ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 15th April 2024

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

Is it your partner's job to love you unconditionally? Clint has some life advice which will help you appreciate your partner just a little bit more. Wholesome stuff. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Okay. Which one's he gonna pick? I never know which one's which. An oldie but a goodie. Solid. Hi, welcome to the after party everybody. It's good to be here.

Good to be back. Good to be here. For another week. Yeah, witcher. Who's got the juice today? Who is bringing the juice? I brought it on Friday. What was your juice on Friday?

Oh, my God, guys. My mum called me up on the weekend. Yeah. And I couldn't remember exactly what all of us were talking about on one of the after-party podcasts, but she was, like, mortified. What are we talking about? She was like, Brianna, all of you in there. I thought, because she always listens to the main show podcast, right?

Yeah. And then I think if she has time from like, you know, every now and then she'll listen to the after party. To this garbage, yeah. Yeah. Was it the one I had to censor 80% of it? It could have been. It was disgusting.

In her words, you were talking about the JJs. We wouldn't do that. I was mortified, Brianna. Oh, and you said, yeah, I won't say it. I'll have to beep it again if you say it. Yeah. No, you, Clint, said. What did I say? You were talking about ****.

I did not. I didn't do shit. Yeah, right. Well, does that make you want to operate a bit differently? Surely whenever you are in public you should think, what if my mother could hear me right now? You know? Nah. Especially when you're broadcasting. Well, does that make you want to operate a bit differently? Surely whenever you are in public, you should think, what if my mother could hear me right now? You know? Nah. Especially when you're broadcasting.

No, because you know what my mum always says? No, actually, I say it about her. She loves me for me. And that's all of me. Not just the best bits. Does she or does she love you in spite of you? Maybe more that. It's unconditional love is what it is and we move on.

It is unconditional love. Yeah, it's unconditional love. Or the only kind of something and only your mother could love. Yeah. That's the other way. Thank God for unconditional love. Yeah. Thank God.

Who's got it for you? Your mum. Mum. Your dad. Dad. And Jesus Christ. And the big guy upstairs. My Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

Take the wheel. You think your partner has it for you. They don't. They don't, and it's not their job to have it for you. You reckon? Partners don't. It is not your partner's job to love you unconditionally. That suggests that you can be an absolute shitbag to your partner,

and they still have to love you. It's not unconditional. I see what you're saying. You should, not to get too serious but you should work for your partner's love every day every day oh that sounds like a lot of work i know it does i know but you should think about it you shouldn't just take them for granted that's what i mean oh but that sounds way easier speak your truth clinton taking stuff for granted not saying that i do not saying that i do as i say yeah not as i do imagine if your wife hears

it and goes what a load of crap. She'd go, what have you done for me lately? What a crock of shit. What's the last thing you did selflessly for your partner? Made her coffee and breakfast this morning. That's good. Even though she had the day off and I didn't. That's lovely.

Hung the washing out and put more washing on. No, you didn't do that for your partner. That's for the house. She asked me to do it. Yeah, I know, but that needs to be done. Bree, you shouldn't have to be asked. It's true. It's fucking true.

Just once. What else have I done? Shit. That's enough. That's plenty. You're off the hook. Claudia? Just today?

Oh, no, just recently. What's the last thing you can think of? This morning I made breakfast for both of us. Yeah. I'm about to pick her up downtown so she doesn't have to walk up the road. These are acts of service. That's an act of service. I'm learning what your love languages are here.

I got a scissor tickets, which she couldn't get. That was for you as well. No, I don't like scissor. I mean, sorry. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so you're going to suffer through a scissor concert no i'm excited to go but i'm not that's good you know that's good and otherwise ella what's the last selfless thing you did for your boyfriend um i went on a hike with him yesterday and i'm not and i know

how much you would have hated that a little bit but do you know what i did it after postponing twice but i did it for him yeah and we had a really good time do you know what? I did it after postponing twice, but I did it for him. Yeah. And we had a really good time. Do you think it meant something to him that you were there? Yes. I thought he was going to propose, but he didn't. See, Ella, this is where it's not unconditional. Bree just goes, I'd break up with him.

