ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 15th October 2025

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

Welcome to a look into how we do our admin - on today's agenda: organise the Secret Santa, and decide what we want to dress as for Halloween. Two VERY important decisions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-T-O, you can take me hard to go. There is 71 days until Christmas. And Claudia has decided that today is the day we draw Secret Santa. Because I keep coming up with really great ideas for you guys, and I know that I'm not going to write them down. And by the time Secret Santa comes around, I'm going to freak out. Can we all go around the room and say what we'd like?

no we tried that once why can't we because I hate people who tell you what to buy them for a gift and then you go and buy that thing what's the point of the gift well I could give you lists and ideas but that's fine no no so I've got a secret standard generator here or do we not want to know

who's got who oh we can know we figure it out pretty quick anyway are we doing that now we do have to do it a bit early because Ella's going to Europe it's true when it's still 71 days away we don't have to do it today well that's what that's what we're going to talk about

Clint Organiser Other members Bree Thomas Sell Why are you so sad Bree What do you are

I don't know Hey Clint do you know my last name Sikes Ella syrup My middle name's actually Hineitrangi It's quite long That's an Easter egg

for anyone who bothered to listen to yesterday's podcast. Yeah. Do you want to set exclusions? An exclusion indicates who may not draw whom. Okay, does anybody want an exclusion? I don't want Clint. I don't want clone. Hey!

You're just really hard to buy for. You are quite hard to buy for. I will have you note. In fairness, I've had Clint for the last two years, I believe. Well, you see a doctor if you've got Clint. There's an oint for that. I had Clint last year, so I don't get Clint this year. I've never caught Clint, so.

Oh, you get Clint. I have the secret Santa gift that Ella gave me on my desk. I look at it every day. I have the secret Santa gift that Bree gave me on my bookshelf and the tin of gin is up in my cupboard. And I haven't made a cocktail yet, but I intend to. Thank you very much. That's actually kind of nice.

And what did Claudia get me? No, Claudia's never had you. Oh, okay, Claudia gets me. Yep. It's Claudia's turn. Yeah, Claudia's turn. Oh, you're getting a Merkin. I think he's got a Merkin.

A natural one. Set exclusions. Bree Tomicel can't get Clint. And Ella can't get Clint. And... So I'll just sit back and relax. Exclusions for Bree. Clint.

Yeah, that's done. Yep. Done. Done. I'm going to predict that Clint's going to get Bree. Ella can't get Clint. Ella's going to get you. Probably me again because you always get me.

I do. But it's great because I know what to get you. And then Bree's going to get Ella. My husband's birthday is coming up in a bit. I was thinking because he watches YouTube all the time. Would it be a good gift to get him YouTube premium? For his birthday? I don't mind that as a gift.

If he watches it all the time. Yeah, all the time. And he hates the ads. I actually don't know. It's one of those things that you probably wouldn't buy for yourself. Are you going to buy him a year-long? Oh, right. I think you're going to buy him a month of YouTube preys.

No, like buy them a year. That's not, I quite like that. It's a thoughtful gift. Cool, okay, thanks guys. How much is it? I'm just, uh, I'm interested to know. No, it's 2299 a month. Whoa!

Jeez. How much is that a year? Special? Family, oh, student. God. Subscriptions are getting so fucking expensive, aren't they? Oh, my God, this website is definitely stealing all of my data. Sick.

You're not putting out. Now emails into there, are you? No, I put mine in. Ask chat GPT to do it. Oh, fuck this website. Yeah, ask chat GPT to do it. Okay, yeah, let's do it. Chat GPT.

Chat GPT. What does the GPT part stand for? Giz. Giz. Jizz. Pussy. Pesstacles. Suck it.

Give us a biz your titties. Gizz a biz on your tities. Giz a biz on your tities. It's not B, it's a P. Oh yeah Hi chat GPT I hope you're having a good day today We are just drawing our work secret Santa

The members of the team are Bree Claudia Ella and myself Clint I want you to draw somebody For each of us from the group I want you to make sure that Bree doesn't get Clint And Ella doesn't get Clint Thank you Got it

Let's arrange a secret Santa draw for the four of you. We'll make sure that Bree and Ella don't get Clint. Here's one possible arrangement. Bree could draw Claudia. Claudia could draw Ella. Ella could draw Clint. Clint could then draw Bree. This way everyone gets someone different.

And the conditions are met. If you need any tweaks or another. I don't want Clint. Just let me know. No, you didn't get me. I did. You got Claudia. Yeah.

But I said I got Ella. I said Ella got Clint. Brie got Claudia. Claudia got Ella, Ella got Clint, oh. I feel like your chatbot and chat GBT's a dumbass. Sorry, that doesn't work. Ella shouldn't get Clint. Can you redraw it, please?

And Bree shouldn't get Clint either. No worries. Let's try another arrangement. We'll keep both conditions in mind. Here's a new setup. Bree could draw Ella, Ella could draw Claudia. Claudia could draw Clint and Clint could draw Bree. In this arrangement,

Brie and Ella don't get Clint and everyone is matched up correctly I like it I don't like the way Let me know if you need any other adjustments So do I get? I don't like the way he says my name Claudia

Claudia Do I get you? Claudia I don't know I can't remember Can you say it again? You guys got the memory of a field news I know what I got I wasn't listening for the rest

I'm happy with that Ella Ella got Claudia I got Claudia I got Claudia Claudia got Clint Not you I mean

Not you got Bree Okay yeah That works eh Yeah Oh, oh, oh, oh, Merry Christmas. Take your medication before it work. I do. I take my sad pills every night.

