ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th May 2025
Episode Date: May 14, 2025Bree's noticed a change in herself over the last couple of years. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Indeed, welcome to the after party everybody.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all.
Emphasis on the cum.
Welcome.
Yeah, well, welcome. Cum one, come many. Come all.
Bre, you need to talk about what we talked about off air yesterday.
Something about your personality and how you think it's changed.
We were going to talk about it on the podcast and then we talked a bunch of shit yesterday
so we never got around to it.
That's true.
We did talk shit as well.
I had this weird, yeah we did it.
Someone sent me a DM about yesterday's podcast.
Really?
Saying they loved it.
They're like Clint, the bathwater.
Bathwater.
It takes you back to salt burn.
Oh.
And now I feel gross that I revealed it
but I didn't intentionally reveal it.
No it's not gross.
Cause I didn't realise the gross bit about it
until I came out of my mouth.
It'd be gross if you did it recently
but you're a kid, you're living with your family,
like it's fine. Different times.
Different times.
No, I'm still pretty grossed out by it.
I'm still pretty grossed out by it.
Yeah, it's pretty gross, but it's fine.
We'll still talk to you.
Anyways, personalities.
Yeah, anyway, Bre, your personality problem?
Why do you assume it's a problem?
Oh, I don't know.
You think I've got a problem with my personality.
No, I think you think you have a problem with your personality. No, I don't think it's a problem. Oh, I don't know. You think I've got a problem with my personality. No, I think you think you have a problem with your personality.
No, I don't think it's a problem.
I've just noticed, I think in the last,
especially the last year or two years,
how I feel like my personality is changing,
where I feel like I'm becoming a lot more sweet.
Sweet. Yeah. Like cutie. Yeah. becoming a lot more sweet.
Sweet? Oh!
Yeah.
Like cutie?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like I feel like-
You're not the bad bitch you used to be.
Yeah.
You're not the sour person you used to be.
Excuse you!
Well no, no, no.
I was just trying to think about the opposite of sweet
as if you think you're becoming sweet
then you're becoming less sour.
You know, kind of like, fucking cool and-
Oh, you think sweet is the opposite of like...
Skucks.
Yeah.
I don't know how to explain it.
It's hard to explain, but I feel like within myself, like I understand what I'm saying.
What's the reason?
I feel like it's how I've noticed how I interact with not my friends and family. I feel like I'm the same,
but it's mainly more with like acquaintances or,
you know, people I meet and how my personality has changed.
But I have ADHD, so I feel like I've just been masking
my whole life.
Do you think you're a chameleon?
Like you change your personality for different people?
That is me to a T. 100%.
And I pride myself, I really pride myself
that I can talk to anyone about anything.
It's good skill to have.
Yeah, I'll find out what they like.
You truly can, I've seen it.
Oh thanks Claude.
But everybody used to have that skill
and it's a bit of a lost skill these days.
It's a lost art.
There's people who don't even wanna,
who are scared to answer the phone.
They're like, when the phone rings, it gives me anxiety.
Oh my God. Fuck me.
So unrelatable, that is crazy.
You answer phones through a living call.
Yeah, but when they call you're wearing a headset right now.
But when they call the radio, I know what they want
and I'm the one in charge.
You're in charge, yeah.
That's so true.
I get excited when I get a phone call.
Interesting.
I can really put a front on at work
because I'm like, yeah, I'm confident.
I know who I am here.
But then when people call me outside
and it's an unknown number or it's like,
I'm like, what do they want?
I do get, it's the unknown.
And this is the IRD.
I was about to say, I always answer.
It's an IRD.
It's a phone call.
They can't hurt you.
But what if they can?
What if the information can hurt me?
What if they embarrass me?
What if they want money?
Whether you answer or not, the information exists.
But I don't need to know about it.
They can text it to me, and I'll read it in my own time.
Arguably, you do need to know about it.
That's why they're ringing you.
What if it's the government?
What if it's the government?
You found me. True, true.
We should create some sort of a game where we,
and we call it like Small Talk.
Oh Lord.
And I don't know the logistics around it,
but it's something about like the best small talker.
Have you seen Hamish and Andy's Small Talk game?
No.
It'll be a good one to rip off.
So it's you. How does it work? It's you seen Hamish and Andy's small talk game? No. It'll be a good one to rip off. So it's you.
How does it work?
It's you, me and a caller.
Right.
And you just got to go around in circles, just passing the conversation on using
nothing but small talk.
Okay.
So like the four of us could play.
Okay.
So you mean Bri and Clint small talk, wink, wink.
Yeah, wink, wink.
Yeah, that's the one I've heard.
An original idea from the Bri Brian Clint cave of ideas.
Is Aladdin there?
Yeah.
Oh, Aladdin.
He was in that movie, what was the movie he was in?
Aladdin.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Okay, I feel like you lose that round.
Okay, you ready?
Should we start again? No, you lose that round. Okay, you ready? Should we start again?
No, you lose it.
Why do I lose it?
Because you ruined the small talk.
I'm happy to lose it.
