ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 15th June 2023

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

Bree has some very niche shower thoughts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party. Pop, pop. Hi everybody, welcome back to what used to be the after party and is now the What Is Bree's Mystery Meat Podcast. Mystery, oh, I forgot to look. Oh no! No!

Bree was meant to take an item out of her freezer that she didn't know what it was and take a photo of it and we would guess what it was and then she would defrost it and freezer that she didn't know what it was and take a photo of it. And we would guess what it was and then she would defrost it and eat it and report back on what it was. It wasn't my turn to cook tonight. So we'll play next week. Can we regroup? Yeah, once a week we'll play that game. But I do have an interesting thought for all of you.

I've got an interesting thought. Had it in the shower. Can't wait. So picture this, right? The Titanic. What it in the shower. Can't wait. So picture this, right? The Titanic. What? Hear me out. Hear me out.

The Titanic. Yeah, I'm familiar. I'm picturing it. The biggest issue when it hit an iceberg and started to sink was what? There weren't enough lifeboats. Exactly. The water getting into the boat. The doors weren't big enough.

No, well, you know. The water getting into the boat. The doors weren't big enough. No, well you know the door, what? The door that Kate was floating on. Oh, that too, that too. Clint was right there wasn't enough lifeboats which I mean, big mistake because they said it couldn't be sunk.

The unsinkable ship. You know how in the movie, and I'm sure this happened in real life, they were loading onto the boat women and children first. And underfilling the boats. And underfilling the boats. And they were putting all the women and children first, women and children first, that type of thing.

Does that mean if you were, when did that happen? 1912. 1912. In 1912, if you were a lesbian couple on the Titanic, that you all would have survived if it was you and your children? Definitely. They probably wouldn't

have let you on the boat. It wouldn't have been a secret. It wouldn't have been quite discriminatory back then. It would have been a secret. Oh, okay, so it's a secret. Yeah. Does that mean all the lesbians would have survived? No. Get rid of your beard. No. Why. Does that mean all the lesbians would have survived? No. Straight away get rid of your beard. No.

Why not? Only the first class lesbians. None of the poor lesbians from steerage would have been allowed up onto the main deck. They were stuck, yeah. Oh, because they were only letting the first class passengers. They were only evacuating the passengers who paid the most to be on the Titanic first. Oh, that means all the power bottom lesbians would have been up there. What?

Not the pillow princesses. Or the lumberjack lesbians who were downstairs, they would have been doing the hard mahi. They would have been helping shovel coal and stuff like that. It's true. I'm not sure about that.

What do you mean? Do you regularly think about vintage lesbians while in the shower? It's true. So I'm not sure about that. What do you mean? Interesting question. Do you regularly think about vintage lesbians while in the shower? You know what else I had a thought about? You know what else I had another thought? It's another lesbian. For some reason, it's another lesbian thing. You know, when Madonna kissed Britney Spears.

And Christina Aguilera. Why do we only really talk about Madonna kissing Britney? I think about this a lot. Why? Because even the clip It cuts Christina's kiss off. Ella will be too young to remember this. I don't even think you were born. I've heard about it. It was a huge moment. Huge. Madonna's on stage. She's performing with Britney and Christina who are like the rival pop queens at the time and Madonna who are like the rival pop queens at the time and Madonna

who's like the matriarch of pop queens and it's, correct me if I'm wrong, Brie, it's kind of like a baton passing performance where she's like,

I'm handing over. I am the gods. I endorse these two. Take them into your, yeah, take them into your arms and nurture them. Yeah.

I approve. And Madonna's in the centre. Christina on one side, Britney on the other side. She turns to Christina. She pashes Christina. No, no, no, no. That's not how it went. Is it not?

Nah. So the whole theme was is that she comes out of a wedding cake and she's dressed as the groom. Wait, who? Madonna is. Madonna. Yeah. So Madonna's dressed as the groom.

Yeah. And then Britney and Christina are dressed as brides. Yeah. And then Madonna walks down the cake and then they do their performance or whatever. She kisses Brittany first and then turns and kisses Christina. Right. But you don't see the full kiss.

That changes it for me because there's no way she told MTV that's what she was doing. Oh, you don't reckon? No. So the Brittany one would have slipped through and then they would have been in the process of cutting away from that shot because it was the early 2000s.

They'd be like, ah, lesbians on network television. No, because they cut... And so they would be cutting away from it and that's why the whole Christina patch won't be in there. I didn't even know that Christina was there. Yeah.

See? Why? I have no idea. She kissed both of them. Like the same Which one was longer I reckon Christina's was longer It's the year 2000

Who are you pashing Britney or Christina Christina Because I like it dirty Yeah probably Christina I'll go Britney I'll go Britney Because I'm a bitch

Well no What's the song What Britney bitch Because I'm a bitch That song was not out in the year 2000. Oh, okay. Never mind.

I'll go Britney because I'm crazy. Because I'm crazy. Oops, I did it again. No, not a mental health joke. I'm talking about her song. Crazy. Oh, bang out. Ah, okay.

I need to see now if I'm right. I'm pretty sure I'm right. It sounds right. Sounds plausible. And I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I'm right It sounds right Sounds plausible And I think you're right because I think they cut back and you just see the end of Madonna and Christina's kiss You see the end of it

It was the era of really controversial performance endings because it was around the same time that Justin Timberlake ripped the nipple shield off Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl performance and revealed Janet Jackson's Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl performance. What? And revealed Janet Jackson's nipple at the Super Bowl.

Was that planned? No. Who would have think that Justin Timberlake had helped coordinate the 9-11 attacks, the backlash that that got. Yeah. Oh, really? Even though it would have been a pre-planned thing, they were like, how dare you, Justin? Oh, so it was consensual. Oh my God, here it is.

I think so. And they cut to Justin Timberlake! Yeah, ready? Was he there? Madonna's on the ground, the girls are gyrating, she comes up, the girls She pulls a garter off Christina Aguilera then she pulls Brittany up to her level. They full on

kiss, you see it. Cut to Justin Timberlake and then What was Justin doing? He was like shaking his head. Was this while he was with Britney? It was after. In his head he was writing Cry Me A River.

Cry Me A River. What I'm hearing is that he was at the centre of all of the scandals. He was there. What were you going to say Ella? Here's the problem with Tim him we've got one minute I just wanted to quickly say it's Claudia's birthday everyone Oh yeah Well I heard that's what you wanted

For your birthday was lesbian chat Yeah that's all I wanted There you go we've talked about it Let me reframe the question it's the early 2000s Who are you kissing? Brittany, Christina or Claudia? Claudia Claudia's nine'll give her a little kick on the nose. We'll do a four-way kiss with Claudia.

Because that's always a good time. Happy birthday, Claudia. Happy birthday, Claudia. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Brave.

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