ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th March 2024

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

Clint has had a revelation in the shower that involves someone else on the team... and Producer Ella has mean street smarts, Wassup. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Afterparty in the afterparty. Afterparty in the afterparty. Hey everybody, welcome to the afterparty. I was looking at that video that Ella posted the other day on our TikTok where I am desperately trying to convince everybody that I'm not gay. Have you seen it? Oh yes, yes, I've seen it.

Have you seen that video? Yeah, I have seen it. People've seen it. Yeah, I have seen it. People don't believe me in the comments. Like, the top commenter is, ha, ha, ha, I legit think that Clint is bi. What a compliment. I reckon bisexual men are some of the coolest people in the world. Someone else wrote heterosexual. Sure.

What else? People trolling me for not saying that I find David Beckham sexually attractive I stand by that I find him physically attractive What's the difference? You want to be him but you don't want to be with him That's a good way of putting it I don't understand the difference though

The difference is I don't want to fuck him If I'm physically attracted to I don't want to fuck him. If I'm physically attracted to someone though, I want to fuck him. No, I didn't say I'm physically attracted to him. I said I find him physically attracted. Oh my god. I'm so splitting his hair. Yeah, you really are. You want to look but not touch. Fine, I'll fuck him.

You sound like Jack off maths. I haven't watched it. Me neither. I know that that's a massive insult. Yeah, that is a massive insult. But him and his wife, right, at the start of the whole thing, like really quickly, at the start of the whole thing, he's like, I'm the most sexual being in the world.

I love sex and I'll just have sex with anything. And then he is six weeks into the experiment, says that he's super into his wife and they have this great chemistry and bond but he hasn't slept with her. And everyone's like, that's weird. Like, why haven't you? Like, obviously not attracted to her. And he's like, oh, no, I am physically attracted to her.

I just don't have that sexual spark yet. I'm like, that's the same thing. If you don't have it after eight weeks, I don't reckon that sexual spark yet. I'm like, that's the same thing. If you don't have it after eight weeks, I don't reckon you're going to get it. I don't think it's just going to come out of nowhere. Yeah. But. He's got a top knot as well. Yeah.

And he's the one that shaves the top half of his mustache off. Oh, what? To make it skinny. It's real weird. Yeah. So it's like this. So he has like a pencil mustache. Yeah.

Just Google Jack Meffs. And he's got a man bun and he's got like a really wonky hairline. And I wouldn't say that, but he's a douche. He does have a wonky hairline, doesn't he? I think it's from pulling his hair back too tight. Yeah, he's done like a JoJo Siwa. Yeah, I reckon. Oh, JoJo Siwa.

What happened to JoJo Siwa? She had the high ponytail for like her whole childhood and then now has like a hairline like his does she yeah same with Ariana Grande because they had so much time doing like

high ponies high ponies yeah there you go everybody let that hair out every now and then did anyone see Ariana Grande

at the Oscars did anyone hear in her pink puffy dress did anyone hear her voice at the Oscars yeah yes oh hear her pink puffy dress? Did anyone hear her voice at the Oscars? Yeah. Yes. Oh, my God.

What's wrong with it? That's like a completely different person. I'm convinced. Yeah, really? Yeah, I'm convinced that that's an AI robot or something. Have you heard it, Clint? No. Let me see if I can find it.

Does she sound higher or lower or just different? A little different. It just sounds so different. Maybe she's finally stopped putting on a voice one of the trending topics on tiktok is ariana grande new voice okay i keep getting the austin butler ones oh yeah which i don't mind it's kind of the vibe of this era really like ripping austin butler for the promo he's doing for um dune but he's still doing the elvis voice he's like so it's Dune on TikTok Yes, it's Dune on TikTok Watching Dune is so annoying

because you're in it and then flippin' Elvis Presley comes on screen and you're like, oh What's that? Austin Butler still doing the Elvis voice in the movie Dune Like a weird version of a creepy Elvis who's bald on screen

Play a remote Um Like a creepy Elvis who's bald on screen. Play a remote. Brie's not here, by the way. She's at a mystery location. Juice. Yeah, hold on. I'm just plugging my laptop in. One sec.

Oh, yeah, this is the juice. Juice, juice. No, okay. What's the juice thing? I don't understand the juice. Is the juice like the tea? No, the juice is like I said, remember a couple of weeks ago I said this podcast doesn't have enough juice. We should just.

Yeah, right. To be its own podcast. And then we started coming up with fresh juice. And then one of our ideas to juice up this podcast was to do it from the pub. And then you're not even going to be here for us to go to the pub tomorrow. So we can't do that. Oh, bloody hell. We could go to the pub and talk about her.

