ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 14th September 2023

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

Apparently we <3 bald men? Not sure how we ended up here but people like what people like! Then Bree told the story of the coughing kid that sat behind her on her flight back from Europe, poor kid, but also... poor Bree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Welcome to the after party indeed. I've bought sausage rolls. Where? Where? No, it's a hypothetical sausage rolls. You can't say that you've bought sausage rolls and then there's no sausage rolls. Well, it's not a real freaking after party either. Well, I didn't...

Oh, I thought you actually had sausage rolls. Yeah, see, we've never done that joke before. Oh. We're not used to that joke. You know what? I think he has to bring sausage rolls now sometime next week. Vegan, please. Or just vegetarian. Yeah, please.

Oh, yeah, veggie. I'll take straight meat. Oh, I have to bring three different types of sausage rolls. Veggie's fine. Veggie and vegan. Clint, just buy. Just buy. No.

Yeah, I'm going to do Irvine sausage rolls and I'm going to tell you that impossible sausage rolls and you'll be like, these taste like real sausage rolls. These are amazing. I will eat it

and I'll shit on your desk. I don't have a desk. Well, right there you will. That's your desk. Oh, but that affects other people in the building. Think about your vegans are so inconsiderate.

No, you're inconsiderate. With your sloppy pose. I'm going to throw it at you. I'm going to throw it at you. I'm going to throw it at you. With your gross green vegan pose. Throw it at you. Coming at you. How did you know?

No, that was just the blue food coloring from yesterday. Yeah. Yeah, blue's poos. Anyway, I'm sorry. I love that show. I watched a podcast with him recently, Steve from Blue's Clothes. Thank you. He's bald now.

He's bald? That was mean of me. It shouldn't have been the lead comment. It just was quite. He's happy now is what you're saying. Yeah. He's happy. I love bald men.

I think bald men are sexy. It's too late, mate. It's too late. Don't dig. No, I genuinely do. You know what I don't think is sexy? I love a cute little baldie. I like to tickle their head for good luck. I don't think is sexy? I love a cute little baldy. I like to tickle their head for good luck.

I don't think is sexy is when... Guys with hair. Guys with hair, yuck. Yeah, yuck. No, but you know when... I think when guys just go, yep, I'm going to shave it all off. It's confidence. Exactly.

I'm like, good on you. I actually really like it. But when you've got... Like two strands left and you're trying to make do with it. Yeah. But I mean, you know, it it's fine it's just hair have you got your 23 have you had any balding friends your age ella because it does happen it does yeah i think i'm okay at the moment the hairiest guy i knew at my high school i'm talking like he had a proper beard in, what do you say now? Year 11. Jeez.

Like a proper beard, hairy chest. I hate to think what the pune situation was like. Yeah. Year 11's the third to last one, eh? Yeah. Yeah. We didn't call it that. Four or five.

The Kiwis is the third to last. And he was balding by year 13. Within the two years? He had so much testosterone he had hair everywhere but just something in his jeans sucks man his hair started his hair had begun receding by the time of the year dude yeah it feels so bad actually i knew this really at church when growing up there was this really hot guy who was like older and was like just beautiful tanned long hair and now all of a sudden not not so hot i can beat that no i can beat it sounds like you're describing jesus actually does yeah i can beat that i knew a guy way younger than how old would he have been my guy yeah 17 yeah i knew

get this i knew a fucking baby that was bald. Oh, I knew you were going to say that. Damn. Damn. I forgot you're funny. Did he have confidence, though? I had a heap of confidence. Did he go, wah! He owned it.

Wah! You know, it made him cute. Bit of a whinger, though. Yeah, bit of a whinger. Gimmies and milk. He was piss your pants funny. Fuck babies and whingers, aren't they? Yeah, so whiny.

God. Go on a long-haul flight, oh, fucking wh whiny. God. Go on a long haul flight. Oh, fucking whinges. I feel for parents on a long haul flight. Yeah, so do I. Feel for the baby. Nah, the baby's not going to remember it. The baby didn't ask to go on a plane.

The parents are having the trauma, not the baby. The baby's constantly having the worst day of its life. God, I'm not joking. So I was on that bloody 17 hour flight and two rows back from me. What did you go to see? Yeah, I went to Europe. I I was on that bloody 17-hour flight and two rows back from me. What did you go to see? Yeah, I went to Europe. I probably should talk about it a bit more. And two rows back there was this kid sitting like next to his mum.

So I think it was kid, mum, dad. And I reckon the kid would have been like he was fairly old, like probably eight or nine. And I'm not joking. This is what it was fairly old, like probably eight or nine. Yeah. And I'm not joking. This is what it sounded like for probably about six hours. Ha-ha. Oh. Ha-ha.

Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. From the kid. From the kid. And I was like, my partner's fire and I was like looking at each other. This went on for six hours and my partner looks at me, we look at each other and we was like, my partner's fire. And I was looking at each other. This went on for six hours.

And my partner looks at me. We look at each other. And we were like, get that kid a fucking glass of water for God's sake. Get that kid some Diff later. I was like, get the kid something. Get that kid some Robitussin. I was like, is that kid going to die? He'd be exhausted.

There was no break in between coughs. It was just constant. I was no break in between coughs. Like it was just constant. I was like that poor bloody kid. We have to go. Bree's got a special event to go to. So let's GTFO. Enjoy the other podcast. We'll catch you guys tomorrow.

Bye. Oh, that's nice, man.