ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th October 2024

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

The bad news fairy has made an appearance with an update about whether Clint will keep the dog or not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network After Party Duh Hey everybody, welcome to After Party, bad news guys Oh no Yay Yay? No I'm joking, what?

We can't get the dog Oh no yeah i'm here and he told me is it because of your puss it's because of my puss your grumpy puss because i'm a puss with a puss oh if you didn't listen to the podcast last week we were hoping to adopt a friend's dog a three-year-old golden retriever great dog dog. Oh, my God, best dog. He was such a lovely dog. Great family dog. Wonderful with the kids. Cute.

Good companion for me. Like, I was going for walks with him and just lovely. But I just didn't see, I know it was only two days, but I just didn't see the cat coming around, just knowing what sort of cat she is. Was she like a skittish, hide under the bed kind of cat? Or like hissing in his face kind of cat? I picture her to be that kind of cat.

No, but what happened was she was always an outside cat, like quite roam around, enjoy the outside, come in really late at night kind of cat. Master of her domain. Yeah, but then when we moved to this new house, the neighbour's cats come into our backyard quite a lot and she got absolutely terrified of other

cats. So much so that she started pissing inside which she managed to get control of. But now she exclusively lives inside. She's gone from being an outside cat to never going outside. The cats were obviously probably beating her up. Probably. Like that does happen a lot. So then it just felt too mean to then put a giant dog in her safe space.

Just a question. Could it be an outside dog? Yeah, I know. And I thought that too. But then I thought that's not fair to the dog who has been pretty pampered, to be honest. He's an indoor dog who sleeps on the bed and sits on the couch to then make him an outdoor dog i

don't know i don't know enough about dogs but yeah that sucks man because it's amazing how fast you fall in love with an animal yeah and i did straight away it only took a day and then my wife who was right my life had that my life had to have the hard conversation where she's like, hey, we have to be realistic about this. And I felt myself, after literally 24 hours, getting upset about losing this dog. Yeah, you're like, but he's my best friend. But I've never had a dog. Dogs will do that to you.

I know. Yeah, they're just, there's something about, especially some dogs are so special and you just, that's how, like literally i met meryl once at the animal sanctuary and i remember the car like we literally had this one meeting with this dog and on the drive home and i said to my partner i was like i love her like she's the one like i just knew and i just fell in love with her from like one hour meeting. You know, that's just how they are. Yeah.

But I have to, as a dog parent, it's not fair on the dogs, not fair on the cat, won't be fair on anyone in the house. No. It's not fair if the cat became a complete recluse or worse, ran away or just changed her behaviour. And you can't re-home a dog that you've rehomed already. Like we couldn't send them away again after six months. You know, we couldn't even just try out and hope for the best.

Yeah. So, and then I said to Lucy, I was like, man, it fucking sucks being an adult and having to make adult decisions. So annoying. You know, as a kid, if you couldn't keep the dog. I'm so over it. You just go, my stupid parents If you couldn't keep the dog I'm so over it You just go My stupid parents Wouldn't let me have the dog

But all I have to say is My stupid self Wouldn't let me have the dog That I couldn't have Stupid me Stupid I'm so sick of making Adult decisions

Yeah Yeah I'm fucking over it I didn't sign up for this shit When do I get to go to the rest home You know Yeah Sign me up

I want to go to what my nan Eventually went to What It's like there's It wasn to the rest home. Yeah. Sign me up. I want to go to what my nan eventually went to. What? It wasn't a rest home, guys. Nan, it's not a rest home. It was this little community. Like there was probably like, I think, eight to ten units. Like a village.

Like a little village. Not a big one, though. You know how there's some that are huge. Yeah, it was probably like eight to ten units and nothing too crazy, just small where it was easy to look after. And then they'd have like a shed out the back where they'd have like card games and they'd go over to each other's places for tea and stuff. Those exist.

I've seen those around Auckland. They're quite neat. I saw a story in the news last week of one of those small retirement village things where the residents were meeting in the community hall in the middle at the shed. To sex. Nah, to drink.

So in the evenings they would meet there and have a couple of drinks. Fun! And... And then the sex. Well, maybe. But they weren't doing the sex in there.

If they were doing the sex... They'd go back to their unit. They stopped. They banned them from drinking. Why? They said it's not appropriate. It's not what the community centre's for. What the heck?

Lame. Let them have some fun. Let them have some fun. Are you fucking joking? Let them eat their own chocolate. How much trouble are eight elderly people going to get up to? I'm fucking outraged by that. Where is it?

I'm not sure. It was in New Zealand. I'm not sure where specifically. Oh, I want to look up the store. Hey, guys, should we sneak in? Yes. And give them some drinks. I'm being legit.

Should we give them a drink sponsor? Should we? Should we? Or? Should we install a gig? I've got a great idea. I've got a great idea. Should we put on a house party for this group of people?

Yes. Track them down. And we get some live music, supply all the drinks. Shit, that would be fun. It would be, and I'd love it. And we just give the middle finger to management. Stupid management. God, fun police are the worst type of people.

Could you imagine? The worst. I get it, right? I get that there's rules in life and there's rules in places right and i get it if people are being disruptive and if it's yeah yeah if it's being excessive and i get all that shit but if they're not hurting anyone and yes maybe they are breaking some rules but they're not hurting anyone it's not putting anyone out leave them the fuck alone and they probably look forward to that when they wake up. Of course they do.

It's a social thing. I can't wait to see John. Being social is so important at that age. It's so important. It's so important. Mental health for old people is very important. There's nothing wrong with having a few drinks. I feel sad for them.

God, that makes me sad. I'm going to go home and Google that. Yeah, if anyone's got the link to the story, can you put it on our Facebook page? So we can get angry. Angry. Let me get even. I'm being to go home and Google that. Yeah, if anyone's got the link to the story, can you put it on our Facebook page? I would love... So we can get angry. Angry. And then get even. I'm being serious.

Should we put together the greatest house party of all time? That'd be the shortest house party too. Well, yeah, it starts at five. Yeah, yeah. Starts at five o'clock. Early bird special. Goes till 7.30. It's got asparagus rolls.

Be great. Be a good time. Anyway. Keen. Keen, let's up and fuck off, shall we? Shall we go? Yeah. I'm starving.

Me too. Me too. I'm trying not to eat shit at the moment. Yeah, not me. But I still do. See, I didn't even ask you for one of those Pringles today. You also didn't offer, but I didn't ask you for one. Yeah, I didn't.

That was fucking rude of me, wasn't it? You're at that stage where you can just for one. Yeah, I didn't. That was fucking rude of me. It's not rude. I didn't notice that. You're at that stage where you can just grab them. Yeah, well, yes, we are. But I didn't. We are. Okay. Anyway. Anyway, bye.

Peace out. Bye-bye. After party. Duh.