But then I'm like, it's a disservice to the podcasters to give them the juice, but then you've got to give the juice to the biggest audience, and the biggest audience is not the podcast listeners. Ouch. It's true. We need to get more podcast listeners. How do we do that, guys? Everyone share with your friends.

Well, here's breaking podcast news. It's very industry, but they've just cancelled the official podcast chart here in New Zealand. So there is now no way of knowing officially if you're the number one, two, three, four, five, six. Not that we've ever been in the top ten podcast in the country. Yeah, can we just say? So that's the problem. That's the reason they invented the chart was because all these people were claiming to be the number one podcast.

Well, now we're the number one podcast. Congrats, guys. We've literally never been the number one podcast. But we've done it. And now we... How would one podcast. Congrats, guys. We've literally never been the number one podcast. But we've done it. And now we... How would we know? How would we know? It's like at Montessori, everyone is number one.

You're all winners. Yeah. What's that? What's Montessori? Montessori is a Montessoris. It's a type of education. It's a type of schooling where, like, everyone is equal. Did you guys have Kip McGrath?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that name. I didn't do it. Kip McGrath's the tutoring. Oh. So you go there if you suck at math or if you're really good at math. Is that why I didn't go?

Did you guys ever have to have a tutor? Yep. No. Oh, did you? I had English, math, science. I did as well. Every subject. When I moved away to boarding school, like a private fancy school from a state school,

I had to get a tutor because I literally was so far behind. Really? Yeah. Behind all the boarding school students? No, I was just behind in my schooling because I went to a state high school in a small town. Not saying that all state high schools in small towns are bad, but when I went away to a private school in Brisbane, very fancy, I was like, holy shit. You were like, evolution, what's that fancy I was like holy shit You were like evolution what's that

I was like never heard of it That's something really mean to Ella I had this Revelation today in the shower I was like man I'm going to be nicer to Ella Why I feel like I rip on her Maybe a bit too much

I don't know I don't know. It's all done with love. I think she likes it. I don't mean any of it. But then I was like, mm. There's been one or two moments where I've said to Claude, ooh, did I go too far? You're like, is he mad at me? I think you've given me one or two looks of like, shut up.

What, you think you've gone too far with Clint? Oh, I just, I yap. I just yap and yap. Nah, you've never gone too far. Okay, what I was going to say is, except for that time where you critiqued,

except for that time where you critiqued our show one day and I feel like you took it too far and you called me a shit broadcaster. I didn't say that!

I did! But no! I already had those thoughts, Ella. You don't need to bloody tell me. Right, that was like two years ago

and I didn't say that. Oh my gosh. Anyway, I was going to suggest ago and I didn't say that. Oh my gosh. Anyway, I was going to suggest that Ella's parents should ask for a partial refund on their Kip McGrath investment. Oh, she's here? She's got a job in the workforce? I mean, her spelling is a little bit...

What? Did you turn her off? There were some people trying to leave, so I had to turn it off. Okay, let me clarify. Yes, book smart, that's hard. It is hard. She's street smart, guys. Did you get Kit McGrath's street smart tutoring? No, no, no.

Yeah. This is how you make a shiv. I didn't go to Kit McGrath. My mum found this old-ass, stanky lady, like old lady, hunchback old lady, to teach me science. She didn't teach you any fucking manners, did she? She was boring. And then I found a really lovely lady called Ketha

and she had a dog, a greyhound, that would shake. Hey Ella, if you're claiming that you're street smart, should we, Clint and Claudia, should we set up a thing where at some point over the next three months we will organise

someone to mug Ella and we will see how street smart you are. No touching. No, no. I'll put a belly clapper on and I'll do it myself. What's that jingle where it's like this is my no-no square.

No, no, no, no, no, no square. No, no. Don't touch me there. This is my no-no square. No, no, no, no, no, no square. No, no, don't touch me there. This is my no-no square. Ella, if you're street smart. Yeah, what's up? What did she say? She goes, yeah, what's up? If you're so street smart,

what's the current going rate for a fitty bag? Oh, well, 50 bucks. Oh, you nearly got it. I almost had you got it almost almost close if you're so street smart if you're so street smart do you know what a bucky is yeah i never knew i never had them they i i never knew what that was until i moved to new zealand i was like what the hell are you guys talking about isn't it like it's marijuana and it's in like this big bucket with water and there's some sort of like funnel-y

thing and you get real letty-mo-titty. It's more bogan than a bong made out of a coke bottle. And an apple made out of, bong made out of an apple. It's stingy. Nah, that's cool. Nah, that's disgusting. That's more my fruit phobia. Anyway, we've got to go.

We've got to go and do the real show. Love you, Bree. Ooh, it was the before party. Love you guys. Bye. Miss you. Bye. Bye.

Bye. What's up, my kitty winkles? What's a kitty wink? Street smart.