ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th August 2023

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network Pull up on the after party Yeah Scats That was actually too cool for us Dab Nah Look how well we're handling it Don't know if it suits the vibe Pull up in my 6'4 In the lolos At the after party

Hop out In the after party Please stop Oh it's getting worse Who's the most awkward on the show? You No I think Clint Oh it'd be a competition between you and Clint.

Actually, Clint can handle confidence when he wants to. I'm still working on it. Clint does this thing where he'll double down and make it maybe less awkward, but he's confident about it. More cringe. Whereas you'll go, ah! I think Clint's more cringe and Ella's more awkward. Thank you. I'll take that.

Yeah. I'll take that There's a certain level of comfort Like comfortability that you get With being awkward or uncool When you like Get older It is It is And you're like oh that's cool I don't give a shit I've never

I've always been uncool No I have I was never ever I've never ever beenool, so I've been here for many. No, I have, legit. I was never, ever, I've never, ever been cool. I've always been. Listen to these guys. I know, it's so. No, no, you know what I mean. It's so like, it's so like bullshit from you guys, but I appreciate you trying.

You. I've always been the goofy, class clown, which is not cool. Yeah, sporty. Oh, I was sporty, but that made me. You're the coolest person on the show. That made me... Whereas I have a background of being very, very cool. At least I know I'm cooler than Clint.

I take solace in that, you know? That's true. And I feel like all of us can take solace in that. We all bring something else to the show. And Clint's fine with it because he's a dad now, so he doesn't need to be cool. No, I just know in my core that I am cooler than you guys. I don't need to prove it

to you. Get a man bun and then you'll be cool. Pete would be cool with a man bun. I reckon a man bun is the haircut I'm least likely to get. What is the hair colour? What is the hair style? No, because I'm just giving you guys fuel for the

secret transformation you're going to plan for me. Okay, we're not going to, but I'm genuinely coloured. What is the hair style? No, because I'm just giving you guys fuel for the secret transformation you're going to plan for me. Okay, we're not going to, but I'm genuinely interested to know if you were forced to change your hairstyle, what would it be? I've always wondered if I would look good with a buzz cut. Oh, like a full crew cut? I feel like I've known you and you've got a buzz cut before. No, you have not.

I'm pretty sure. No. I feel like you have. I feel like you and you've got a buzz cut before. No, you have not. I'm pretty sure. No. I feel like you have. I feel like you have. All over. I feel like I've known you and you've got a very short haircut. Look at me. I've had a short haircut.

Maybe not a buzz cut, but like a short haircut. How do we get back to this? I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. If you had to do a clothes overhaul, what would your new style be? I think Western. You've got a good style. I reckon like, what is will i am where

that real futuristic stuff that like lights up um like tron legacy style clothing yeah just kidding i wish i think feel like that's one thing i'd really love to have good style like when you know when what are you on no no no no what you know when you see someone And they ooze Good style That's literally you Every time you walk in the building Me and Ella are like oh my god We're in a car Wow you guys see me so differently

Now I see myself Yeah I love it Do I believe it? No but I love it Both of you have good style I'm serious I think our show has good style I love it. Well, both of you. No, both of you have good style. I'm serious. Claire, you actually do. I think our show has good style. Yeah, you don't wear skinny jeans, and that is good.

I think we're a pretty good-looking show. Yeah. You're welcome. As in all round. Yeah, we're hot. I'd fuck us. Yeah, I think so. Okay.

Why do you love? Like, let's talk. Okay. Oh, this is a good game. Let's talk about other radio shows in the country, and if we're hotter as a whole, like as in our show versus other shows. And be honest. None of this bullshit trying to appease people. Yes, yes.

Be honest. We've just got to be brutally honest. They can take it. We can take it. Okay, so let's kick it off with obviously the obvious one. The Mike Hosking breakfast show. We're hotter. Yeah, by far.

They got a lot of money. It doesn't matter. We're hotter. You could do a Hosking haircut. We have youth. We're younger and more virile than the Mike Hosking Breakfast Show. So thanks. Sorry, Mike.

You win everything except this one. The Brian Clint Show as a whole is hotter than your show. Finally, we win something over the Mike Hosking Breakfast Show. Let's do... Jono and Ben. I was going to say let's do Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley because it's like the closest to our show. Let's do Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

So we've got Hayley, we've got Fletch, we've got Vaughn, we've got the producers, Carwen. They're also... Shannon and Jarrett. They've got power in numbers. We're hotter than them though. I think collectively, proportionately, maybe we are. I think as a collective, I think we might just have it over them.

