ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 15th January 2024

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

Happy New Year! We're back and better than ever. Bree had a birthday while we were away so Clint organised a gift for her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. We're back, baby! The Brianne Clint Podcast. The first actual, like, recorded this year, Brianne Clint Podcast of 2024. Yeah, we're back from holidays. I love, you said to producer Claude, are you ready for the podcast? And she goes, yep, and then walks off. Yeah, because she's gone to get something. Do you want your birthday present?

Yes. Bree's birthday was over summer. Everyone forgets about it. No, we did not forget about it. Not you guys. No, I'm just saying not you guys, but everyone normally forgets. And this is the first time we've seen you because we had a lovely break from each other over summer.

And Claudia, Pixie, did she leave the room? Yeah, she went. I saw her. See, that's why I said to her, are you ready for the podcast? And she went, yeah. And then she clearly wasn't ready for the podcast. She's gone into the ZM office. I saw her in there.

Is she? Okay, she's. Claudia, you didn't do the thing that I asked. What's the thing that you asked it's big i asked her to rip it oh it's wrapped who has wrapping paper well i thought you could get typical my birthday very busy day okay claudia it's not it's covered though because i because i i i got it right and forgot to wrap it and. And then I was coming into work today with it. I went, fuck, I forgot to wrap it.

And so I sent Claudia a voice message saying, hey, I'm going to drop it off. Can you wrap it? And it's wrapped. Not in paper, though. It's better for the environment. All right. If someone you're about to have an indoor gardening session with says, it's wrapped.

It's got paper on it Yeah if you're about to make love to somebody and they bring out a flannel shirt I don't know if that's going to work to cover their private parts like Claudia's done with this gift It's not even a linen shirt it's I think a chef's shirt from your Jeremy Sousa. Do they still

stink because they got cream on them and then they got washed? We can get rid of those by the way we don't need to keep everything. Well, there's a big box of stuff out there. I like to keep it for memory. Dress-up box. Just in case. Yeah.

Oh, I'm excited. Okay. Presents for me. Claudia, please, when you're ready, bring in the birthday... It's big. ...present. Are you 34? Yeah, 34, yeah.

34. Yeah, yeah. I mean, 33. 33, yeah. This is a gift for your current stage of life. Ooh. I'll put it up here for you. I hope it's a jumping castle.

No, that's not your current stage of life. Oh, okay. Ooh. Is it some tools or something? Yes. Oh, yes! I'm obsessed. Nice, guys.

It is a high-pressure washer from Karcher. Yes! I'm obsessed. Nice, guys. It is a high-pressure washer from Karcher. It's a Karcher water blaster. It's a K2 power control 1750 PSI. That's a great present, guys. Thank you. Because you're in your Renaults. Yes. You're doing your Renaults.

Oh, that's perfect. And you're in the indoors, but you'll get onto the outdoors. Oh, trust me. The outdoors is once we move in, it's next. I'm keen to know what you would prefer because it was out of this and a wheelbarrow. This. Yeah? 100%.

Who wants a wheelbarrow? All day. Me, I want a wheelbarrow. We've got a wheelbarrow. Oh, okay. Yeah, so you guys have nailed it. Thank you, guys. Waterblasting is so fun.

Holy shit, Sophia's going to be, this is more of a present for her too. She's going to love this. Sixth position, the wheelbarrow, isn't it? Yeah. I feel like it's quite a hard one to do. What position is the water blaster? I know what the finger blaster is. I feel like the water blaster is pretty self-explanatory too.

Yeah, true, yeah. Only certain people can do that one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Gross. That's so funny because my idea for the podcast chat today was going to be, let's all be really honest and talk about what was your favourite gift you got over the break.

Oh, yeah. And your least favourite gift. Oh, okay. This will be up there with one of my favourites. Okay, then you can start. If this is your favourite, what's your least favourite? No, I'm not going to say it's my favourite, but it's one of my favourites. Very good gift. Top three.

Top three. My favourite gift? Oh, it's hard. Do you guys know off the top of your head what your favourite gift was? I know what mine is, and you guys are going to hate it Yeah I got headlights for my Crocs I think I see you got headlights

Oh no Headlights Headlights You got the headlights Can I just say I saw Claudia over the break We went to a festival And she wore those hideous green Sandals

Sandal Crocs Oh yeah And I'm not joking Most of the day she was sitting down Because they gave her hideous green sandal crocs. Oh, yeah. And I'm not joking. Most of the day she was sitting down because they gave her hideous blisters. And then they broke. And then they broke. It's the second time I'd ever worn them and they broke. She wears those out of respect for her partner so she knows that.

There's no way Claudia's going to cheat on her at the festival. And so she can find me because they're bright green. I mean, they do a lot of different jobs. Okay, so your favourite was headlights for your crocs? Yep. And your least favourite? It's just, I can never stand I love you, the person that bought me this. They probably won't hear it. They might not. Hand cream? Oh, I hate hand cream. You hate hand cream? I hate it. Yeah, you know why? Why? You don't know. Actually, no, I take that back. You hate hand cream? I hate it. Yeah, you know why? Why?

