ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 15th May 2025

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

We're back on our old bullying bus, but mostly we're chatting about all the things we're excited about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bri and Clint, the podcast. Hey guys, podcasting's the future and we're all over it. This is the Bri and Clint after party. We've been doing this for years. Years! Years and still hasn't caught on for us. Happy Monday. Oh, is it Monday?

It's fucking Thursday, man. Was that for real? What the fuck just happened? We literally just finished the show talking about how it's Friday tomorrow and we're going to the pub. Yeah, that's a real brain out there. To be fair, I heard a Benson Boone song earlier and I was like, Oh, his show must be coming up soon. Whoa. It was in January and you went and I went to it. Yeah. Was that January? Nah. That's what Pix in January. And you went. And I went to it. Yep. Was that January? Nah.

Apparently. That's what Pixie said and I trust her. January 23rd. What the hell? Ooh, ooh, and now it's May? May 15th. Floppin' eek. Yuck.

Yuck. My birthday's in a month, guys. What are you gonna get me? Anyway. What's the biggest thing in everyone's life that they're looking forward to right now? Pixie and Claudia revealing to me who the secret person with a crush on me is. Never gonna happen. Did you tell Bree before when she came out there and harassed you guys?

I tried, they didn't tell me. Why wouldn't you tell Bree? Cause we were sworn to secrecy. Cause they told not to say anything. I don't even care. What's the actual thing that you're looking forward to the most? I don't even, I'm not even interested. that you're looking forward to the most? I'm not even interested. I'm going to the cold coast next month guys.

Is that the biggest thing on your agenda? Yeah, I'm excited to go overseas again. It's been a while. Are you going to Dream World? Nah, I'm not. My dad is house sitting and it's like an hour inland from the actual Goldie, but it's a lovely house. Blue mountains.

I'm gonna go, I actually don't know, but I'm gonna find some snakes. Mm, careful. I'm not gonna touch them. I'm just gonna look at them. Careful now. And some big spiders. I'm gonna go, I actually don't know, but I'm gonna find some snakes. Mm, careful. I'm not gonna touch them, I'm just gonna look at them. Careful now. And some big spiders. What about? I might touch those. Ooh.

Poke them. Trying to think of what I would say you should do on the Gold Coast. I'm gonna go to Uniqlo, and then I'm gonna go camp at the house. I love that you go overseas. We don't have it here. We don't have it here.

An overseas experience. I know, no, no, but but like you could go to the warehouse and get some underwear And these from Uniqlo. Oh, yeah, have you been to Uniqlo? Yes, I've been to Uniqlo. Did you appreciate it? I mean, I appreciated it, but I don't think I'd travel to the Gold Coast She's not going there for it. She's not going there for it. No, but she's having a special, when you having a special trip for it? Well, I would. I did consider it, but now I've just tied it in with this one, which is something else. I support that behaviour.

We had Uniqlo here, everyone would just be like, oh yeah. Yeah, but we don't. Yeah, I know, but we don't. That's the thing, eh? Yeah, surely so. That's how we don't have Condom Kingdom here either. That's niche.

And we're worse for it. Oh no, that wasn't part of your guys' Gold Coast experience growing up. It's on the strip. Really? I remember going there when I was a teenager, we went to the Gold Coast like two or three times. So naughty.

And every time we had had like a photo outside Kongdom Kingdom. That's funny. Whoa, that's so naughty. Is that all they sell or is it like a six shop as well? Nah, it sells like everything from bongs to. It's like a cosmic corner. Yeah.

Fun. What about you Pixie? What's on the top of the list for things you're looking forward to? Not going to Uniqlo. Mine's kind of low key. My mum and my sister are coming up in a couple weeks. Oh yay!

That's nice. Your mum and your sister are coming out? Yeah, as gay. Oh good on them, together? Together. Oh, whoa, didn't see that coming. No. They're not together are they? Yeah. Yeah. As gay. Oh, good on them. Together? Together. Oh, whoa. Didn't see that coming. No. They're not together, are they?

Yeah. Oof. That's super gay. But they're not related. No. Your mum and your sister aren't related. My mum and my sister aren't related. Yeah.

That'd be weird. Where do your mum and your sister live? Well, they could. Just Christchurch. They might not be related. They're not coming out from Christchurch. They're coming up from Christchurch. I said up.

That's what she said. You're the only one that said out. Yeah. I heard coming out. You made it. You made it. I heard coming out, not coming out from Christchurch, they're coming up from Christchurch. I said up. That's what she said, you're the only one that said up. Yeah, you're the only one that said up. You made it, you made it. I think you mean coming out from Spain or something. Oh, I wish, because I'd be going to Spain. Yeah, you'd gotta be in here. She said up, she said up.

Are you Christchurch? I am Christchurch, 03baby. Everyone's from Christchurch. That explains a lot about you. Oh really? Clint's not from Christchurch? No, but I spent time living there. Oh, sorry.

