ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 15th September 2025

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Producer Ella has proven yet again why car insurance is so important. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

background admin for everybody you know how we're moving to that new app-based system to enter the building I was in the office before and we were just talking about it I wasn't even complaining about it some other people were complaining about it and I was like oh cool if they're complaining I'll join in name them Claire's not a fan yep Claire's very much on our side when it comes to all this changes for change sake anyway our big boss stano came around and all they heard was me. Shame. Oh no.

And he put his head in and he goes, Clint, we know this. Old white men don't like change. Oh, shit. Ouch. And he's right. I don't like change. I don't really like change either. That is shocking news, Clint.

That's so out of character. What? Huh? But anyway, that's just a little. Sometimes change is good though. I have learned that in my life. Sometimes change is good. It was the last good change that happened.

What do they say? Sometimes a change is as good as a holiday. I've never heard that. But I think... Are you joking? No, I haven't heard of that. I know that saying. What?

I mean, I'm literally in a simulation. You're telling me you've never heard of the saying a change is as good as a holiday. I like it, but no. I disagree with them. Are they fucking with me? I'm not fucking with you. I've never fucked with you, Brie. You're fucking with you.

Now I'm not. I don't fuck with you. Yes, you are. I'm fucking ass, bitch. I'm not. I'm fucking with you. I wasn't being mean. But I think that saying came about from when bad change happens. People couldn't afford to go on a holiday, yeah.

No, but that's just something you say. What was the last good change that happened in your life? When we came onto the show? Yeah, good change. Nice. That was a good change. Yeah, that last lot was shit. Yeah, but we've had, to be honest, we've had amazing.

That was a joke, by the way, that was a joke. That's a joke. I listen to this podcast guys. We've had amazing producers on our show. Yeah, you're welcome. Can't fault a single one. Except for that Ellie girl. Oh, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie.

It's funny because she's amazing. Stink butt Ellie. Stink tits. Stink titty. I've loved all of our producers. We've been very lucky. Ellie's probably your favorite. Imagine if we hadn't got a shit one.

Well, I started. You know, like that can happen. Imagine how would we push them out? We could ice them out. Yeah, true. Oh, that's not nice? Did you try ice me out when I first started? No.

I think they're icing me out now. Oh. We thought about it, though, when you air-checked us two weeks into the job. I know. Fair enough. She was just trying something out, you know, just to see. Oh, it still hurts. I hate it so much.

If there's one thing in life, I could take that. We've all got it. We've all got them. We've all got them. I said a lot of shit, but that one is... What did you want advice on today? You said you wanted advice on how to drive your car properly because you've crashed your car again. Yeah.

I just don't understand. Yeah, I don't understand either. Can I have the situation? Yeah, sure. And maybe I'm in the right. No, you're not. Okay. So I'm turning right.

Mm-hmm. And there's a car in front of me turning left. Okay, hang on. I've got to draw a diagram because I don't know. So you're in a car park? Coming out of a little street. They're on the same road. Like, she's behind the other car.

It's got a turn. Were you there? No, no, no. She's just explaining it poorly. Wait, so you're on the same road, there's a car in front of you, you're behind a car, they're turning left, you're turning right. Okay. Is it an intersection?

No, she's just a small road going onto a main road. So it's a T intersection. A T intersection? Yep. She doesn't know what that is. No, it's a T intersection, correct. This is why I'm budding in. And you're behind the car.

Yep. And they're turning what? Claudia, can you explain it to us, please? They're turning left. turning left she's turning right and what happens so they've started

wait no I'm talking okay you do this bit you do the good bit this is the good bit this is the good bit so the left sorry the car in front of me is turning left

I see it roll forward yeah in my brain I thought it went I thought it went left so I then I'm only looking right not straight ahead

and then I roll forward because it's my turn to go because the car in front of me I thought wasn't there turns out it was and so I gave it a little dink What the fuck? The car hadn't even left yet.

Nope. It was right in front of you. Do you know, any time you hit a car from behind... It doesn't matter. It's always your fault. You're at fault. They could have slammed on their brakes and it would still be your fault. It's fucking bullshit that rule.

I don't like that. But it's your job to keep a safe following distance. Defensive driving, Marie. Usually I am defensive. But there is circumstances where I would argue that that rule doesn't apply. Yeah. What about the lady that? But I backed into.

She hit the back of my car. But you were moving backwards. Were you in reverse? No, that's your fault. Okay. Yeah, Ella, congratulations. You found the exception to the rule. So yeah, anyway, she was a bit mad and then I like...

I bet she would have been. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Bless her, we then pull over and talk and she's a bit frazzled and then she realizes I'm also frazzled. How old? How old? Yeah, how old? Yeah, how old was a woman? I would say a young 40 to 50 year old.