You don't know. Actually, no, I take that back. I don't hate hand cream. You know what I do hate? I hate those boxes of perfume where you get a smaller perfume and it comes with like the hand cream and the- Oh, to match. To match it.

You know why? Because I reckon it's a scam because it costs, I'd much rather just the bigger bottle of perfume. Oh, okay. You know, rather than the shitty hand cream. Because I'm probably not going to really use that. I don't use hand cream because I'm a man. Sometimes you need it in certain situations.

But a good hand cream. Scented hand cream. A good hand cream is good as well. I don't like the way it feels. I don't like on my palms. I hate when it's sticky or wet. I'll do it on the I don't like the, on my palms. I hate when it's sticky or wet. I'll do it on the back of my hands, but on my palms, I hate that feeling. Ugh.

Okay. A good hand cream, a really good hand cream doesn't feel like that though. Yeah. True. Like a good one. I haven't tried this one out and it's a nice brand, so maybe this is the one. Can I also just say, like, my theory is that same thing that you said, I can't remember when it was, a few years ago.

You know how you were like, lip balm, if you use it, your lips become dependent? Yes. Same with hand cream. It's my scam, my conspiracy theory about lip balm. But I have that same conspiracy theory about hand cream. I have that same conspiracy theory about moisturizer. Yeah. I never needed moisturizer until I started using moisturizer.

Go figure. That's how they get you. Yeah. Okay, very honest, Claude. I know that sounds like a cop-out. I don't think I have a least favorite present. You've got to have a least favorite. It doesn't have to be bad.

It just has to be your least favorite. You don't have to hate the gift. Well, I think I got five presents. What were the five? I read all of them. Ella got me an Usher figurine. Oh, yes. Which I love.

And something else. That's your least favorite favourite You don't even remember Exercise equipment Oh Oh the exercise equipment I've used it Oh nice Okay well

It's great It's not there Thanks for noticing Oh no I know what it is I know what it is It's from the ZM Secret Santa When I got the

When I got the What was that? The picnic rug Oh the blanket Yeah the picnic The throw The For your couch Polyester blanket Tra for your couch Yeah what did your wife Think of that? The picnic rug. Oh, the blanket. Yeah, the picnic rug. The throw. For your couch.

Polyester blanket. Tra for your couch. Yeah, what did your wife think of that blanket? And I vocally went, ugh. Not thinking about the fact that someone had spent money on it, thinking it was a nice gift. You know what I love is that you have roasted me for the past, like, however many years, because I was quite drunk a few years ago at the ZM Christmas party and people, I'm renowned for hating gift cards.

I think they're a shit gift because I'd rather just you give me the money because at least I can spend it wherever rather than just in one spot. Yeah. And I opened my gift and it was a gift card and I went, I hate gift cards. And then Clint always jokes, how about I just literally put my foot in it and then you did the same thing. They're as bad as each other.

I will say yours was purchased specifically for you. The person bought yours with you in mind. So at some point they've gone, Brie will love this. Mine was worse. It was worse. You know what my partner did the other night? Like literally two nights ago? Went and got my wallet and then this other little box that sits at the front of our house and got out all these gift cards

that have been collected over the years. Throughout the expired ones? But went through all the ones and all the money that has expired. I don't even want to think about it. It makes me so angry. Because they're just, oh. You start spending your gift cards. Oh, trust me.

Who wants, I've got a gift card to Nando's. Who wants Nando's? Is Nando's still going? Yeah, just, I think. And your best, your favourite? For the record, Bree, I'll take any gift card you don't want. Okay. Just putting that out there.

I'll hook you up with some gift cards. Also, there's some clothes coming your way when I move house. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Fuck, I spent my KFC chicken dollars over summer. Oh, I've got that in my bag. I had two $50 vouchers and they were both expiring at the end of the year. I got $100 worth of KFC.

No, one of them expired and one of them doesn't. So you might be okay. I got $100 worth of KFC in one go. I did mine in two separate goes. Bree's got her KFC chicken dollars. Is it expired? Is it going on the expired pile of death?

No! That's why they gave them to us because they only had two weeks left on them. I wanted to use it 31st of December. Do you reckon they'd still take it? You could try. You could try. Damn.

My favourite. My favourite. What was your least favourite? The picnic blanket. The picnic blanket. My favourite. Equal favourites. Equal favourites.

Mum got us these beautiful greenstone. Oh, that's a great gift. She got everybody in the family One which is a lovely gift And it's something that I'll keep forever What a great gift And I also bought myself a green couch Oh you bought that couch The artsy looking couch Yeah did I show it to you

You showed it to me So Lucy and I don't buy each other gifts But we bought it, that's our gift to each other yeah. So Lucy and I don't buy each other gifts, but we bought it. That's our gift to each other. Did you steal mine and Sophia's gift for each other this year? You got a couch. We got a couch as well. Isn't it green too? No, it's okay. I didn't get the green one. Mine's a six to eight

week wait. Yeah, ours is a 14 week wait. But we got a message. It comes at the end of this month. Perfect. Like perfect timing. I was going to ask, because you told me that green couch, did you get the designer one? No, I got the knockoff. You got the knockoff one.