I'm very attracted to several members of their show. Like their show is good looking. We're hotter than them. Don't get me wrong. But Jared's cool because Jared Dyes is here. We're not talking about cool. Hot. We're talking about hot.

And I mean, Jared is very cute. As soon as we find a show that we're not hotter than, this game is over. And so we survived that show. We're talking about hot. Okay. And I mean, Jared is very cute. As soon as we find a show that we're not hotter than, this game is over. Okay? And so we survived that show. We survived.

I've picked one, you pick one. Claudia, pick a show. I want to take Jono and Ben. Jono and Ben. Okay, Jono and Ben. They have tattoos. We've got Jono and Ben.

They've got producer Joel. They've got some bad tattoos though. True. They've got Jono, Ben, producer Joel. Yeah. And who else is on that show? Taylor? Yeah, Taylor, their breakfast producer. Taylor, who used to be on Drive. True. They've got Jono Ben, producer Joel. Yeah. And who else is on that show? Oh, they also have Taylor. Yeah, Taylor, their breakfast producer.

Taylor, who used to be on Drive. Okay. Who's married to one of the Warriors. Who also has a sausage dog. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. We're not bringing dogs in. No, you're fine. Not hot. Because I would obviously win hands down. Because my dogs are the cutest.

They ate my face when I went to see them last week. Literally. So those four, Jono, Ben, Joel and Taylor. Jono, Ben, listen to me. Listen to me right now. You know. I think we're hotter. If we had to do a cat walk off against you guys.

I think we might be hotter. Yeah, I think we might be hotter. Or it's close though. We're hotter than you and we're more humble. Yeah, we're hotter. Yeah, we're hotter. Because, like, they've got youth on their producing team, but so do we.

They're not that old. Huh? They're not that old. But I'm just saying that their producers are young, so they've got the youth. We're a little bit younger than them. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

I feel like we just have it. We've got youth on our side. We just have it. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Okay, let's I feel like we just have it. We got you for now. We just have it. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Okay, let's move over to the edge.

Let's move over to the edge. No, it's Ella's turn. Okay, Ella. I just wanted to say Horaki Breakfast because there's some people that might be hotter than us. Oh, I don't know. Who's in the producing team? Oh, yeah.

Mash. What's his name? No, Matt's on the show. No, Mash. Oh, Mash. Finn. Ginger. Finn. Oh, Mash Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah We're not hotter than the Hoda Kershaw No, we are Collectively we are

Jeremy Wells Yeah, but that's one person That's one person And it's not everyone's cup of tea, although he is a beautiful piece of We have youth I'm tapping out now. You guys are delusional. I think we've got it.

I think we do too. Okay, let's move on to The Edge. Okay, go. The Edge, which show? Let's do Edge Drive. Okay. We've got Sharon, Nixon, Steph. Oh, no.

Good looking show. Oh, no. Oh, no. Do you know what? I'm going to bat myself. We're hot. And who's in the producing team for them? Brock?

I feel like they're new now. No, Brock's on breakfast. Brock's on breakfast. Huh? Yaz? On breakfast? Yaz? No, Yaz is bricky now.

Oh, God. Is she? Oh, okay. I don't know then. Based on the show announcers. Oh, this is hard. Well, we can't do breakfast because Clint Randall's the hottest person alive, so we lose.

No, sorry, I've got to say this. We lose. No. I think I have to go out. Yeah, maybe. I think I have to concede. Yeah. Edge Drive, pretty good looking show.

Yeah. They were all good looking too. And we don't know who their producers are, but I assume their producers would be. Probably. Can we say, oh And we don't know who their producers are, but I assume their producers would be. Probably. Can we say, oh, I don't know. I feel like the edge drive in breakfast. I'm saying it, we're hotter.

We're cool. Yeah, I'm bailing out. Why? That might be it. No. That might be it. Were you holding on for dear life for too long? I'm back now.

Yeah, you were taking a chill pill, weren't you? I tagged out because you guys lost sight of reality. So, that's okay. That's what hot people do from time to time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's amazing when you get it, eh? Is that the Riz? Oh my god, it's not the

Riz. It is the Riz. It's the Riz. It's not the Brock, it's Riz. Nah, it's the Riz. They've got the Riz. The charisma. They've got the Riz. The charisma. They've got Riz. They've got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. They've got the ****.

Oh, my God. That's what it stands for. On that note, we might... What the... Can you beep that? Claude, can you beep that? Because I don't want that in case there's little ears listening. What word do I beep? Just the...

Not that I think that's a bad word, but, you know, just in case. Which one? Charisma? Can you beep, please? in case. Which one? Charisma? Can you beat, please? Beat because that is quite a – so we have to beat that one as well. Right, okay. Yeah, okay. Sweet.

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