So she was probably 35. No. How bad was the damage? Oh, it was like a little black line on her car. How flash was her car compared to yours? Oh, good question. I actually have no clue. Was it flasher than your car?

I was driving at Uber car, you know, those. I was about to suggest that you need a reverse camera, but a reverse camera is not going to help stupidity. I've just realized something. No. You could do with a car with sensor beeps Yeah, I need that Do you remember a couple weeks ago

We talked about her Ella was missing a payment on something? Her car insurance She had let her car insurance laps Well here's the catch I was driving Ryan's car And we keep saying

He needs to put me on his car insurance And he hadn't We don't know Oh This is what This is why young people Shouldn't be allowed To get married to young people

The other week I told Ella, I said you're a bad driver And she said, no, I'm not And then she had a car thrash The thing is, I am a good driver I just ditsy So when I am driving, I'm good I keep a full, it could say followed distance I don't speed, oh sometimes

But usually pretty fine Isn't it crazy and I think about this a lot That you have no idea who is on the road with you And you could be going down State Highway at 100, 110Ks an hour and there's cars coming towards you doing the same speed and it could be Ella. That car coming towards you could be Ella.

Wow. You really just have to trust it. You just trusted. The thing that's protecting you is a thin strip of white paint in the middle of the road. Not going to lie, I've had quite a few car accidents in my day. We all do.

We all pretend. And the more you drive, the more accidents you're going to have because it's odds, right? Yeah, exactly. My first ever accident, I was parked, I was at a stationary stop. No.

I was at a set of lights. Wait, Clint. Get your diagram. I was at a set of lights. The light. Were you at the front? I was in the turning right lane at the set of lights. T intersection.

Cross intersection. Yes, cross intersection. The light was green for the people going straight, but red for the people turning right. Or actually, there was no right turning lane. There was no right turning lane. So you sit in the middle until this time. Yeah, so there was two lanes. I'm sitting in the right-hand lane waiting.

A guy Hits me in the rear Doing 50 kilometres an hour Oh shit His fault His fault Pushed me into oncoming traffic And they hit me as well

Oh no Oh no That's awful Totaled my car That's so scary I am thankful Touchwood that I've never been in a car crash It's horrible

I've only been in fender benders That was probably the worth Like I had quite bad Whiplash from that Because you get hit of Someone doing you're a stationary and you get here doing someone doing 50 kilometres

fucked up and then I had remember after the Tiramazoon Oh yeah Brie's new car got sides It's brand new car Someone hit me From

She was fucking roperable To literally the entire side of my car I was roperable because they drove off Yeah yeah It was a hit and run And this lovely civilian Literally ran over and was like Oh God then I'm my plate

And so I was on a mission and then I went and got all the security footage cameras and then sent it to my insurance and they tracked the person down. Oh, how yeah. Yeah. Good work. You've got to have insurance. You've got to have a safe car

and you just, the rest is... History. Yeah. And you've got to be as safe as you can. Accidents happen. You've got to get off TikTok while you're driving. I also rear-ended someone on the highway one time. Yeah, I've done that.

It's fucking awful. I got out of me and shit on me. by that old man on the motorway. That wasn't driving, though. About six months ago, you saw me. That was after a few babies. That was after a big night out. Oh, disgusting.

But that wasn't a bad one, eh? No, that was fine. That was tiny one. I didn't even do an insurance plan for that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is the lesson we've learned here?

Don't blow an Ella your car. Don't make sure you have car insurance. If you're traveling together, you're driving, not Ella. I feel like car insurance is the most important insurance. Yeah, that's a good call, probably. Or, no, wait, that's not right. It's the most used insurance. I reckon.

That's the insurance I've claimed on the most. Yeah. Like, obviously, there's other insurances are just as important. Travel insurance is pretty important. Oh, travel's good. House and contents insurance is pretty important. Pretty bloody important. Health insurance, do you guys have that?

Health insurance is important, and I'm not going to discount that, but I mean, if you had to choose, if you're driving every day. You're probably going to get car insurance. If you can only afford one if you're young And then obviously as you get older You can't, not to turn this into it You can get pretty cheap health insurance You can get the basic health insurance

From like a Southern Cross for fuck all And it'll just give you a little bit of peace of mind That might be good And if you get it Pet insurance Pet insurance is important Okay Well my grandma had breast cancer once

And lost a boob So maybe I should She's got like a flappy thing To put her in a boob Like a chicken flap Oh like a little fake boobie Yeah I used to play with it as a kid I didn't really realize what I was

It's expensive You're talking about chicken fillet Well yeah it was like a little flappy chicken fillet And I'll sit on her bed and whack it Go get insurance Don't trust Ella In the car I can't like I can't

Did you go into that story thinking anyone would be on your side Oh hell no I just Oh I was hopeful I saw her roll So I assume she went That's fun Have fun Have fun

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