You didn't keep the small talk though.
I'm happy to lose it on that.
Have you not seen a lot of Disney movies, Clint?
No, I haven't.
No.
What would be your favourite Disney movie of the ones that you've seen though?
Probably Little Mermaid. Little Mermaid? movie of the ones that you've seen though?
Probably Little Mermaid. The Little Mermaid?
What did you like about the Little Mermaid?
Was it the message in the Little Mermaid?
No, you're getting too deep.
I think that's too interesting.
That's all I can do!
Yeah, I know.
I don't know how to do surface!
He's like, who are you at your core?
I'm like, did it speak to you?
Pixie, have you seen any good movies recently?
I watched Forever My Girl the other day actually.
Oh yeah, I haven't seen it.
It's a country movie, country music.
Country movie.
What's your favorite country music song at the moment?
Morgan Welland's got his album out on Friday,
so I'm quite excited for that.
Yeah, haven't heard it.
No, neither, cause it's out on Friday.
Right, that's fair. What would be yours? There's meant to be good weather on Friday it's out on Friday. Right. That's fair.
What would be yours?
There's meant to be good weather
on Friday for the weekend.
I hope so.
That's good.
We've been lacking a bit of good weather.
Yeah, it's been pretty cold recently.
Yeah, gosh.
You can tell the change of seasons coming.
It's so cold at night, isn't it?
Do you guys sleep with socks on?
It's been dark at night too.
Makes me feel weird to sleep with socks on.
I like it.
It makes my toes feel supported.
Is that a sensory thing for you?
Like, do you think that stems from your childhood?
Oh my gosh, you're getting deep again.
Yeah, no, it's too deep.
Was that childhood trauma that's triggered this?
Do you reckon that's from childhood trauma
that makes you feel comfort?
I think it's a nighttime thing, like Arabian nights.
What was the name of that movie?
It had Latin in it.
I think it was The Lion King.
No, I think it's Mulan.
Oh, Mulan. That's a good movie. No, I think it's Mulan. Oh, Mulan!
That's a good movie.
No, this game sucks.
This game sucks.
Okay.
We went straight to the Disney territory.
Yeah.
Hey Disney, most people have seen a Disney movie
so it is easy to talk about.
Out of us four.
Except Clint.
My favorite small talk question is how's work?
Fuck!
My line replied to that every single time is,
chugging along.
Every single time.
Oh yeah, busy.
Same old.
Chugging along, busy.
Busy, yeah, busy.
I'm busy though, good busy.
Good busy, yeah, good busy.
I love it working hard, I'll hardly work every day.
Yeah, you're talking hard.
You're making a median, you.
A strong question though, when you don't know someone,
a strong question is what do you do for work?
That is a classic, that everyone has a job.
Well yeah, you're looking for common ground
at the beginning of that conversation, right?
And even if you don't have the same job,
you're hoping that someone you know does that job,
or you've got a question you've always wondered
about that industry.
There's so many questions to branch out from that question.
How long you been doing that? Nah, people need to change it up, they need to to branch out from that question. How long you been doing that?
Nah, people need to change it up.
They need to go,
I hate that question.
So who'd you vote for?
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
How do you feel about climate change?
Yeah.
Have you ever thought about joining-
How many genders are there?
Have you ever thought about joining Catholicism?
What's your opinion on the new pope?
I reckon that's a good question actually.
That's not a bad one. What's your opinion on the new pope? I reckon that's a good question actually. That's not a bad one.
What's your opinion on the new pope?
Yeah, unless they're really religious.
Which I mean, to be honest, even if they are, that's not a bad question.
Or really anti-religious.
Or yeah, maybe, if they're really anti-religious.
What do they say? No sex, politics or religion?
Money.
I saw this post today.
I thought it was money.
Oh yeah, maybe money too.
Maybe money's in there too.
How much do you guys get paid?
Yeah.
That's a good question.
How many times have you done it?
To a stranger?
How much do you get paid?
How much do you get paid?
How much are you making in that?
I have asked a stranger that before.
How much are you pulling in?
Yeah, like, that's a good follow-up question from,
what do you do for work?
How much are you getting paid to do that?
And what's your packet?
You know who I think gets asked that question,
and weirdly it's not weird to ask it?
OnlyFans creators.
And the Prime Minister.
It's just like a part of-
And the Prime Minister, yeah, yeah.
And people are fine to say it.
Oh, OnlyFans creators.
It's a brag.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a massive brag.
But I'd still say none of your fucking business.
Yeah, and I would probably say back to that,
yeah, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair. say back to that, yeah that's fair.
Yeah that's fair.
Questions you can ask an only fan creator and the Prime Minister.
How much do you get paid?
Is it naturally bald?
Do you shave it yourself?
Are you finding it quite hard?
Is Winston fucking you?
Are your parents proud of you?
Oh, good question.
Do you think you've got another term in you?
You think you could go again?
Yeah. You got another three years in you?
Good one.
Do your kids know what you do?
We could go on and on and on.
Or we could go. See ya!