ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th April 2025

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

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Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Branklin podcast. Everybody in the club gets it. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. Please welcome back to the after party a newly married woman. It's Ella! Woohoo!

My balls dropped. Your balls dropped. You're now a man. I am. She's officially entered manhood. It's pretty cool. I said, I do. Show us your... I've got a really pretty ring.

Do you? Sparkly. It's very pretty. Super nice. I like it. I love it. It's so cute. Have you taken it off and forgotten to put it back on yet?

Nah, I keep them on all the time. I heard, I love driving around and hearing you guys on air when I'm not here Is it weird? It's so weird because I'm like a listener and so I heard Brie being like I never take off my no You do take off your jury before bed. Yes. Yeah, and then I'll sit in your eye Oh, no, I keep all of mine on so I keep all my rings on and then Clint said if Ella was here She'd say she keeps her glasses on all the time

rings on and then Clint said if Alois has shit say she keeps her glasses on all the time I was like no but sometimes I accidentally leave them on in the shower yeah see yeah see I feel justified that's different than leaving them on all night to go to sleep getting in the shower with your glasses on for a second and then you go oh window wipers so have you ever put your head down on the pillow and gone oh shit I've still got my glasses on. Nah, cause actually you can feel it, like no thanks. Yeah, right. But I spent a weekend with contacts, hasn't that?

Cause you sleep on your face. Yeah. No pillow. She genuinely does. Oh, that's right, I forgot that fact about her. She doesn't have a pillow. Until the morning. That's right.

Until the morning, you treat yourself to a pillow. I need an extra pillow in the morning to wake up, to prop myself up. You can't smack yourself with it. Yeah, suffocate myself with it. I have a really long pillow, but not like extra long, it's just like a king pillow. Do you have a maternity pillow?

Than a normal size pillow. No, it's just the, what are they called? A body pillow. No, it's not a body pillow. The one I have, like that, the triangle-ish one. Oh, have you got a tri pillow? No! I have that. A breast. The one I have, like that, the triangle-ish one. Oh, you have a tri-pillow. No!

I have that. I don't have those hideous pillows. Fuck, I loved my tri-pillow when I was a teenager. Same! I had two. Part to lie on, part to cuddle. Yes, it was perfect. Different size pillows, hold on.

Pillow chart. Lovely. I think I've got a king pillow. A king pillow. I love staying at a hotel that has a pillow menu. Yeah. I always get a medium rare. But a blood. You've had some singers today. Thank you. Thank you.

I quite like, and I know radio is not the best place for this, but we were talking about it today, the silent humor, where it's more like a mime. You know what? The silent humor always happens to me on this show. We're all say something and then all of you go dead silent. It's so funny. It happened today. Oh yeah, it happens most days, Bree.

We just like to get you simmer in it and think about it. It's happening a lot more. Silence can be loud, can't it? Oh yeah, maybe. Yeah, I do love a comedic silence. Yeah, comedic silence. So, because I've been away for a week, can you guys go around the room and give me one new thing

I've missed from either your daily lives or the show? Oh, okay. I'll give you one. Yep. A meal prepped for the first time all year the other day. Wow. show. Oh, okay. I'll give you one. Yep. A meal prepped for the first time all year the other day. Wow! You fucking changed, woman. Claudia's going to the gym. Claudia's on it.

She's setting an alarm for 7 a.m. and she's doing meal prep. Yeah, she's getting her revenge body. I'm a new idiot. I used to sing all year. I did think that yesterday when you posted your gym selfie. Nah, that was literally because of that stupid notification where I went to the gym in the morning and then my gym was like, yeah, that's been in the activity. I wasn't criticizing you for posting a gym selfie.

Wait, I didn't see the gym selfie. I was on Close Friends. You're on my Close Friends. I'm not on our Close Friends. You are. Never saw it. I just thought when I saw it, I thought, oh, there's Claudia, she's single,

she's getting her revenge. She's strong. Also, I take a selfie every time I go to the gym so I can track it, not for my own, you know. Oh oh no, I am shame. Did you just change it? You just fucking Okay, so Claudia's meal prepping Brie um What do I have to tell you Anything like your dogs or your mom? What did you do with your mom on the weekend? Anything like your dogs or your mom. What did you do with your mom on the weekend?

My mom and I went to the shops yesterday for the first time in years It was real fun and we'd go look at something she wanted to go look at and then we go look something I wanted to go look at and so what shops we went to Sylvia Park, St. Luke's new market Sylvia Park, St. Luke's. New market. Nice. Yeah, yeah. New market. And it's so cute, you guys.

This time last year, my mum came to visit and for the first time ever, I took her to get her first pair of Lulu lemons. Ooh la la. And anyway, we got her this pair of Lulu lemons and for some reason she didn't get the real long ones. So they're like kind of like too short on her and then she got paint on them.

Anyway, so we went back to Lululemon and she got her first real pair of Lululemon. She's very excited about it. Oh, that's very fun. Did she buy you anything? Um. Oh, I got sweet. She bought me a new blush.

Oh, did she? Yeah. From Mecca, which I mean same, same. You know what? Can I just say, customer service is next fucking level at Mecca. Good! I just, I don't know if there's anywhere that's better.

