ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th March 2025

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

Bree and Clint both got the BEST compliments you could ever get. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi, guys. Welcome to the after party where Ella has gone for emergency wheeze. Yes, she has. I need to go for it. Oh, no, she's right there. You were about to go to litter. No, you could have gone. I was just telling you we were going to do the podcast and you had to choose between podcasting or urinating.

I love the podcast. You know, it's my favourite thing. Yeah, it's where we let you speak. Yeah. It's true. Only for a bit, though. Yeah, just a little bit. Then we can turn the mic off.

It's honestly using a mic as a privilege. Oh, there we go. She was going to say using a mic is a privilege. Guys, we're a two for one. If you cut her off, you cut me off. Imagine if we lost both of you. Oh, we lost both of them. Technical era. Guys, I need to go home and wash my hair.

I didn't want to say. It's not as bad as you think it is. Bree's been really worried about her greasiness today. I can smell it. You cannot. Your curtains look quite nice. You reckon? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can't. I feel, because I'm not. It's not nice to feel grim. I'm a very, like, I hate having greasy hair. Was that inconsiderate of me today then on the show where i shared the compliment that my hairdresser gave me no man you love it because i feel like normally i don't have group i'm not a well you guys can say different you're not a greasy person no okay cool no so for then for me to share and just in case you don't listen

to the whole other podcast yeah yeah i was told today by a professional that I have the healthiest, shiniest hair that she deals with. Yeah. Oh, my God. That is the best compliment you can get when it comes from a professional. I got one of these compliments last week. Okay. I was getting my makeup done by a professional makeup artist,

and she asked me what my skin routine was. Nice. What is it? So you could finally, truthfully say, hey guys, a lot of people have been asking me about my skincare routine. So I just thought I would share. I thought I'd jump on here and share. If anyone's interested, Ultraceuticals are the main products I use.

I used to use Ultraceuticals. I stopped using them. They're very expensive. They are quite expensive. I always get them on sale. I used to buy their sunscreen moisturiser. I use that every day under my makeup. Every day.

You put sunscreen under the makeup? Every day. Does makeup not work as sunscreen? No. No. I mean, I think it would give you a layer of protection, but not like sunscreen. It's kind of like zinc.

Look, this is not professionally confirmed or advised, but I believe when you have a fake tan, it does give you some sort of layer of protection. It does. It does. You've got a layer of something on your skin. It's not going to stop the UV though. No, but it stops you from getting sunburn as much.

It's basically like shade. It's like putting an umbrella. I'm not advising not to put sunscreen on, but I'm just saying. I call BS on that. You guys know that, but you might not know it because you guys don't get your hair.

Oh no, Claudia gets her hair cut about as often as me. That feeling when you're sitting in the chair, where you go into the chair and you go in feeling normal and then they break you down to fucking ground zero. They put you back into an egg. They put you into like huckery mole mode. What? Oh, yes.

Where they wet your hair down and they comb it down flat to your head and you're like, fuck, I look awful. You're like, I'm the ugliest human. And then they slowly build you back up to the bit where they dry you off and sit and you're like, oh my God, awful. You're like, I'm the ugliest human. And then they slowly build you back up to the bit where then they dry you off and sit and you're like, oh my God, I look good again. Maybe you don't actually look good. You just look better than you did as an egg. That's what I thought it could have been.

That could be the tactic that these people use to make you look as bad as you can so that when they make you look any percentage better, 10%, 15% better, you go, oh, it's an improvement. I'm happy with it i always look like golem yeah i had mine today i've got these three massive pimples on my forehead and the whole time just looking at myself in the mirror just going pimple they're not big like i have one big pimple oh now i see yeah see when you turn they're not bad at all they're literally the tidiest pimples ever isn't it weird that the tidiest pimples ever.

Isn't it weird that we still get pimples when we're older? It's bullshit. I thought we were going to grow out of it. Yeah, when do we grow out of that shit? I'm 38. I'm 38 and I'm having a breakout. Yeah, you've had enough. I think I've had constant breakouts.

Like, I didn't get my first breakout until I was 16. Like, late. Yeah. And I'm before that perfect skin. And since 16, I'm now 31. I don't think I've had a week without a breakout. Bullshit. No, genuinely. Oh. Fine. And I'm before that perfect skin. And since 16, I'm now 31. I don't think I've had a week without a breakout. Bullshit. No, genuinely. Oh, sorry.

We've got to get on that proactive shit that Justin Bieber and Katy Perry were promoting on C4. Are you sending emails? Yeah. She asked for sexy photos, so I sent her a few just for her. Thank you, Pilky. Did you copy me in? You didn't put them in the group chat like I did?

Oh, shit. Meow. Well, I tried to but my frigging messenger won't work, will it? Of course. Guys, this is a podcast. I wanted to say something.

Yes, go on. Post them in the chat. You won't do it. No, wrap us up, Ella. No, say your thing to wrap us up. Well, you won't let me do it but I thought because

we all wanked each other and complimented each other last Friday that we'd call it a weekend. No, no, no. Oh, lovely. No. Only if Clint wants that. No, no, no. Oh, lovely. No. Only if Clint wants that.

He doesn't. He wants to go to the Warriors. Oh, yeah, he's got to go to the Warriors. We can do it next week. I'm going to my hens do tomorrow. Peace out. Yes. We can just compliment him when he's not here.

Yeah, you know where I won't be? The hens do because I'm not invited. See you guys later. You're a boy. You've got a willy. You can always go to the wedding. Oh I'm not invited. See you guys later. You're a boy! You've got a willy. You can always go to the wedding. Oh.

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