Sorry about that. Yeah, that's thanks to me. You think you know me? Do you count living there because you went to uni for a year there? That you didn't graduate? A year and a half, excuse me. Yeah, don't know if I counted.

Nine months. I had a house there that I slept at. I had an address. Did you pay rent? Did you get your mail redirected? Yeah, I't know if I can. Nine months. I had a house there that I slept at. I had an address. Did you pay rent? Did you get your mail redirected? Yeah, I paid rent. Did you get your mail redirected? Yeah.

No. Yeah, I did. I think so. I don't remember, it was fucking 20 years ago. Okay. So I talked to someone last night and they said, oh, do you work in radio? And I said, yeah.

And they said, oh, that's pretty cool. How long have you been doing that? And I said to them, oh, about 20 years. And fuck in hell, I felt so old. Thankfully the person I was talking to was the same age as me, but hearing it come out of my mouth. About 20 years.

I'm 21. You've worked in radio for my life. I interned in 2006. Wow. Insane. I was three. Two. Two.

Yuck. Yeah. Ew. What year did you leave high school? 2021? Oh good heavens. You left high school and you know I had a thought about you while I was on the toilet the other day.

Yes! That's my goal! And I realised, because we often talk about our Covid experience and our lockdown experience and coming in to do this radio show through lockdown. And I thought about Pixie. Pixie was in high school for lockdown. I was in year 12. 11, 12, yeah. Wild. I loved it. Didn't have to go to school.

Yeah, but did you miss your ball? Whatever. Yolo. Oh, no, I think we got it. We just got out in time for it. Oh, okay. Did you have to wear masks? Lucky.

No. Because we're in each other's big bubble. Oh, because you're in Christchurch, so you didn't get absolutely pummeled like Auckland did. Shit, bloody second Auckland lockdown. Anyway, back to positive, what's the big thing you're looking forward to? Who me?

Yes. The public holiday that's coming up. The old king's birthday. The old king's birthday. I love a three day weekend. On the Jones ticket. Matariki and then after that, my mum, my dad, my brother,

and his wife are all coming over here. Are they coming out? Yeah, they're coming out. Oh, yeah. Well, my brother and his wife are together, yeah. Can I meet your brother and his wife? No, I don't feel comfortable with that. Is your dad coming over?

Are they bored in their relationship? Do they need a third? I don't feel comfortable. Is your dad and your brother gonna be in the same room? Can I see the book? This is weird. And none of you are gonna be invited to be in the same room? Can I see the book? This is weird, and none of you are gonna be invited to be in the same room as either of them. I didn't say you're hot, brother.

I just said brother. I knew what you meant. She doesn't have a non-hot brother. Yeah, that's implied. You guys are weird. What about your hot dad? Have you met my brother? Not in person, no.

Only on the phone. Right. Was he hot on the phone? Yes. That's a weird question. He was quite nervous, actually, on the phone. Right. Was he hot on the phone? Yes. That's a weird question. He was quite nervous actually on the phone. My brother is quite a shy individual but... But it adds to his charm. But when you get to know him, incredibly witty and funny. He probably was quite hot then, he was probably a little bit flustered. Clammy hands. Oh, yeah. Physically quite hot.

Yeah, quite hot. He's very humble. Temperatureally quite hot. Yeah, like Sean Paul. Sean Paul. Sean Paul. Yeah, as they go and shake their body. And I'm doing a bit of.

Do do do do do do. Anyway, so that's what I'm looking forward to. You might get copyrighted for that. I know. It was that close. It was that. It was pretty spot on. Hey, Pixie. Yeah

You're gonna say we boys Thanks you've been bullying me today guys, I love when Pixie bullies me I feel like I'm like a rough to you the crew I love it rough The rough of the better. I say Yeah, finally. Awkward. Oh. Ah. Ah.

Should we go? Small talk thing all over again, actually. What are you looking forward to, Clint? You said. Oh. We asked you multiple times. You didn't ask me. You said a jokey answer about finding out

I asked you once. And said a jokey answer about finding out who's gonna crush on you. I asked you once, and then you said that answer, and then I said, but what are you really looking forward to? And then you answered with the same thing again. I was like, all right, moving on. Oh, you did too.

Fuck. Now, he's excited to get his new shell phone. Oh, you coffee shelf. It blows my mind. No, I'm more interesting than that, thank you Pixie, but you will never know now. He also has a home gym. Bully him more, Pixie, I coffee shelf. It blows my mind. No, I'm more interesting than that, thank you Pixie, but you will never know now. He also has a home gym. Bully him more, Pixie, I like it.

Yeah, what are you, okay, what are you most looking forward to then? What makes you interesting? Go on. It's the last time I'm asking you. Go on. I bought tickets to the Black Ferns game this morning. Thank you very much for me and my daughters to go and watch a Black Ferns.

Oh, we shouldn't have asked. No, that's a good one, you son of a. I put them in the crash. I put him in the crush.