If he truly loved you, he wouldn't make you go home. No, it's good. If his language is hiking. No, Ryan's love language is knowing what's good for me, and a walk was good. Ryan needs some air. That sounds like he knows how to get what he wants No way He was at my house the whole weekend No way

I like how much you stand up for him And you know I'm just joking Ryan is a saint He was protecting himself Because you guys know what Ella's like when she hasn't been out When she hasn't walked around or got any air She gets wriggly Get the zoomies

What about you Clint? You're the last one She hasn't walked around or got any hair. Yeah, she's crazy. She gets wriggly. Get the zoomies. So do. Get the zoomies. What about you, Clint? You're the last one. You've been a bit quiet. You can't think of anything. Oh, dear. I do the jobs when I, like.

No, but that doesn't count. You just said to me that doesn't count. I know. If that's your job, then. What's something where you've just done it for your wife? Such a good question. Do you buy her a little treaty at the supermarket? I buy her little treaties at the supermarket,

but she's actually limited me on the treaties. She's like, please stop bringing me little treaties, which I listen to for about a week. What about on Waitangi Day? And then I bring her. Flowers? Do you bring her flowers? Come on, that was a good joke.

What did you say? I bring her a little treaty on Waitangi Day. That's what I said. That is so good. How do you do that? All those normal things. I go and make a coffee in the morning and things like that. Did you do it recently?

I make a coffee every day. Okay. Every day. But she makes me dinner every night. Yeah, so it's like, what is something where you've gone out of your way For her For her It's tough because especially when you've been with someone

For so long too I feel like if I did it She'd be like what are you trying to get What's the ulterior motive here What have you done You go nothing babe I love you you're hot I'm trying to think now too When my partner compliments me I'm'm like, what do you want? What have you done?

What have you done? Where is it? Oh, shit, I'm trying to think now, too. Yeah. Do you know my boyfriend and I had to have a conversation because I wanted him to buy me more flowers and he wanted me to pay for more things? You told me this. Yeah, you wanted him to randomly buy you flowers, right?

Oh, I just wanted some random flowers here and there and he was like, well, can you pay for dinner once in a while? I was like, yeah. Flowers are such a... But it's so good

to have those conversations and get your little bugbears out on the open. Oh, we're very good at that. Flowers are such a waste of money. No. My partner loves flowers too. I buy my partner flowers

and she's got hay fever. I bought my partner Lego flowers. I got two cats for my wife and I's got hay fever. I bought my partner Lego flowers. I got two cats for my wife and I'm allergic to cats. That was fucking ages ago, mate. And I'm still living with those cats. You've done nothing since then?

That was like ten years ago. And you love those cats. What else have you done? You know. Stuff. I don't know. Make the bed? Come on. I'll make the bed. But again, you can't say that, you can't make the bed that you both sleep in

and say to the person, I made that for you. Does this count? Does this count? Yeah, you can't. That doesn't count. Does this count? I

really, really wanted to go to Bali. Yeah. Stop doing that gesture. It's disgusting. What gesture are you doing? It's disgusting. Does it count?

It makes me feel so ill. A little bit for me It's disgusting. What gesture are you doing? It's disgusting. Does it count? It makes me feel so ill. A little bit for me, though, as well. What? Did it for two. Move on. Move on. Nothing, Ella. Does this count?

I had really, really wanted to go to Bali, and so did she. But I was kind of, like, driving it, and then my partner's brother was going to bali so then we all booked this trip to bali and then i found out that i had to go away for work yeah and instead of going to bali i went away and worked my ass off for three weeks so we could pay for more renovations on our house while she went and holidayed in Bali for a week. That's love. That's pretty selfless. Which I could have said I could have. At the least it's very grown up.

Yeah I felt grown up. Because that's a sacrifice. Sacrifice and responsible. He's going to sacrifice. Again you definitely did that for both of you For your future 100% It was definitely for both of us If no one said it to you I'm proud of you There was a spare ticket to Bali

That was available Is what I'm hearing And you didn't tell me about that I like Bali I'm not going to lie I was pretty irate about the whole situation I was pretty devo He about the whole situation. I was just kidding. I was pretty devo.

He's going to sacrifice himself. No, you can't. Bree, no. There must be another way. Do you want to stop Snape from getting a stud on that? Hurry, it's you. That has to go on. To barley. Okay, guys.

Go and get the other podcast and find out. Juice, juice, juice. Find out on the other podcast and find out. Juice, juice, juice. Find out on the other podcast who licked Brie. There's the juice. See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye, guys. Ella, no.

No.