We went to that Mecca in Sydney when we were over there, remember, and I bought my wife's birthday present. And same thing, that girl was outrageously good. Unbelievable customer service. One of my bridesmaids, Mackenzie, who's done your makeup, Brie, she works at Mecca, she's a manager. It's crazy how they can get the same service across

so many stores. When did she do my makeup? Kiwi, Irui, Kiwi. Yes, yes, of course, yeah. What was that? It's crazy how they can get the same service across so many stores? Yes, yes, of course, yeah. What was that? It's crazy how they can get the same experience across so many different stores. I feel the same about when I go to Uniqlo. I'm like, how do they have so many Japanese people

at across all of these Uniqlo's? Have you not noticed that when you go into a Uniqlo? I have not noticed that. You'll always be greeted by a Japanese person. Yeah, right. What's a Japanese always be greeted by a Japanese person. Yeah, right What's a Japanese company? So a great company here. Yeah, why am I here? I hate how they don't do online orders. Not enough Japanese No, that's probably it. Okay, where they gonna find all the Swedish people to staff the IKEA

You've got a sweet Actually, I've just thought of something. The biggest thing that's happened to me since you haven't been here. Okay. Sorry, my brain wandered off. I received maybe the best compliment that I have received in the last 10 years. Wow. Yeah.

Hit me. And it was from Claudia. She said, nice choosies. Yeah, you're nice. On Saturday. You can't, you're nice. On Saturday... You can't prove it. What?

Did she compliment you? No, she did. Was there a wet nurse? Yes, there was multiple people there. Oh, I know what it is. What did you say? So, on Saturday, us five girls, we decided we'll catch the ferry over earlier, get to our accommodation, do our hair and makeup at the accommodation and then go to Ella's wedding. Anyway, we're all standing at the ferry and it was so bizarre because

we never see each other with no makeup on. Or like most of us. Fully undone. Fully just bare faced, all of us. And Claudia looks me dead in the face and goes, what did you say? I said, you look so beautiful without makeup on. Aw. Best compliment I've received in 10 years. Yeah, that's like very sweet. You turned around, you bought your ticket and you turned around and I was just like, whoa.

And I think you called me real cute, like just so cute. So cute, you are though. I get luscious in your eyes. Does she still look like herself? Yeah. Because I find it interesting when you see people without makeup on for the first time

and they don't look anything like the person that you know. That means they wear a lot of makeup. Yeah, but I had that experience with someone that I've known for years. And then they came to- It's weird, eh? Oh my God, but it was bad because they came to Indoor Netball with no makeup on and- You didn't say anything, did you?

Well, I just- Who are you? What did you say? I said you look tired. I involuntarily reacted. What did you do? But it wasn look tired. I involuntarily reacted. What did you do? But it wasn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, they looked so much different. You also have face-blindness.

What did you say? I went, oh. Oh! Ha ha! Clint! And straight away, because they were obviously self-conscious about it already and they went, I haven't got makeup on, okay?

You're like, no, you just gave me a fright. I was like, oh, no, it's not that. It's just, you gave me a fright. You surprised me. Oh, yeah. That was, you're never gonna bring that one back. The weirdest thing for me ever, on season three of Celebrity Treasure Island, and it was all the weird lockdown stages still.

So all of the crew, so all the cameramen and producers and all everyone had to wear a mask the entire time you were on set and it was just me and Matt who was the host at the time and the other contestants didn't have to wear them. But everyone else you never saw anyone without a mask, Like ever. So we filmed for nearly four weeks, right? So we filmed for four weeks and on the last night we have a rap party and I turn up to the rap party and because some of the people in the crew were new that season, some people I knew so obviously you know

I was like I know what you look like. Some people after four weeks of talking to these people every day you saw what they actually look like because everyone was allowed to take their masks off at the rap party and I was like holy shit because all I'd seen is like people's like eyes. You fill in the blanks and you're like that's not what I expected. Yeah this one girl Betty I was like holy shit I did not think the bottom half of your face would look like that. It was so weird. It's like, what's that game where you twist and it inserts a different nose and a different

mouth and different eyes and you create a different face. I love playing those games where they give you like a celebrity's mouth and you have to guess which celebrity it is. I'm really good at that game. I would not be. You'd that game. I would not be. Yeah, I don't- You'd be terrible. I would not be.

We should have a play around of it for fun. We should do it with our mouths. What? What? Do what with our mouths? Guess whose mouth is whose. Well, you've got a big mustache and beard. Oh yeah, and you don't.

I don't have a beard. I'm just kidding. Clint, did you say what's new in your life? Yeah, I have a dog. I got lost at Sylvia Park and it was very frustrating and I've never felt more elderly in my life. My grandma gets lost too. I couldn't find where I came in.

I couldn't find the shop where I came in and I went backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and I got so frustrated. You had to go to the lost and found. Oh boy! If you're missing a young man with a white t-shirt and glasses, please make your way to the information desk. He is scared and he just wants to go home.

We're a very mustachioed man with a ginger beard, crying. Oh, that's funny. That's enough, I reckon. Yeah, I reckon that's enough. That's a lot. That's a lot. That'll do. We've incriminated ourselves.

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That'll do! That'll do! That'll do! That'll do! That'll do! That'll do to babe? Wait what that'll do page? No Shreks is a reference to babe. Shreks is that'll do donkey. Yeah. Oh my god buzzy those lines are so similar. They're referencing babe the movie because it was first. Which is referencing Charlotte's Web. What?

I don't know. Is it? I'm foolish. I don't know. Is it? I don't know about that. It's just the same thing. Play ZM's Breanne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.