ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th November 2023

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

The Sex Dream Saga continues - but finally we have a result! Bree has heard back from Hayley so we gave her a call...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where we are almost a week into an investigation into Bree's sexy dream about Hailey Sproul. We really have spent too long on this now, haven't we? Catch us up, briefly, go on. So last Wednesday, I believe, so it would have been Tuesday night, I had a sexy dream about Hayley Sproul. And on Wednesday we thought it would be fun to, you know, talk about it and then try and call her and tell her about it.

Yeah. It's a compliment. I'd love to hear it if someone had a dream about me. Me too. Yeah. I would love to hear it. That time PJ. Unless they were the creepy person in the office and then I don't want

to hear about it. Remember when PJ Harding had a the creepy person in the office and then I don't want to hear about it. Remember when PJ Harding had a sexy dream about me? How could I forget about it? You won't stop talking about it. I mean, I will live on that for the rest of my days. But anyway, tried to call Hayley to tell her about it on the podcast. No answer. Decided to leave her a voicemail. It was a very awkward voicemail.

And yesterday I had a revelation that I had not heard from her. No text, no acknowledgement, nothing. Three full days. How awkward. So. Oh, we spent yesterday trying to call her again. We tried to call her a bunch of times yesterday. No answer.

So. Here we are. Here we are. i have received word from the sprout oh my god yesterday what'd you say okay hold on do you want to read what the text message i do okay so she's text you so she's she texts me i hope it says stop fucking calling me so she texts me obviously because she had a bunch of missed calls from you and I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she said, she goes, hey, I'm out on a hot date with my mans.

What's up? Awkward. I said, have you listened to your voicemails lately? Grimace face. She goes, ha ha, no, why? Oh, good. Okay. So she hadn't listened. That's good. That's a good result. And then before

I could write back, she's obviously went straight away. As you would. And listened. Because I'd be worried there was an issue. With the grimmest face, I'd be like, uh-oh, what have I done wrong? Yeah, yeah. If you left me that message, I'd be like, uh-oh, I've done something terrible. What have I done? So before I wrote back, she was like, just listened. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, my God. Tell me the details.

Maybe it'll steam up my date. Anyway, we then got to a point where we said we would discuss it. Face to face. And call her today on the podcast. Oh, so she's now expecting our call. She's expecting our call. Okay. We ran into an issue yesterday where no one had her phone number.

I did. We've remedied that. I did say to someone. That was my job, wasn't it? Fuck, Claudia. Claudia. Hang on. Give us five minutes.

Five minutes? Five minutes. We're jonesing for some hot sex chat with Claudia. Excuse me. Wait, are you thinking about Claudia now No that was last night in my dream Yuck dad Hey

Hey So So anyone Seen any good movies recently What about that new Dua Lipa song Yeah how about that new song How about that new Dua Lipa song? Yeah, how about that new song? How about that new song? Let's get physical.

Love it. Physical. That's not it. Who else would have a number? Dance the night. That's not it. Oh, Jarrah's active. Wait, are you going to their producer to get her?

Oh, yeah. Should I just message her and say, can we call you? What's your number? Oh, yeah, maybe do that. This is a race to see who gets it first Don't you stop Ella, you're deep in the admin now Hello lover Also if anyone's listening to this

Can you text us Hayley Sprouse phone number if you have it 9696 Two out of three of the producers are active No one's seen it yet Do you know what, I'm very glad We can edit this I'm not editing this.

Don't you know she doesn't do the jobs we give her? She wants to do them until we tell her to do them and then she's like... That actually is exactly who I am. I know. I can tell Claudia forgot. Yeah, I forgot. It says that Hayley's active now. Oh yeah, give her a message. I am. I know. I know. I can tell Claudia forgot. Yeah, I forgot. It says that Hayley's

active now. Oh yeah, give her a message. I have. Okay, chill. Time for a brief review. God, if this couldn't have got any more awkward, like, this is the worst. After today

we're never speaking about this again. They will be so over this chat I'm just going to put in a random phone number And see if it's Hayley's Imagine if you got it Put in a random phone number And see if they answer Do we leave them a voicemail?

Don't stop looking for Hayley's real phone number, by the way. Hey. Hello, is that Hayley Sproul? No, you've got the wrong number, I think. Oh, are you sure? We're so close. You sound like her. Well, my name's Cheryl.

No, we're looking for Hayley Sproul off the TV. G'day, Cheryl. Whereabouts are you in the world, Cheryl? I'm in Caramea on the West Coast. Oh, lovely. It's Brian Clint from the ZM radio station. How's things? Are you sorry? We do a radio show on a station called ZM. Have you ever heard of it? We listen a radio show on a station called ZM. Have you ever heard of it? We listen to it all the time.

No way. Not the Bree and Clint show. Yes, we listen to it all the time. Shut up. Cheryl, this is unreal. We are they. We are them. Oh, wow.

You know how this has come about, Cheryl, and I'm not shitting you right now. I'm not pulling your leg. We were doing it. You're on the podcast right now, by the way, and we needed to pad for time, and Clint put in a total random number just to see if anyone would answer, and you have answered. Well, there you go.

This is serendipity. It's meant to be, Cheryl. Well, that's where we you go. This is serendipity. It's meant to be, Cheryl. Well, that's where we are anyway. This is fate. Well, it's been lovely talking to you. Have you got a message for our listeners you'd like to put out there? Oh, yes, just come and visit us any time. In Karamea? Yes, in Karamea. Mate, if the people are like you, I'm going to be there in a second. Good. Alright, hey, thanks for your time, Cheryl

We appreciate it I've got a B&B here, so come and book in We'll be there in two shakes What's the Airbnb's name? A very A very special place A very special place in Karamea On the west coast

There you go, you got a plug Thanks, Cheryl. Thank you very much. See you, Cheryl. Bye. Oh my God. I'm obsessed with Cheryl. We'll reverse engineer this. If you now have a sexy dream tonight about Cheryl, job

complete. Mission complete. How sweet was she? Ella's won the race, by the way. Did you get her? We've got the number Plug it in She's not answering Oh for fuck's sake I think she's avoiding me

We're going to hold her over until tomorrow Oh my god I mean we did have Cheryl We had Cheryl I thought we peaked We peaked at Cheryl Wait Do we have time for my comedy?

No Nah That'll be Thursday's podcast She's working on the set all day I've got a comedy set list Is it short? Is it short? Oh it's really short Okay Really short My comedy? No. Nah. That'll be Thursday's podcast. She's working on the set all day. I've got a comedy set list. Is it short? Is it short?

Oh, it's really short. Okay. Really short. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you performing stand-up comedy? You're actually doing it? Just to you. Just to you guys. Remember, we have peaked, so this better be better than it.

Oh, it's really good. Okay. You're going to peak even higher. All right, guys. It's great to have you all out here in the comedy club tonight. Please welcome to the stage a young comedian up and coming. Her name's Ella the Vegan. I'm running, I'm running.

I'm doing the run. Hey guys, thanks so much for coming. So we're all aware of this beautiful comedian Matt Rife, Matty Rife. Yes, the hot, good looking comedian. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he sucks. No, we love him. He's hot.

Well, I was thinking. Where are the jokes? We like his face and big muscles. He does comedy, but he doesn't riff. He riffs. Fucking hell. Holy shit. I wish I could remember Cheryl's phone number so we could get her back.

We need. You guys are so mean. What if we want to call her number again? We should have got her number. Tomorrow on the podcast, Hayley Sproul, Cheryl from the West Coast, and no comedy from producer Ella. Oh, that's going to be a ripping podcast tomorrow.

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