No, I call them my happy pills. Do you guys want to do Halloween? I want to be the Lorax. For the show. Yeah, what would we dress up as if we did? Ellen needs to be the Lorax. My wife had a great idea to do The Wizard of Oz with our kids and the dog this year because the dog looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz.

And there's a street You know, asked where all the kids go trick-or-treating But she's abandoned it Because the dog's too annoying Oh Just taking him for photos And then leave him behind You've just reminded me that I have a Dorothy outfit

And I have toto, a real-life toto Oh, you're so right Oh yeah, great I could go as that You're going to regret cutting Toto that mullet now though Yeah, Toto with a mullet It's a modern-day to-o You'd be Dorothy with a SIGI

And he can be Toto with a mullet Oh yeah, Dorothy with a Chardonnay Dorothy from Parramatta Yes I have the cusp of a game But I feel like we can all Decide how it would go But you've got a mullet

And there's a fun wording Magic Mullet Clint's Magic Mullet And I want to do something off Clint's Magic Mullet Okay I don't know what though Oh you've just got a name Yeah

That's okay sometimes I feel like that could be fun though If anything comes to mind Yeah I just think it would be I could use my mullet to think of a very specific listener who's listening to the show right now. That's not about us, do you. And I've got a message I need to get to them. And then I describe the list.

My mullet describes the listener. If you fucking got it first go, I would actually strangle you. Maybe Clint does it next time. I would fucking come to your house and shit on your driveway. It wouldn't be me. It would be the mullet. I just, like, it's cute. I don't know.

Ropable. If anything comes to mind. So what are we doing for Halloween going? Oh yeah, sorry. What are you dressing? Baz Claw. I feel like we need to have a costume that makes sense with each other's.

Four of us, we could dress up as the Beatles. Ella doesn't know who that is. We could do Hunger Games. Shotgun Catniss. No. Oh, fuck! I want to be... Shotgun, the guy who paints himself as a log. That's Peter.

Should we dress up as the Wiggles? Nah. Wiggles is fun. Oh, sorry, that's a great idea. And it's easy. We all just buy colored skivvy. I want to be the war hats. I get ready.

Who else is a foursome? We could go as Fantastic Four. Oh, I want to be the rocks. Ella can be the rock guy. I want to be rocks. Yeah. I'll be stretchy arm guy because I've got the longest arm. I'll be the hot woman.

What about the Incredibles? I want to be hot mum. With the bunda. I want to be the baby. Big bunda mom. No, I want to be Edna. I'll be the fast little kid. Yeah, that sounds a very.

I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro. Okay, we're all going to be the laurax. I kind of want that. That's a four-ax. Can we all be the easy costume? Like, the Wiggles is an easy costume. The Wiggles is an easy costume.

No, that's boring. One direction. Let me ask. Chat GPT. Should we go is Fletch, Gordon, Haley, and Ella can be the dog. That's so funny. That's quite good. You can be Herman.

Shotgun being Vaughn, because I'm going to shake your head. Yeah. Shotgun being Vaughn. I want to, no. Two bald caps? Two bald caps, yeah. Yeah, and then someone gets a tattoo of Vaughan on their leg? Yes.

I want to be Fletch. Yeah, you and I can wear bald caps. Oh, do I have to be Haley? You have to be Haley. She's a babe. I have to have to, I have to stuff my bra. Yeah, you'll have to get big bitties. To get big bitties.

It's actually a pretty fun idea. I don't mind that idea. Sorry, Ella. What am I the dog? You're Herman. You're Herman. No, I'm the Lorax. Okay.

We're Fletchward and Haley with the Lorax. Can you imagine the photo? Done. People are like, what the fuck are you guys? People will be like, what the fuck is Ella of a Lorax? Did you not tell her? That happened to me in high school. Two Voldemort's, a drag queen in the Lorax.

They happened to me in high school. I swear I was the Duff in high school. My friends were like, we are going to be the Power Puff girls. and so they were the Power Puff Girls. I was the ugly scientist. You were the dance. Hey, at least you didn't get picked out of your entire dance class to be Danny Zuko and everyone else got to be Olivia Newton-John.

Why? It might be the fucking, I was the only one. It's because you're tall. Googie. It's because I'm tall. Fuck off. It's good to be tall. I want to be tall.

Okay, it's decided guys. Tell me more. Tell me more. Tell me more. Did you get very far? Oh, I'm going to find a laureate. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

All right. I can't wait. We've achieved nothing. No, we drew Secret Santa. We decided on Halloween. Yeah, and we have Halloween costumes. We achieved a lot. We didn't, we did not decide.

No, that's locked in. We're not locking in Fletchwater and Haleigh. We are. Find a beanie and I have to put my foot down. Ella. Sorry, but you are going to be Herman. Okay, I'm more into it. I'm not, I'm the Lorax.

You're the Lorax, but you look like a German Shepherd. You're going to be German Shepherd. No. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. It's your T, T, T, O, G.O. You can take me hard to go. If you come as the Lorax, Yeah, I am.

We're going to change all the captions on the pictures to say that you are a German shepherd. You could be miniature Ross. I'm going to AI you as a German Shepherd. I'm going to knit a thneed. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok

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