ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 14th October 2025

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

Bree's got the best joke she ever came up with - listen to Name in a Haystack in the full podcast if you want the full context. And shout out to any Oceans who might be listening. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the After Party. Hi guys, welcome to the After Party with Bree and Clint. A couple of things. I'm so bloody hungry. I could eat an Emma Beckett. What's an Emma Beckett? Oh, I could eat an Emma Beckett. I'm so hungry.

Googling. Emma Beckett. Emma Beckett. Emma L. Beckett? She's a food and nutrition scientist. Delish. I'm so hungry I could eat an Emma Beckett. Yeah, it's a new saying.

Have you heard it? No. Yeah. So hungry, I could eat an Emma Beckett. I'm so hungry I could eat an Emma Beckett. I'm so hungry I could eat a Julie Wall. What? Is that for me?

Is that one for me? Julie Wall. She's my friend's mum. Have you seen that trend? Oh, yes. And you say... The other F is Emma Beckett. She's from my child.

She's friend, yeah. Right. One of Ella's random friends that I saw on Facebook. You random lady. I saw this on a TikTok. Actually, a long time ago. Yeah. Lindsay Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac was at lunch with his kids.

And they were at lunch. Yeah. And the daughter set up her TikTok. And she goes, I'm so hungry I could eat her John Stewart. And he's like, what did you say? I'm so hungry. I could eat a John Stewart. The next thing on my agenda

This will make sense once you've listened to the other podcast I'm so hungry I could eat a Katie Drage You leave Katie Drage out of this And her lot of Milligan Oh you leave her lot of wins out of this I could eat a Steve Thomas out actually Oh okay that's She's won the Powerball

What's Bree's brother's name? Enough. I have an ocean joke. You've Aiden enough. Aiden's nice. Okay, that's enough. I have an ocean joke for you guys. Okay.

That'll make more sense once you listen to the other podcast. It would not be a shit joke. But if someone... Shut up, Florida. If someone's named Ocean and someone sleeps with Ocean... Yeah, yeah. And someone says to that guy, Mm-hmm.

Did you sleep with the ocean? ocean and he goes yeah yeah and they say i hope you use protection and he said oh it's just another drop in the ocean that is yuck but we waited like an hour for those that's good an hour ago when we were talking about this pre he goes remind me i've got an ocean joke rate that joke out of ten come out of that you come up with that yes i give it an eight thank you you know an eight's good eh that was good that was ella liked it i like she i'm just I'm checking you how Ella knows how the scoring system works. By Ella's standard, that joke was one of the best jokes she's ever heard.

Also, okay, last thing. It's been for a dip in the ocean. Last thing. That's good. I've been going on about how my dog was getting a mullet haircut today. My dog, Whitney. Did you guys want to see a photo? Yes.

Okay, hold on. I'm going to post the photo to our group chat. Post it in the Facebook group. I'm over our group chat name, and I know you don't want to change it, but. It bugs me. Oh, my God. What the... What is born today, Brie?

That's two-row. Breez just shared a picture of a hyena. What's wrong with you? Are you doing? You're done, right? I'm not going to lie, though. The pictures my partner sent me kind of looks like that.

Hold on, I'll send you those now. I'll post these in the podcast group so everyone can have a laugh. Shit. That was good. That's better than the ocean. I loved, I loved. Elego's, oh, what the hell?

You thought it was my dog. You lunatic. Oh, my God. Come on, where's the Whitney photos? Okay, hold on here we go. You can't really see. I need to get a good photo when I go home. Okay.

I think they had to cut more of her hair, like the top of her hair part off because she was matted. So she's going to have to grow out her mullet, just like everyone else. Ella, should I put the video of you tying my mullet into a ponytail in the group chat? Yeah, that's good. In the face, in the group therapy page?

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Do I look good? Is it a bad angle? I liked it. Okay. Do I have like some double chins going on? Just block them. It's not really about you.

It's more about my mullet. Yeah, no one will look past the huge ponytail, so. Can't see you past all that here. You find the picture of your fucking dog, you boomer? How long are we going to wait for this? I sent them. No, they're not here. No, you have not sent them.

Oh. Check your Wi-Fi. Oh, okay, sent them now. You grandma. I thought I had. That's just a dog. No, I get it. I get it.

It's hard to tell where the neck stretched out. Yeah, I know. They're not the best photos. I need a better photo. Did you pay money for that dog haircut? Yeah. Not good. Right.

You should have seen what she looked like before that. She could have done better. If you're going to give her comedy haircuts like that, Why don't you just buy a set of clippers and do it yourself? I'll get me to do it. Oh, because the rest of it, I don't want to ruin her coat. Oh, true, clearly. I just wanted to give her a mumlet.

I actually like the hyena more. That's so mean. At least she's not ugly, like you're disgusting foster cats. Shots fired. Damn, you're on something today. No, that's valid. I did. What do you mean?

I'm on something. She just actually disrespected my dog. You disrespected five kittens She's known for two days From the street All they've known is hardship And then you've come along Called them ugly

Oh big fuckety whoop I'm telling them you said that Boy, Bree Tonight go fuck yourself Oh shit you got me then Holy shit Put a fist up yourself All right

Sorry that's not nice Now we need to put a warning Yeah sorry You're on thin ice I reckon Me, you're brave You Yeah, you You're on thin ice

Mom and Dad said You're on thin ice Oh no Sorry Papa Am I back on the egg list With your parents yet No no egg for Claudia Should we call

Mama die and just ask Let's just call her And just ask it Hey mum Wait for Easter Oh yeah Okay we won't do We need to know

If they're on the naughty list though It's Christmas It's coming Steve's in my naughty Is our Taylor Swift dance Gone viral yet It's off 3K views that video man

that's not your best work Clint I'm glad I'm not on TikTok because I mean you got good good ass movement yeah does he I feel like that's where I look stiff as a board

I feel like that's where he is the stiffers the rest was good from Clint and then as soon as he had to like what is he doing with his hands it was not too bad he had some bits in there and then the ass part it just went south

I'm looking for today too That's what happens If you don't do squats My ass was never North What? Mine's going south, east and west My ass was never north Your ass is backing up onto my

My ass was south south That didn't work, did it My ass was, hold on Yeah My ass with East Never eat Soggy, you eat back

East, South and West. Man, I wish I made that joke. Man, I wish Claudia made that joke for 15 seconds ago. Oh, did she? Without having to mentally picture what was on a compass. Yeah, she did that a lot faster. Says fucking you, who has to use his hands

every time to check which is your left and right. She said it out loud. Mate, I will say. Oh, what side of the bed do I sleep on? Hang on, hang on, uh. And I just, uh, let me use my hand. This is L. So that means Clint, I don't know how this turned on you, but thank you.

Don't know how this turned on me. This is classic deflection from Bray. What's right? Oh, I hate all of you so bad. Me too. I just insulted Clint for you. Yeah, thanks Ella. How dare you?

Do you have any more good ocean jokes or should we leave it there? I think this is a solid podcast. Me too. I've got one more ocean joke, but it might not be up your guys alley. Oh. Come on! That was confident. Brie.

Come on. That was just off the top. Did you get my joke? It was good. It wasn't your joke. It was Brie's joke and you just decided to explain it. No. She added to it.

It's a pun, you dick. You needed to signal to everybody that you got the joke by. Hey, Clint. Send this podcast in for our next radio award, Claude. Can we not. post this one. Let's delete this. Let's delete this one.

I think people will be listening to this in their car, chuckling along. All right, I've turned her off. Do you reckon? Do you honestly reckon oh, you actually turned her off? Yeah, time to go. See you guys tomorrow.

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