ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 15th December 2023

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

After our chat about signature scents the other day a mysterious package has arrived for Clint... what could it possibly be? Definitely not a special delivery of the Bree's End of Year Prank... surely not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hey everybody, it's the last Brianne Clint. Oh no, because the podcast is keeping going, eh? Yeah, but the last... It's the last real one. The last real one before we start posting holiday ones. Highlight ones. Highlight ones, holiday ones.

Some pre-recorded ones. Claudia's got some really good highlight podcasts she's going to roll out over the holidays, don't you, Claude? Yeah, milk and mama die for all she's worth. Yeah, you've worked hard on them. She's milky too. Yeah, she's very milky. My mum's white as a ghost. She's very laculent. Laculent? Is that a word? I don't know, but I like the sound of it. If someone lactates a lot, are they laculent? Laculent, yeah. Claudia, what are we talking about today? So, I don't know if you remember two days ago, and I cast your minds right back.

Okay. I can't remember what happened yesterday. No, neither. Honestly, neither. This morning, also a blur. A couple days ago, we talked about signature scents. Do you remember that? Yeah.

Yes. So, it came up because I was trying to figure out if a Secret Santa getting me a perfume would be a good idea. You wanted to change your signature scent. Yeah, because I've had the same ones since I was 15, which was 15 years ago. Yeah. We actually got a package. It wasn't for me.

It was for Clint. Oh. Sucks to suck. Cut it. I was going to say, is it for me? I know. Remember how we ripped the shit out of you and said that you need a new one? Yeah.

So someone's reached out. There's a note on it. Do you want me to read it to you? Yes, please. So it says, hi, Clint. I'm a big fan of the show and the podcast. We heard you might be looking for a new signature scent. We thought, I don't know how to pronounce this,

Ortegia, which is exclusively sold at Chemist Warehouse, might be the one. Looking forward to hearing your thoughts. We'll be listening from Anna. Okay, Anna. Well, is Anna just someone who listens to the podcast? Yeah, it's from a PR company. But I think she listens to the podcast. So she heard us rip you out for your Dan Carter's.

Is there a new scent in there? Yeah, there's something shiny in here. Can you bring it in? Yeah, I'll come in. We can sign one together. I'm so jealous. Ella, you and I both got a new signature scent today. Because we were talking about whether it's okay to get someone a signature scent for Secret Santa.

While we were having that conversation, I had already whether it's okay to get someone a signature scent for Secret Santa. While we were having that conversation, I had already organized Ella's Secret Santa gift. New signature scent. Which was her new signature scent. I got her the Billie Eilish. Oh, gutted. Okay. I wonder if they've chosen this with me in mind.

Ooh. Ortigia. Ortigia. Ortigia? Ortigia? I don't know. Unframe the box. The pretty box. Fromizia. Ortizia? Ortizia? I don't know. Unframe the box. It's a pretty box.

From Sicilia. Sicilia. Eau de Parfum. Okay. Okay. Give it a... Okay. Oh, it's a little bottle.

Oh, it's very fragrant. Oh. You got to go on your wrist. Is it good? Apparently the wrist is the spot. The wrist is the spot because that's where it's going to... But don't mush it together. Apparently that ruins it. spot. The wrist is the spot because that's where it's going to... But don't mush it together. Apparently that ruins it. Yeah, you dab together.

Oh, that's a myth. Nah, I think it's true. It also smells different on everyone. Okay. Do you spray it? No, not yet. Are you being rude? Just do a little dab on your wrist. How come it was already open? Huh? It was already...

I feel like you're pranking me. It's not. It's lost. Okay. Is it working? Oh, it's new. No, don't mush it. Just tap, tap, tap, tap. Oh, fuck. Oh, that is fucking disgusting.

What is that? Oh. Oh, is is fucking disgusting. What is that? Is this your new signature scene? Is this the fucking fart spray? You didn't think we'd end the year without a last prank, did you, baby? Last prank, last prank, last prank, last prank. Oh, a fucking rake. It literally smells like human shit. I've got to go out to dinner.

I'm going out to dinner with my wife after this. That's why I told you to spray it on your wrist where you can wash it off. Let me smell. I have to go and wash myself It's actually that bad It smells like someone I didn't want to be rude I smelled bad from the start

I didn't want to be rude to the PR company But look at the Read Just wait for a second Read the PR company and just see if you notice anything About the PR company Le Samot if you notice anything about the PR company. Oh, no. Le Samot PR.

Actually, small section. Does that look like anything? Le Samot PR. Thomas L. Bah! Got him. The PR company is my name backwards. I'll say two things.

Well done. Thank you. You got me. And I have to go and wash because this cannot sink in. Don't worry. I've got the actual that you can spray on after.

Wait. Is there a real one? No, that's my perfume. But we had to make it look legit and it looked like a prank bottle. Fucking hell. It smells so good. He's off it. He's out.

I'm going to dinner with like six people. I can't put my nice clothes on. It smells like someone defecated on him. It actually reeks. Hey, Claude. Guard him. Guard him. The look on his face he doesn't even know how nice you've been by not making him wear it yesterday thank you claudia i'm a good person thank you and how

nice was i when i was like spray it on your wrist yeah not on your face not all your clothes how nice is me well it actually re, though. It smells like actual shit. The decoy, we were like, oh, strong perfume. Oh, I can probably smell the real one. But no. No. Oh, my God. Why does stuff like this bring me so much joy?

I've been working on that prank for a month. Honestly, for ages. For a month. I feel a bit sick. Oh, it stinks in here. Like, you know the other fart spray and it kind of smelled like sulfur? This smells like actual human shit. Actual shit.

It smells like a toilet. It smells like someone has, like, bombed a toilet hardcore at an office. It's just terrible. So, what do you think? Out of 10, end of year prank. I found my signature scent. It's shit. It's shit.

The real prank is on me because that bottle of fart perfume cost me $130. Oh, what? Worth it for the end of year prank. I need to start taking it up a notch. I reckon you've got your value out of it now. I reckon you can put it in the end of year prank I need to start taking it up a notch I reckon you've got your value out of it Now I reckon you can put it in the bin You reckon

You know when I It's done its dash So when it got sent to me They had to put it in a bag With like all these wood chips Because it reeks so much Where do you keep it? Well to be honest

I recently got it It came just in time Lucky you Is it not the old one in time. Lucky you. Is it not the old one? What? Remember you had that really bad fart spray that you used? No, this is like that one was a spray. This is an actual fart prank perfume.

Oh. Yeah, this is a new one. Oh, I thought that was the original. Because the original actually smells better than that. It smelled like sulphur. That smells rancid. This smelled like sulphur. That smells rancid. This smells like human shit. Anyway, what do you rate our end of year prank out of 10?

Thinking about the last ones, we did the lacy panties. We did the changing of the- I don't think you outdid changing the entire station. That was pretty good. What about my acting though? I don't want a new costume. And you need to think about it. I started planning this like two months ago,

and then we set up the fake convo on the podcast on Tuesday. Oh, was that all linked to that? Yes. We've set up that. We made a fake PR company, La Semonde PR. We signed it off with Anna, which is the last part of my name. Like there's a lot that went into this. So what do you rate it?

It's a solid nine. It has to be. I didn't tweak at all. If I had known, I wouldn't have sprayed it on myself. I wouldn't have sprayed it on myself just so we could get the video. I literally am going out for dinner tonight with like six friends. You wouldn't have done it. Fuck no.

Fuck yes, we got him. Yay. Last one of the year. Nice work, girls. Out on a high. Out on a high. Thanks, everybody. Thank you, guys.

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