knew i was really nervous and so i started singing and he just went oh you're gonna win he says that to all of us oh i mean what no he says that to all the girls he really meant it yeah was it harder doing Friday Oki than you expected? Or easier?

It was probably what I expected, but I took a long time. She was in the booth for an hour. It's because Sam kept giving me notes that he was like, this is the harmony, and I couldn't hear it. Yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah. And I was just- So she definitely took her time.

She took it seriously. No, I was being really bratty. I was getting embarrassed and I was getting bratty. But it was fun. I did enjoy it and I didn't think I was going to enjoy the singing process. And it was actually really fun. Sam's so good to work with though. I feel like I learned so much from him. You know, because he's actually so musical. He can hear everything and then he gets his little keyboard out and he finds the note for you. He's a proper musician. He's a proper musician. I just love watching him work.

And we make him do this garbage. It's an insult really. I apologize to him all the time when we're recording these. I'm always like, I'm so sorry about this. He's like, I went to fucking Juilliard for this. And he's the nicest guy in the whole world. And he's always like, no, I love it. It's fun. I'm like, this must suck for you.

Don't lie to me, Sam. In personal personal news going back to the chiropractor tomorrow how long has it been? A week. Oh yeah. A little over a week. Week and a half. How is the old neck? Good but I know it can be better. Yeah. I know I just know it's gonna. Do you work your neck out at the gym? You know he's just gonna get on there. Do you like make yourself have a strong neck? No I don't know if that's what I need to do. You do what the F1 drivers do and strip yourself into a rubber band. Not only F1 drivers, any like big sports person, pretty much any sport these days works out their neck. Like especially NFL players, they work out their necks. Rugby forwards. I don't want a strong neck.

I don't want a beefy neck, you know? I'd rather have a weak neck. Yeah. I would much rather a beefy neck than a weak neck. I hear what Claudia's saying. The aesthetic is thin, twig like neck. Very breakable. Very breakable.

Yeah. You want cocaine cheek neck. Exactly. Why is there shoes sitting on the window sill out there? Oh, that is a great question. That pains me. I can answer that with one word. That's disgusting.

Are they used? Brooke. Probably. She fucking lives here at this stage, doesn't she? She does. And she never wears shoes. We love Brooke, but she- Love Brooke.

But get your shoes off the fucking window sill. You'll find her her asleep under a table and now we're just finding her footwear She's like the office cat Ella will adopt her next Give her space Ryan Ella's husband comes home and Brooke's laying in their bed and he's like what the fuck She's like no it's okay it's okay I've adopted her I've adopted her. I've adopted her.

She'll go soon. She won't be here for ages. I'm just fostering her for a couple of weeks. Brooke's purring. But babe, she's so cute. Brooke's licking her own private parts. We would if we could, wouldn't we? Have I told you, have I said this before?

You've tried to lick your own privates? That's not what I said. I think I remember him saying that, do you Claude? I remember listening to a podcast, a comedy podcast with a guy and they were talking about that how every guy at some stage has tried. And this guy they had on said, was talking about how he achieved it. There's some level of flexibility and

donger length that meant he was able to. And he goes, everybody, every like teenage boy thinks it's going to be awesome. Let me tell you this, it's much more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked. So, you said everyone tried. How old were you when you tried? Probably 12. 12?

14. I don't know. Yeah. 12 seems young. So that's the first time you tried but when did you try most recently? I was just kidding, I haven't tried. When did you try as an adult? I'm going to try tonight.

I'm going to try after the chiropractor. Was that why you were doing your touching toes exercises earlier today? Yeah, that's why I was doing my cobras and my scorpions. No, you were doing the cat cow. Yeah, anything I can. I've got a very short appendage. So you got to be as flexible as possible. Do I need a warning on this podcast?

The room's taken out like Marilyn Manson. Oh my god. Me and Marilyn, what a freak. Okay, give me a warning. Here's a warning. Hey guys, a warning on this podcast? The room's taken out like Marilyn Manson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and Marilyn, what a freak. Okay, give me a warning. Here's a warning. Hey guys, nobody listen to this podcast. It's yuck.

Kilt done. Perfect. Oh no, also while you're here, can you please remember to like and subscribe? Oh shit. Clint is meant to do this part. I was going to. But he forgets, so I'm doing it for him.

It would really help us keep our jobs in the future. Thanks so much. That was kind of sad. Crushed it. Sad way to end it, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. That's also gonna begin it, so. Oh no.

Crushed it! That's a full circle moment. There you go. Like sucking your own. See you guys! Bye! Bye! Bye!

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