ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 15th August 2023

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

There's only one thing that can turn Bree Tomasel into a jealous beast... and it finally happened to Clint. Yikes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. At the after party. The after party. At the after party. We ain't never gonna stop. Sorry for always playing the same after party intro. I think my brain gravitates towards that button. But Claudia's made a plethora of beautiful intros.

I'll make some new ones if you don't like them. Plethora. Do better. Plethora. Plethora, I believe. Plethora. Plethora. Plethora. Plethora, I believe. Plethora. Plethora.

Plethora. Placenta. No, that is something else. Placenta. So disgusting. Hey. So yuck. We're going to, Brie and I are going to the World Cup semifinal tonight.

Are either of you two going? No. Brie and I are going. I got invited very, very last minute. I got invited to go to the game today as a VVIP. Not a VIP. My ticket literally says VVIP.

Do you get a plus one on that deal? No. I get hosted. I'm going with someone. I need to confess something. While you were out of the studio, I had a conversation with Claudia and Ella about how I don't think I'm a very jealous person. Yeah. But I fucking hate you. Yeah, I know.

And there's a couple of reasons why. Yeah. Because normally I'm not a jealous person. Normally I'm like stoked for other people. Yeah. And normally I would be stoked for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you'm not a jealous person. Normally I'm like stoked for other people. Yeah. And normally I would be stoked for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're not a soccer fan.

You're not a fan. You hate football. You hate it. I love it. I played it since I was five. I love it. I've been to so many games. I paid for all my tickets.

And then you get this. Anyway, I feel better now. That's good to get that off your chest. I feel better. Can I say I'm a huge fan of women's football? When did that happen? This FIFA World Cup, when I went to a game, when I got the chance to actually appreciate it.

Men's football, not for me. And this is not me being creepy. This is me saying, I know, I know, I know. Don't assume I'm being creepy. I think- You said earlier that Sweden's your favourite team. They are my favourite team by a long way. I love their brand of football. I think You said earlier That Sweden's your favourite team They are my favourite team By a long way I love their brand of football

I think one particular reason Excuse me I love women's football I've caught the bug But yes I know that I Like it's my thing You know that

That's You know You know what I'm talking about I know You can understand Where I'm coming from You need to understand That the ticket's not transferable

So the options here are That No I don't care To make you happy I just don't go That's No no no Yeah I'm coming. You need to understand that the ticket's not transferable. So the options here are that- No, I don't care. To make you happy, I just don't go. That's the only option. Yeah. I'm not saying that I don't want you to go or I don't want you to enjoy it. I'm just saying that I hate you.

And I get it. And I think that's warranted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, back to my VVIP ticket. No, I don't want to fucking hear about it. I don't give a shit about your VVIP. I'm sitting in seats that are bloody obstructed. I love the game.

I know all the rules. Clint doesn't. I'm going to a special lounge. I don't. I can't sit here. Why not? I need to ask you a question. Girls, I actually can't because I'm going to blow my top.

I need to ask you a question. I'm going to lose my shit. Do you need to leave the room? I'm going to lose my top. I need to ask you a question. I'm going to lose my shit. Do you need to leave the room? I'm going to lose my shit. It's a level above VIP. I fucking hate you. Can you hear yourself? You sound like a toss pot.

I just need to ask a question. What's the question? God, let me get my question out. Just ask the question. Don't put any details. The question's going to enrage me even more. Do you think Natalie Portman and the Prime Minister are going to be in the box with me?

Shut up! Because why else would... Shut up! There can't be a level above the VIP. Guys, I'm going to lose my shit. I'm going to lose my fucking shit. Okay, so if they are... No, no, no, no.

No, this is for your benefit. This is for your benefit. If... I hope you wet your pants. You're about to rape her. I hope you wet your pants. You're about to read through it. I hope you wet your pants in the box and embarrass yourself. If you don't let me ask this question, then you don't get to influence what happens afterwards, okay?

If Natalie Portman, who is in the country, we saw her at a speaking event last night, and the Prime Minister, former Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, who helped get the World Cup to New Zealand, and Ruby Tui, who's an ambassador... Okay, okay. Oh, you sound like a wanker.

And Taika. Oh, my God. you sound like a wanker and Taika oh my god you sound like a wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker

oh it's an opera opera if they're in the box and I meet them oh my god do you oh I couldn't give a fuck do you want

do you want to hear about it tomorrow I could not give two flying fucks I couldn't give a fuck. Do you want to hear about it tomorrow? I could not give two flying fucks. I couldn't give a fuck. Don't do that. Up wrong! I'm so angry. Hang in there.

You know what? Once I'm at the game, I'm not going to think about little Clint up there in the fucking VIP box. You'll be stuck in the boring combo. I'll be thinking about the game of football that I love. Hey, can you stop gatekeeping football, by the way? Hey, the amount of times that I've heard you say how shit football is and then listening.

Men's football. You're going, baby. I'm paid. Men's football. Woo! Deep breath. Love women's football. God, I need to have a lorazepam because I haven't been this enraged for a while.

Anyone would think you weren't going to the game. Okay, we've got to go. I've got to get to this booth so I can take advantage of the buffet. See you guys soon. The after party. The after party. The after after party. We ain't ever going to stop.

I wish my friends could just be happy for me. No, fuck you. Fuck you. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Fuck you, fuck you.