Yeah, smart. The real one, I think to get the format that we wanted. Yeah, how much? 20 grand. Fuck me. Yeah. Whoa. Ours was three.

Do couches cost that much designer couches do fuck is it comfortable you reckon the twenty thousand dollar one yeah it's very comfortable yeah no not the one you got not the knockoff i said on the real one too you said on the real one yeah but i think i don't know that you could ever be truly comfortable on a twenty thousand dollar couch because i'd be so worried about marking it or spelling something on it. Can you imagine? Or you can't go and have dinner in front of the TV on a $20,000 couch. No way. And especially with kids or dogs or any type of animal,

you can't have that couch in your house. Yeah, my couch is permanently covered up, so who needs a nice couch? You can just chuck a blanket on it. Anyway, no one tell anybody that I got the knockoff one because I'm going to pretend that I've got the real one. Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. What was I going to say?

You guys love green in your house, don't you? Didn't you tell me you were thinking about a green kitchen bench? Yeah. You guys love a green thing. We're in the bush. Yeah. Same. Most not.

No, you're not. Actually, no, I'm not. That was a funny joke. You're in one of those new subdivisions where they've cleared all the there's no grass i've cleared all the shrubbery concrete you're in that you're in the western suburbs of sydney yeah literally um mine will go real quick because everyone wants to go home um probably my favorite gift i got some really amazing gifts that I didn't expect but were really well tailored to me.

Like really like a friend of mine got me a Shania Twain shirt. It seems like so simple but I love that because I love T-shirts. But my favourite gift was probably. I love T-shirts. I love T-shirts. I love a T-shirt. I love lamp. I love lamp.

Probably the perfume my mum got me because I had no idea that she was getting it for me, but it was super expensive. Elizabeth Arden Red Door. Love it. Can't go wrong. Get it at any good chemist's warehouse near you. Yeah, and I was like, how the freaking hell did you know this? And it was way too expensive.

And I said to her, I was like, you spent way too much. Did she get you the one with the hand cream? No. She got me the big bottle. Yeah, boy. So she cheaped out. She didn't pay for the hand cream upgrade. I said to her, you could have got me the hand cream.

Yeah. And my least, oh, my least favourite. Probably. Oh, I don't want to say. You came up with this question. I know. Hold on. Let me think if there's anything else I can say.

No, because you know what it is. Probably a T-shirt that I got. But you love T-shirts. Not this T-shirt. Right. No. Describe the T-shirt. Explain yourself.

It's got a white tiger on it. And I know that I'm wearing a shirt right now that has a panther on it. Yeah, I feel like they've nailed you. I mean, true. Maybe it's my own fault. It is hard to buy the perfect T-shirt for somebody. T-shirts are very personal Very personal

More in the fit Than the design But yeah Yeah And I feel like It was close But it was just off You have to wear it

Like you have to wear it Once Okay So that it goes Because the person Who bought it for you Will see all the videos That we put out

And be like Oh Bree's got such cool clothes In all the videos Can't wait to see her In the new tiger t-shirt That I got her. Okay, I'm going to wear it one day, like probably after you guys forget about this conversation.

Yeah. And whoever. We're going to turn up to work and we're going to be like, what the. Claudia won't forget. Whoever says to me, is that the T-shirt you were talking about, gets a dollar. No, they get the T-shirt. They get the T-shirt. Claudia, why didn't you say your favorite was the Secret Santa gift that you got? My shoes? Oh, my T-shirt. They get the T-shirt. Claudia, why didn't you say your favourite was the Secret Santa gift that you got?

My shoes? Oh, my T-shirt. Your T-shirt. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're right. Your brie shirt. My brie shirt. Your brie shirt.

Yeah, that's a very close number two, just after the Crooks. Good, good, good. I see a trend happening for you. Okay. All right. Let's go. Thank you, guys. Honestly, thank you, guys. That's such Let's go. Thank you, guys. Honestly, thank you, guys.

That's such a good present. Oh, yeah, you got some blasting today. Oh, I got some blasting, the bloody dude. And because it's a Karcher, you can buy all the accessories to go with it over time. Hell, yeah. You can get the patio attachment. You can get the... Did you know that it's got an app?

I don't know what the app does, but it's got an app. I've got a few ideas. Oh, yeah. For some water blasting. How much pressure does this thing have? You're going to blast out your eyes. Need to clean out a few cobwebs. See you guys tomorrow.

Oh, Ella's not here, by the way. She's camping. Yeah, we weren't just... We didn't ignore her. She's not fired. We turned to Michael. See ya. Bye. do Michael see ya